Disclaimer: I do not own Ramna ½ or any of the characters in this fic. I
also do not own Shakesphere's play, Midsummer Night's dream. Please don't
sue me.
Author's note: This story is loosely based on Shakesphere's play, Midsummer Night's dream. When I say loosely I mean very loosely. You don't have to read the play in order to understand this.
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Yay! It's a prologue!
"Baka! Baka! Baka!" The Tendo family looked upon the pummeled martial artist in amazement. After all, that's what Ramna deserved for calling Akane a stupid ice-cold tomboy.
"Gee Akane, don't hide the truth..." Ramna said with a menacing grin on his face.
Akane growled in rage as she swung at him with her mallet. Ramna dodged the attack and landed on the dinner table, once again disrupting the Tendo family. After a couple bangs on the head with Gemna's signs and 'hey what was that for?!'s and 'that was my rice!!', Akane and Ramna were banished to the outskirts of the dining room.
"Thanks a lot Akane! Now I'm going to be hungry because yooou went in and caused a ruckus!!" Ramna companied.
"Me? Cause a ruckus?! It was you who caused everything! You should know better to insult me like that." Akane said, her arms crossed glowing in pure rage. They both moved out to the balcony behind her room.
"Whatever! It was you who started to pound me with your mallet!" Ramna said in a louder tone.
Akane then yelled out, "Well then! I'm SORRY!!"
Ramna face faulted to the ground, twitching in shock, Akane Tendo, queen of all tomboys said 'I'm sorry'? This was defiantly something new. This was something he most certainly wasn't prepared for. He walked out of the room in silence, "Feh."
Akane looked out to the front yard tears welling up in her eyes, "lousy fiancé."
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"You go on date with Shampoo no?" The young violet Chinese Amazon huggled her fiancé to death. The rest of the Tendo family watched the Satome struggle for life in disinterest as they finished their breakfast. It seems Shampoo had made her 'daily rounds' to deliver food to her 'underfed and under appreciated fiancé'. Of course, this was a normal morning at the breakfast table.
" Get-off-me," Ramna struggled out of his captor and resumed stuffing his face.
Akane looked at Shampoo in disgust. Between nibbling her food and trying to wake up, she decided it was too early and she was too tired to deal with the Bimbo Amazon. She noticed P-chan come up to her, so she hugged him and put him on her lap.
Nabiki, disinterested, walked away from the dinner table grabbing her bag and heading to school. Kasumi happily waved goodbye while Gemna and Soun grunted a farewell underneath the pleasure of their yummy breakfast.
"See you later Kasumi! Why so early?" Kasumi asked Nabiki. Everyone had just woken up.
"I have to go in early for a report I'm doing on gambling" she replied, showing no emotion on her face.
"Gambling,... isn't that illegal?" Kasumi asked again.
"Yes, but people still gamble anyway," Nabiki replied, " Besides, this is a different kind of gambling."
" Well,...bye!" Kasumi pardoned her cheerfully as Nabiki hastened out the door.
It seemed that Kasumi wasn't the only one to be leaving, " Bye Eiren! Shampoo see you later!" the Amazon warrior hurried off on her bicycle, carrying various packages filled with food.
"Glad that's over with," Akane said in her half awake voice, nibbling on a piece of toast.
"Yeah," Ramna agreed then started to scarf down food. It was then that His father mysteriously changed into his panda form.
"Yo, what's up pop? What did you change for?" he asked him a bit confused.
Gemna held up a sign that said, 'what do you mean? I'm just an innocent panda!'
Ramna looked behind him to see a shriveled up Cologne. He looked at her in fear.
'She's visiting us at our house?!' Gemna bashed Ramna over the head with a sign with this inscription.
"So what is it you want old lady?" Soun asked her.
"eehhh?....," Akane asked in expectation. P-chan seemed quite startled by this happening so she hugged the pet closer in assurance. Ramna looked all to knowingly of P-chan's content smile.
Cologne spoke for the first time, " I come to your household for a matter that concerns Mr. Ramna and Gemna Satome, and Ms. Akane Tendo. I would like to speak to you about my granddaughter."
"More like great, great, great granddaughter....," Soun mumbled under his breath.
