Chapter 1 The golden tickets
This is the story of an small green alien named Zim and an homicidal maniac named Nny.
"This is the one and only chance to see the great Willy Wonka." the guy at the candy shop proclaimed. "I have to see this Wonka fellow" vowed Nny. Thinking with the sick mind of his he started concocting a horrible plan to get a golden ticket. I know he thought I could wait for a little kid to find one and then take it. With this in his mind he started searching for the poor child who would find this golden ticket.
Soon enough the kid standing right in front of nny had found a golden ticket. Nny then smothered the child and stole his golden ticket. I found one he screamed I found a golden ticket. The press then surrounded nny and asked him what were the first words he said when he found this golden ticket. I simply screamed Found it I found the golden ticket.
After the word got out about Nny's ticket the 2nd, 3rd and 4th tickets were found. The 2nd person to find a golden ticket was that of a small girl. She was good at singing her name was Jessicka Moulder. She thought she was the best singer in the world. The 3rd child to find a golden ticket was another girl who went by the name of sbh. Please do not ask me why for I don't know. She was good at computers and video games. She thought that she could beat any video game that was put in front of her. The 4th golden ticket winner was a boy named Mike. Mike was very good at skateboarding he thought he was one of the best skateboarders in the world. All in all they were very lucky children.
In anthor part of the world was a small green guy named Zim. He was an alien. An Irken alien. He has a robot called Gir. Gir is a really weird robot he dresses in a dog suite. Zim heard about the golden tickets and then bought all the wonka bars he could find.
Gir felt like he was in heaven. He ate all the wonka bars while singing the Willy wonka song. After he was down to the last 1500 wonka bars Gir found the last remain ticket he then screamed "I like corn I do". Then the word got out about the wonka bars being found and Zim freaked out when and I quote "Those filthy dirty humans with cameras came to steal my latest plans for dominating the world." As Zim and Gir slammed the door they thought for sure that their covers had been blown to smithereens.
When the day for the trip into the mysterious factory rolled around all four lucky humans and one small green irken alien waited for the gates to open. When the gates finally opened a voice that sounded just like Johnny Depp's came over the intercom and instructed them to go inside the factory gates.
As they reached the factory a bunch of scary puppets started to sing the willy wonka song. Gir who just loves that song started to sing along. When the freighting puppets sang "willy wonka here he is" they caught on fire. Gir started to scream " they are burning". Did I forget to mention that gir was clapping his hands and jumping for joy? Ahh well.
After the scary performance which left sbh clinging to Nny for dear life there stood Willy Wonka clapping his hands and jumping for joy. Gir they stoped licking the puppets and started sucking on Willy Wonka's hat. Willy Wonka started to cry and Zim was like"Gir! stop sucking on that humans hideous head covering thingy!" Zim then stated "I will find what your hiding under there."
"Well lets head into the factory shall we" said Willy Wonka. He also stated under his breath what a weird looking child.