Hi this is my first story so don't be mean to me plz. The Italics are Sam's thoughts. Bold italics are text. This is in Sam's POV.

Disclaimer: I don't own iCarly (I wish I did though seddie would have happened faster)

'Ok Ok I have a problem. I kissed the dork so we could "get it over it". That's not the problem. It's that I kissed him and liked it. You know what that means. Do you? Cause I sure have no idea. I need ham. Yes ham and fruit and more ham'. I heard my phone ring saying that I have a new text. 'Who the hell is texting me at 3 am'.

Hey Sam I was thinking you and me need to go out again I'll give you some ham ~Jonah

'God what the hell can't he just give up. It's the same over and over again'.

"Sam what are you doing up its 3 am have you been wait since when are you sleeping over" said Carly.

"Since my mom is well who really cares anyway"

Carly shrugged her shoulder and went back up stairs. 'Maybe I should ask Carly for help. I have so many things going on in my head. Well really two things but already to much. I never think this much. That's it how to fix my Fredork problem. Just kiss him again and see if I like it. I mean it was my first kiss I was trying to like it. I least I hope I was trying to. Now I need to figure out how to kiss the nerd without him thinking I like like him. This isn't going to be easy. Dammit I need ham.

The next day at school:

"Hey Sam how's it going" Carly said.

"Ughhh to tired"

"Maybe if you went to sleep at a normal person time"

"I had things to think about"

"Since when do you think" Freddie said as he came around the corner.

"HA HA FREDDIE SO FUNNY" I yelled

"Wow you do need sleep" Carly and Freddie said at the same time.

'Great another reason that they are perfect for each other. Just what I need to start the day.'

"Hey Sam-o" Jonah said

'Oh god not in front of Carly and the dork. They are going to ask questions and all wait what was that in the dork's eye. OH MY HAM I know what that look is I get that same look when he asks out Carly he's'

"So Sam thought about what I asked you Sam you there" Jonah said

"Leave us alone Jonah" said Carly

"Yeah just go someplace and die"

"And if I don't"

"I'll make sure it would happen"

'Ok I'm pretty sure that was something I would have said but my mouth didn't move. OMH it was the dork. Why would he something like that that's my job'

Jonah and Freddie staring each other in the eye looking like they are waiting for the first punch.

"Guys break it up before we all get into trouble" Carly said

"Whatever calls you later Sam-o" said Jonah as he left them by my locker.

"So who wants a fat cake" I said. Carly and Freddie stared at me waiting to for me to explain everything to them.

"What the hell was that" Carly screamed.

"That was Jonah Carls. My stupid ex-boyfriend" I said in a monotone voice.

"Did you he ask you out again?" Freddie asked

"Well maybe sort of kinda yes"

"You can't go out with him again" Freddie said after I didn't reply to him.

"I know that dip-wad. I was just thinking he used me so why can't I use him"

"Uh oh Sam I don't like that smirk on your face. It's a someone is going to get hurt badly smirk" said Carly.

"Don't worry Carls" I said "I'm just going to need to borrow come of your clothes".