Hi! And welcome to….
Sonic answers his fan mail!
Sonic went out to his mailbox, opened it and was immediately flooded with letters.
"MY! MY! Lots of letters as usual." Sonic smiled.
Sonic then picked one and took it inside. He opened up one of the letters.
"Ahhh….." he smiled "Here's a letter from Ashley Lynds, Somerset, England!" He read the letter.
"Dear Sonic.
I think you are the best, heroic video game character around! But have you ever used your powers for evil deeds yourself?"
Sonic then turned to his audience. "Why Ashley! I assure you I always use my powers for good!"
"Oh yeah?" entered a grumpy Tails. "Remember what happened a fortnight ago?"
A fortnight ago.
Sonic then entered his kitchen where his roommate Tails was.
"Hey Tails, you got the rent?" he asked Tails at the table.
"Err…..here….. " Tails replied. "Out of nowhere he placed 20 rings on the table."
"This isn't even half the rent." Sonic frowned.
"Sorry….I've been falling on tough times with my job and…"
"That's not good enough. Last month you couldn't pay at all. Sorry Tails but I have to teach you a lesson. Luckily recently I've been eating a huge diet of broccoli and chilli dogs."
"What kind of lesson?" tails asked.
Sonic then grunted and let out a great big huge fart that went on for about ten seconds.
"PPHHHHHFFFFFFFRRRRRRRRAAAPPPPPPPPPPPP!"
Tails mouth opened in shock.
"Have fun!" smiled Sonic and ran very fast out the room.
Present day.
"I wouldn't have minded, except for this." Snarled Tails.
A fortnight ago again.
His eyes closed and watered from Sonic's somewhat oniony wind. Tails went and turned on a fan in order to get some of the fart out. Unfortunately Tails had been cooking some bacon on the stove. And some of the fart got on the stove fire and…..
"KKKKAAAAAAAABOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMM!"
Tails was caught in a huge explosion. Sonic who had been grinning outside his apartment building, then turned his facial expression to shock.
PRESENT DAY.
"Hey! I said I'd pay all your medical bills, didn't I?" Sonic said nervously
Sally Acorn then entered. "And what about what happened last week?"
LAST WEEK
Sonic was going through Sally Acorn's underwear drawer.
"Mmmmm….oh yeah…"
"WHAT DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING!?" came a familiar voice. Sonic then turned to see a furious Sally Acorn.
"Looking for Chaos Emeralds." Replied Sonic nervously.
"Uh huh" Sally smiled angrily.
Sonic then ran to Sally's bedroom window and tried to open it up. It was locked tight.
Sally held up a key. "Looking for this?"
Using his super speed. Sonic then crashed through Sally's bedroom wall.
"SONIC ! ! !" Sally screamed furiously.
PRESENT DAY.
"What do you have to say for yourself?" asked Sally.
"Why do you have an underwear drawer when you don't even wear any underwear?" asked Sonic.
Sally and Tails growled in anger at Sonic.
"Uh oh…" gulped Sonic and ran out.
"He has to sleep some time." Snarled Sally.
Amy Rose then appeared.. "Hey how about when he's sleeping. I'll slam my hammer on his genitals?"
Sally and Tails then smiled. "Suits me fine!" they both said.
THE END.