Cologne bashed all three of the numskulls with various fruit and anything at hand. " You listen up! I've had to deal with this long enough. Time is running out! You all soon shall pay heed to the wrath of ancient Chinese law!" (Enter dramatic music, Added with the terrifying face of Cologne. A cloud of doom hovers in the background)
"Boy has she got problems.....," Soun mumbled under his breath once more.
"I don't think you want her to hear thaaaaaaaaaaaatt!" Ramna was crushed underneath cologne's death grip.
"Nonetheless, You will meet Xian Puu and I at the Cat café tomorrow. There we will meet with the Chinese elder representatives to Japan. Be there our face your death!" (Enter cloud of doom)
Cologne left contradictory to the way she came in. Out the door.
"Gee, I wonder what she was talking about," Ramna wondered while Cologne walked out.
"I guess we'll find out tomorrow, ehh?" Gemna said, now in his human form.
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"Give me the child!" Kuno slammed his fist onto the table. He and his sister were having 'lunch'.
"hehhehheh...You shall never have the child! I found him first!" Kodachi declared in the midst of the restaurant, startling a couple of people nearby.
"A warrior and upperclassman such as myself will need an assistant. You, a petty gymnast have no such business in the honor and tradition of raising an apprentice, Tatewaki 'chan'" Kuno stated.
Out of nowhere Kodachi was dressed in a leatard and was waving her streamer in a repetitive fashion. "Kuno chan, you know not to insult gymnastical martial arts. Remember last time?"
Kuno sighed and recollected painful memories of his insane sister and their past feuds. You could say that Kodachi never fought 'fair' for a lack of better words. "Unfortunately, yes, but that is besides the point. How can I convince you that it would be wasting the service of an apprentice under yourself? Let me take him off your hands and I will raise him to be a respectable man."
"Heh....., no forms of persuasion will work on me! I'll see to it that you never have the boy if it's the last thing I do!" Kodachi theatrically stood up from the table in exaggerated movement. She then walked out laughing in a villainous manner. "HAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHA......., (ect.)," she laughed madly.
Kuno watched her leave, unmoved by his sister's words. "feh...., insolent sister. I'll have the apprentice... one way or another...."
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"ahhhhhhhhh!" a young girl screamed raising her skirt in fear as the old man scampered in retreat. A bag was hung over his shoulders, full of 'dainties'.
He ran for his life, holding his precious bag of goodies. Suddenly, while running down the street, Akane stood blocking the way to freedom. She took the bag of underwear and kicked him twenty feet into the air.
"PERVERT!!!" she yelled, looking up in the air to where she kicked him.
After about a couple of seconds later Happy found himself in a garbage can on the other side of Nermia.
"Sooooo...., you got kicked in the air again, didn't you?" Kuno said leaning on a garbage can looking down at the old pervert.
"yeah, she took my bag of goodies too." Happosai sighed, tears welling up in his eyes.
"Old pervert, I would like to discuss a matter that requires your service." Kuno spoke.
Happosai looked up at him with a greedy smirk" Yes, and I suppose there is a reward?"
"Indeed old man, if you prove to be worthy. Name your price." Kuno said in a business-like voice.
"Ah yes...," he said as he thought of his reward of women's dainties**blush** and this bishonen's sister. Happy did not know Kuno well but he made sure that he was accustomed to every beauty in Nermia, including his sister." It's not a matter of money though....."
Kuno looked right and left to see if anyone was around, "Lets meet somewhere private, old man." he whispered.
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"It's called the Psilocybe hoogshagenii mushroom." Kuno spoke. They were about five miles from Nermia, talking outside of a wood that Kuno owned.
"The psilocobe hooshenogi what?" Happy asked in bewilderment.
" The Psilocybe hoogshagenii mushroom is most commonly known as The Lovers dream while some call it the Midsummer's nightmare. This particular mushroom grows only around the middle of summer and is still very rare. They are hard to grow under any normal circumstances and most likely only survive in a cursed, paranormal environment." Kuno alleged thoughtfully waiting a reply from the aged pervert.
"Yeah so.... It's a stupid mushroom. Unless all this nonsense has to do with me getting my precious undergarments back and/or getting a date with your delectable sister, I'm gone." Happosai stuck his head up into the air and proceeded to leave.
