"Dangit, Ash! You got us lost for the....105th time!" Misty said, flipping through a notebook full of tallys.

"It's not my fault!" Ash protested.

"And this is the 105th time I've told you two to shut up!" said Brock.

"Pi pi pikachu kau chu kachu pipi pikachu," said Pikachu. Oh, sorry, in English that means 'And this is the 105th time I've heard you two squawk so much that it makes me want to watch ER!'

"Hand me the map, Pikachu," said Ash. "I'll give you some M&M's."

"Pi pichu kachu chuka," Pikachu said, handing over an Eminem CD.

"Oh well," said Ash. He grabbed the map. "We're here, so that means we go in this order: north, west, east, east, north, west, south, south, east, north, north, north, and north."

"Which way is 'and'?" asked Brock.

"You're crazy," said Ash.

"Prepare for trouble..."

"Dangit! The twerp has got his Pikachu out ahead of time!" James hollered.

"That's not a line!"

"Pish-posh!"

"Balloons need air!" said Brock.

"Good idea!" Ash shouted. "Pikachu, thunder!"

"Pika chu pika piikaachuuuu,"

"Come on guys, shut up and go to Plan A!"

"We don't have a Plan A!"

"Plan B?"

"No,"

"Oh well, just grab that Pikachu!" Meowth bellowed.

"Wheezing, smokescreen!" James shouted.

"Hey! Where's Ash?" said Misty.