It was a fine summer morning, the first of December, and Draco Malfoy was taking a stroll through the forbidden forest. He hummed to himself as he walked, as the trees scared him and he needed distraction to get him through. Suddenly a cartoon unicorn appeared suddenly in front of him and suddenly asked for a key.
"Will a cartoon key suffice?" Draco shouted, flinging his wand into the air, and when he caught it, it had transformed into a cartoon key.
"Gasp" said the unicorn. "You are the greatest drawer there ever was, I couldn't take that key from you, but you may pass anyway." Draco strolled through the orange cartoon door that had suddenly appeared behind the sudden unicorn.
"Hey unicorn," shouted Draco, "Would you like to be my sudden unicorn and accompany me on my quest?"
"Yes, yes I would, but I can't. I must stay and guard the door of Doritos from people with no drawing skills."
"That is a great shame," shrieked Draco, "Would you come with me if I had a helium balloon?" A balloon materialised in Draco's hand, and an orange one at that.
"Ooooh, yes I would. Can I call it the balloon of Doritos and guard it from people with no drawing skill?" asked the unicorn.
"You can if you are the sudden unicorn, and can protect me from predicted events," yelled Draco. The unicorn nodded, and became the sudden unicorn, and the sudden unicorn carried the balloon as they walked through the door of Doritos and into a vat of boiling music.
"This is the vat of boiling music," sang the sudden unicorn as they walked through the vat of boiling music. "It's quite an unpredictable event to occur, so I think we're safe," everything was music, even Draco's very being was transformed into music as his atoms danced.
"Where is Lorde Voldemort?" sung Draco as the song blared out; "And we'll never be mortal (mortal), nor will I be pure blood..." Predictably, Lorde Voldemort was singing closeby, so the sudden unicorn struck her dead with his horn, which acted as an inbuilt wand.
"I saved you from the predictable event, Draco," said the sudden unicorn, but Draco replied, "I expected you to, so that in itself was a predictable event," and the sudden unicorn was so annoyed that the balloon of Doritos popped, which caused the universe to implode.