"You foolish, ignorant man!" Kuno yelled at him and thumped him with a watermelon. "The Psilocybe hoogshagenii mushroom is famous for it's affect on human kind. It is said that whoever inhales the vapor form of this mushroom will immediately fall in love with the first person they set their eyes on, whoever it may be."
Instantly, Happy's eyes sparkled with a million thoughts of how he could use this for his enjoyment. "....."Was all he could say as drool ran down his chin. Kuno wondered if hiring him was the right thing to do.
"This is where my sister and you come in," Kuno said, "Currently she has the service of a young boy. I see greatness in this boy and I fear that under my sister he will never reach his full potential. I plan for you to give her the potion and when she wakes up you will be there for her to fall in love with. I want you to tell her to give me the boy as an apprentice. Being in love with you I think she will do whatever you tell her."
Happosai never expected such great a scheme. His eyes glowed in excitement. " Why did you bring me to this forest in the first place?" he asked cautiously.
"This forest is enchanted. In the depths of its darkness lies the Psilocybe hoogshagenii mushroom. Only in this forest can the mushroom and it's side effects take effect. I know that my sister is going on a camping trip here with some associates and so this spot is where we will lay our scheme." Kuno replied.
Happy looked on in curiosity, "hmm...,I see."
"So are you in or out old man?" Kuno asked.
"Of course," Happosai said with a perverse grin, "of course..."
PLEASE REVIEW! PLEEEEEEEEEASE! IM BEGGING YOU!
ITS NOT ABOUT ME, ITS ABOUT HAPOSAI. HE'LL BE VERY UPSET WITH YOU IF YOU DON'T REVIEW.
Happosai: (puppy dog eyes) Pleeeeeeeeeeease!
Lawnmowerbubbles: I need at least two reviews to continue this fic. I just want to know if I should continue on to the next chapter or not.
FOR SHAMPOO AND MOUSSE LOVERS: I am very much in favor of this couple and I plan to have Mousse in the next chapter for one of the major characters. SO PLEASE REVIEW!!!!!! I need to know if I'm OOC or anything like that.
Author's note: This story is loosely based on Shakesphere's play, Midsummer Night's dream. When I say loosely I mean very loosely. You don't have to read the play in order to understand this.
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Yay! It's a prologue!
"Baka! Baka! Baka!" The Tendo family looked upon the pummeled martial artist in amazement. After all, that's what Ramna deserved for calling Akane a stupid ice-cold tomboy.
"Gee Akane, don't hide the truth..." Ramna said with a menacing grin on his face.
Akane growled in rage as she swung at him with her mallet. Ramna dodged the attack and landed on the dinner table, once again disrupting the Tendo family. After a couple bangs on the head with Gemna's signs and 'hey what was that for?!'s and 'that was my rice!!', Akane and Ramna were banished to the outskirts of the dining room.
"Thanks a lot Akane! Now I'm going to be hungry because yooou went in and caused a ruckus!!" Ramna companied.
"Me? Cause a ruckus?! It was you who caused everything! You should know better to insult me like that." Akane said, her arms crossed glowing in pure rage. They both moved out to the balcony behind her room.
"Whatever! It was you who started to pound me with your mallet!" Ramna said in a louder tone.
Akane then yelled out, "Well then! I'm SORRY!!"
Ramna face faulted to the ground, twitching in shock, Akane Tendo, queen of all tomboys said 'I'm sorry'? This was defiantly something new. This was something he most certainly wasn't prepared for. He walked out of the room in silence, "Feh."
Akane looked out to the front yard tears welling up in her eyes, "lousy fiancé."
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"You go on date with Shampoo no?" The young violet Chinese Amazon huggled her fiancé to death. The rest of the Tendo family watched the Satome struggle for life in disinterest as they finished their breakfast. It seems Shampoo had made her 'daily rounds' to deliver food to her 'underfed and under appreciated fiancé'. Of course, this was a normal morning at the breakfast table.
" Get-off-me," Ramna struggled out of his captor and resumed stuffing his face.
