Ok so this is just a silly little one shot i came up with! I hope you guys find it as funny as some of my friends did! Please R&R it's greatly appreciated!I don't own FMA
Roy came into work in a good mood, not that he normally was in a bad mood. Riza gave him his stack of paperwork and would go back to her desk to do her own. It was a regular routine day. When lunch came, though, Roy walked by Riza and Fuery, who were talking.
"So how are you guys doing?" Fuery asked.
"Oh, it's wonderful! He greets me with kisses at the door everyday when I come home. He's so sweet," she replied. 'A new boyfriend, perhaps' Roy thought and his heart sank. 'So much for ever asking her out, not that I can…but still!' He continued listening.
"That's so great, I'm so happy I found him for you." Fuery replied with a smile. 'Fuery! Find a guy for Riza!' Roy continued listening.
"I'm happy too, he's so lucky, I give him a gourmet dinner every night."
"Wow! He must love that!" Fuery laughed.
"He does! He loves our nightly walks through the park too!" Riza smiled. 'Who is this guy?' Roy wanted to scream. It wasn't fair, he wanted her so much and some random friend of Fuery's had her now. Some random guy, who probably didn't know half the stuff he knew about her. Some random guy got to kiss her and hold her, got to look into her gorgeous golden eyes. Some random guy got her all to himself.
"Sometimes he even sleeps with me." She finished.
"That's so sweet!" 'WHAT! Who says that? Just spills their whole love life! And who answers saying that's sweet.' Roy decided he couldn't listen anymore. He continued the walk to lunchroom, only to miss the last thing Fuery and Riza said.
"What a lucky dog!"
"I'm lucky to have such a wonderful friend, I don't know what I'd do without Black Hayete."
so it's pretty lame haha but i hope you got a little laugh!