A/N: I only own Ezra all others characters belong to the creators of Vampire Diaries and Originals.

Caroline Forbes has created Chat Team EE

Tyler Lockwood has entered the room

Bonnie Bennett has entered the room

Damon Salvatore has entered the room

Stefan Salvatore has entered the room

Matt Donovan has entered the room

Alaric Saltzman entered the room

Caroline Forbes: Has anyone seen Team EE?

Tyler Lockwood: Care to elaborate?

Bonnie Bennett: She means Lorenzo and Ezra. Totally shipping them by the way

Enzo has entered the room

Damon Salvatore: Your shipping the murderous vampire duo really?

Matt Donovan: And you are any better than them how?

Damon Salvatore: I'm polite, can be kind and a real joy to be around.

Enzo: And possible the worst person to have as a friend in the world

Ezra has entered the room

Ezra: That's over dramatic just a tab bit isn't it?

Enzo: Nope I don't think I am, being left to burn to death shows what a fantastic friend he is

Jeremy Gilbert: Didn't you go on a murder spree with him?

Alaric Staltzman: He's also the only reason Ezra turned her humanity back on

Klaus Mikaelson has entered the room

Kol Mikaelson has entered the room

Stefan Salvatore: She could give Kol and Klaus Mikaelson a run for their money with the no humanity thing.

Ezra: I can read this you know

Klaus Mikaelson: So can I, how is it an unknown vampire can give myself and one of my brothers a run for our money?

Damon Salvatore: Erm you mean other than having a 100% disregard for human life, can hold a grudge against someone for decades, wouldn't bat an eye when snapping someone's neck and went on a genocidal murder spree when she turned her humanity off

Bonnie Bennett: Don't forget the amusing sarcasm

Kol Mikaelson: I'll admit I'm intrigued

Matt Donovan: Just what we needed original vampire in the chat

Tyler Lockwood: I don't know could be interesting. Since this is about Ezra. Kinda wanna see her reaction.

Enzo: Did you want me to film it for you?

Ezra: Or better yet I will return the Salvatore Boarding House and they can get a first hand experience

Damon Salvatore: I'm still traumatised from the one fifty years ago at the Augustine

Stefan Salvatore: Ezra how many members of the Augustine Society did you kill?"

Matt Donovan: I already hate vampires I don't really want to know how many innocent people a rather erratic one has killed

Ezra: Five in total, tortured the first three in repayment for the seventy years they did it to me, Grayson Gilbert drown and the latest one got a sparkly door handle to the head

Jeremy Gilbert: You caused the accident that killed my parents

Ezra: Oops thought you knew that

Enzo: Well if he didn't before, he does now

Ezra: No yah think

Bonnie Bennett: See amusing sarcasm

Kol Mikaelson: What is the bit about team EE?

Caroline Forbes: Erm that would be the shipping most of us do

Stefan Salvatore: Or basically hoping Ezra and Enzo will date

Ezra: Suddenly I miss being tortured everyday

Enzo: That's a bit extreme

Damon Salvatore: Enzo and Ezra sitting in a tree, K.I.S.S.I.N.G

Enzo: Alaric do you have any of those stakes or grenades at hand?

Alaric Saltzman: Can send them by delivery

Tyler Lockwood: Cause no one is going to suspect anything dodgy about a parcel full of weapons

Jeremy Gilbert: Well its Mystic Fall be lucky to find someone who cares.

Matt Donovan: I care, since you two left town I'm the only one to defend it

Stefan Salvatore: Is it normal for Team EE to be this quiet?

Damon Salvatore: God helps us their up to something

Matt Donovan: Actually their not, I've got them

Enzo: And what do you plan on doing with us

Ezra: Boring us into submission?

Damon Salvatore: Tickle them to death

Stefan Salvatore: Get them to go on a date

Enzo: Your obsession with our love life is rather weird

Klaus Mikaelson: Team EE what's so special about them?

Bonnie Bennett: Have you got a century or two to spare?

Caroline Forbes: Or a really good email

Stefan Salvatore: Nothing really special about them, other than being English, near enough the same age, both Augustine vampires and have the same perspective

Ezra: Cause being a Doppelgänger is so much better

Damon Salvatore: Bad Ezra, playing with crossbones isn't a good thing

Enzo: That was me mate

Kol Mikaelson: Remind me again why we haven't come across this duo before

Bonnie Bennett: Or any modern day technology before the late 1900's

Matt Donovan: It's happened, Team EE have finally rubbed off on Bonnie

Ezra: That's because Bonnie is awesome

Enzo: And Caroline is gorgeous

Klaus Mikaelson: Well it seems as if we have found common ground Enzo

Matt Donovan: Not happening in my town, but Enzo feel free to go to New Orleans

Caroline Forbes: And I'm disconnecting the chat before things get even worse

Caroline Forbes ended the chat