Akane looked at Shampoo in disgust. Between nibbling her food and trying to wake up, she decided it was too early and she was too tired to deal with the Bimbo Amazon. She noticed P-chan come up to her, so she hugged him and put him on her lap.
Nabiki, disinterested, walked away from the dinner table grabbing her bag and heading to school. Kasumi happily waved goodbye while Gemna and Soun grunted a farewell underneath the pleasure of their yummy breakfast.
"See you later Kasumi! Why so early?" Kasumi asked Nabiki. Everyone had just woken up.
"I have to go in early for a report I'm doing on gambling" she replied, showing no emotion on her face.
"Gambling,... isn't that illegal?" Kasumi asked again.
"Yes, but people still gamble anyway," Nabiki replied, " Besides, this is a different kind of gambling."
" Well,...bye!" Kasumi pardoned her cheerfully as Nabiki hastened out the door.
It seemed that Kasumi wasn't the only one to be leaving, " Bye Eiren! Shampoo see you later!" the Amazon warrior hurried off on her bicycle, carrying various packages filled with food.
"Glad that's over with," Akane said in her half awake voice, nibbling on a piece of toast.
"Yeah," Ramna agreed then started to scarf down food. It was then that His father mysteriously changed into his panda form.
"Yo, what's up pop? What did you change for?" he asked him a bit confused.
Gemna held up a sign that said, 'what do you mean? I'm just an innocent panda!'
Ramna looked behind him to see a shriveled up Cologne. He looked at her in fear.
'She's visiting us at our house?!' Gemna bashed Ramna over the head with a sign with this inscription.
"So what is it you want old lady?" Soun asked her.
"eehhh?....," Akane asked in expectation. P-chan seemed quite startled by this happening so she hugged the pet closer in assurance. Ramna looked all to knowingly of P-chan's content smile.
Cologne spoke for the first time, " I come to your household for a matter that concerns Mr. Ramna and Gemna Satome, and Ms. Akane Tendo. I would like to speak to you about my granddaughter."
"More like great, great, great granddaughter....," Soun mumbled under his breath.
Cologne bashed all three of the numskulls with various fruit and anything at hand. " You listen up! I've had to deal with this long enough. Time is running out! You all soon shall pay heed to the wrath of ancient Chinese law!" (Enter dramatic music, Added with the terrifying face of Cologne. A cloud of doom hovers in the background)
"Boy has she got problems.....," Soun mumbled under his breath once more.
"I don't think you want her to hear thaaaaaaaaaaaatt!" Ramna was crushed underneath cologne's death grip.
"Nonetheless, You will meet Xian Puu and I at the Cat café tomorrow. There we will meet with the Chinese elder representatives to Japan. Be there our face your death!" (Enter cloud of doom)
Cologne left contradictory to the way she came in. Out the door.
"Gee, I wonder what she was talking about," Ramna wondered while Cologne walked out.
"I guess we'll find out tomorrow, ehh?" Gemna said, now in his human form.
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"Give me the child!" Kuno slammed his fist onto the table. He and his sister were having 'lunch'.
"hehhehheh...You shall never have the child! I found him first!" Kodachi declared in the midst of the restaurant, startling a couple of people nearby.
"A warrior and upperclassman such as myself will need an assistant. You, a petty gymnast have no such business in the honor and tradition of raising an apprentice, Tatewaki 'chan'" Kuno stated.
Out of nowhere Kodachi was dressed in a leatard and was waving her streamer in a repetitive fashion. "Kuno chan, you know not to insult gymnastical martial arts. Remember last time?"
Kuno sighed and recollected painful memories of his insane sister and their past feuds. You could say that Kodachi never fought 'fair' for a lack of better words. "Unfortunately, yes, but that is besides the point. How can I convince you that it would be wasting the service of an apprentice under yourself? Let me take him off your hands and I will raise him to be a respectable man."
"Heh....., no forms of persuasion will work on me! I'll see to it that you never have the boy if it's the last thing I do!" Kodachi theatrically stood up from the table in exaggerated movement. She then walked out laughing in a villainous manner. "HAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHA......., (ect.)," she laughed madly.
Kuno watched her leave, unmoved by his sister's words. "feh...., insolent sister. I'll have the apprentice... one way or another...."
