Author's Notes: Wow--I really wasn't expecting so many people to stop by here! In case you're checking for more letters, I've only written these four and don't plan to write any more (though if someone asked and gave a suggestion for who--keeping in mind that I've only read The Wee Free Men and Hogfather and only watched The Colour of Magic and Hogfather--I probably would). I've also written a fic called Literally, starring the three coolest characters of Hogfather--Teatime, Susan, and Death--so if you enjoy my writing perhaps you should give that a go. Thank you for reading, and I much appreciate reviews!
Pratchett,
I am going to attempt to be polite here, but given the circumstances this is going to be very, very hard. All I wanted was a normal life. One little Hogswatch watching Twyla and Gawain, spending time with their parents and laughing over a little sherry. Is that too much to ask? Really? But no! Instead I have to go traipsing out through the snow, in the middle of the night, trying to save the Hogfather from an assassin named Tea-Time. Of course.
So, if you would please, GO AWAY AND STOP BOTHERING ME!
Susan Sto-Helit