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"ahhhhhhhhh!" a young girl screamed raising her skirt in fear as the old man scampered in retreat. A bag was hung over his shoulders, full of 'dainties'.
He ran for his life, holding his precious bag of goodies. Suddenly, while running down the street, Akane stood blocking the way to freedom. She took the bag of underwear and kicked him twenty feet into the air.
"PERVERT!!!" she yelled, looking up in the air to where she kicked him.
After about a couple of seconds later Happy found himself in a garbage can on the other side of Nermia.
"Sooooo...., you got kicked in the air again, didn't you?" Kuno said leaning on a garbage can looking down at the old pervert.
"yeah, she took my bag of goodies too." Happosai sighed, tears welling up in his eyes.
"Old pervert, I would like to discuss a matter that requires your service." Kuno spoke.
Happosai looked up at him with a greedy smirk" Yes, and I suppose there is a reward?"
"Indeed old man, if you prove to be worthy. Name your price." Kuno said in a business-like voice.
"Ah yes...," he said as he thought of his reward of women's dainties**blush** and this bishonen's sister. Happy did not know Kuno well but he made sure that he was accustomed to every beauty in Nermia, including his sister." It's not a matter of money though....."
Kuno looked right and left to see if anyone was around, "Lets meet somewhere private, old man." he whispered.
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"It's called the Psilocybe hoogshagenii mushroom." Kuno spoke. They were about five miles from Nermia, talking outside of a wood that Kuno owned.
"The psilocobe hooshenogi what?" Happy asked in bewilderment.
" The Psilocybe hoogshagenii mushroom is most commonly known as The Lovers dream while some call it the Midsummer's nightmare. This particular mushroom grows only around the middle of summer and is still very rare. They are hard to grow under any normal circumstances and most likely only survive in a cursed, paranormal environment." Kuno alleged thoughtfully waiting a reply from the aged pervert.
"Yeah so.... It's a stupid mushroom. Unless all this nonsense has to do with me getting my precious undergarments back and/or getting a date with your delectable sister, I'm gone." Happosai stuck his head up into the air and proceeded to leave.
"You foolish, ignorant man!" Kuno yelled at him and thumped him with a watermelon. "The Psilocybe hoogshagenii mushroom is famous for it's affect on human kind. It is said that whoever inhales the vapor form of this mushroom will immediately fall in love with the first person they set their eyes on, whoever it may be."
Instantly, Happy's eyes sparkled with a million thoughts of how he could use this for his enjoyment. "....."Was all he could say as drool ran down his chin. Kuno wondered if hiring him was the right thing to do.
"This is where my sister and you come in," Kuno said, "Currently she has the service of a young boy. I see greatness in this boy and I fear that under my sister he will never reach his full potential. I plan for you to give her the potion and when she wakes up you will be there for her to fall in love with. I want you to tell her to give me the boy as an apprentice. Being in love with you I think she will do whatever you tell her."
Happosai never expected such great a scheme. His eyes glowed in excitement. " Why did you bring me to this forest in the first place?" he asked cautiously.
"This forest is enchanted. In the depths of its darkness lies the Psilocybe hoogshagenii mushroom. Only in this forest can the mushroom and it's side effects take effect. I know that my sister is going on a camping trip here with some associates and so this spot is where we will lay our scheme." Kuno replied.
Happy looked on in curiosity, "hmm...,I see."
"So are you in or out old man?" Kuno asked.
"Of course," Happosai said with a perverse grin, "of course..."
PLEASE REVIEW! PLEEEEEEEEEASE! IM BEGGING YOU!
ITS NOT ABOUT ME, ITS ABOUT HAPOSAI. HE'LL BE VERY UPSET WITH YOU IF YOU DON'T REVIEW.
Happosai: (puppy dog eyes) Pleeeeeeeeeeease!
Lawnmowerbubbles: I need at least two reviews to continue this fic. I just want to know if I should continue on to the next chapter or not.
FOR SHAMPOO AND MOUSSE LOVERS: I am very much in favor of this couple and I plan to have Mousse in the next chapter for one of the major characters. SO PLEASE REVIEW!!!!!! I need to know if I'm OOC or anything like that.