Rasin had been told where the party was, he was also warned that Jamantha Allblue would be there and that she was dangerous, but he foolishly ignored the warning and showed up annyway. "Hello?" Rasin yelled out while ringing the doorbell, The door swung open as fast as lightning and a creature pounced out pinning him too the floor breaking his back on impact. The creature named Jamantha Allblue more commonly known as Jam Allblue draged his body to the swimming pool where she proceeded to have sexy time in the water. Rasin was starting to drown in the water and Jam Allblue couldn't have that so she taped his soaking body to a skateboard she found on the lawn and pushed him down the hill toward her house.
Jam was a fast creature and was down the hill in a flash wating for rasin to arrive, once he had arrived she tied a rope around him and the skateboard and rolled them down to her smelly rape dungeon. In the corner there were two indian men obviously used to make curreos when the need arose who were crying for freedom.
Two years pass before Rasin hears footsteps coming down the steps that he had been rolled down. Thats odd Rasin thinks she usually comes down the elevator when she needs me oh well the elevator must be broken but to Rasin's suprise it was not Jam who was coming down the mossy stone stairs its the mystical More-Bread, More-Bread runs over to Rasin and unties him "My back" Rasin moans, More-Bread looks at him and nods he turns Rasin onto his back and with his giant hands slaps Rasin on the back cracking his spine back into place. They both stand up and look at each other and with a nod they sprint to the stairs their only way of escape, Just as Rasin is about to step into the sunlight he hears a cry for help More-Bread has been pined to the floor! and Jam is on top of him unzipping his pants "I'm sorry" Rasin wispers to More-Bread as he runs off into the sunlight.
After about half an hour Jam is done with More-Bread and she says with relif "you may go More-Bread, but your DNA will be used in my child which you have just given me MWA HAHA" More-Bread struggles to put his pants back on as he stumbles for the stairs to saftey "Thank god thats over" he sighs as he limps into the sunset.
Ten years later More-Bread hears a knock on his door it's a small child that looks like a fat pug that had been punched in the face multiple times, It was wearing a half top and army pants that looked like they haven't been washed for at least 5 years "daddy?" the thing says with the voice of a rooster going through purberty "Sorry kid I Can't possibly be your father" he slams the door in a fit of rage but calms down instantly as he sees the shrine he had dedicated to Susan Boil.
The thing feeling depresed walks aimlessly untill it hears a screaming sound coming from somones house, in a panic the thing breaks down the door to see what is happening only to find its mother Jam Allblue on top of a frightened looking Rasin "MUM WHAT ARE YOU DOING!" it screams Jam then turns its head toward her child rembering the taste of its twin "mmm you will taste nice" Jam says twisting her body around in a unnatural way "you escaped me before but not again" The Child starts to run from Jam who is now intent on devouring it giving Rasin time to escape out of the open window to saftey, the child makes it out the door but needs to stop for a breather it had already run at least 60 cm and was so large that its spinly legs couldn't take it. The thing collapases into a puddle of mud where eventually Jam catches up out of breath from running all the way across the room, The thing and Jam then start to wrestle in the mud as a crowd gathers around with their video phones uploading the event onto the internet until they witness the worst possible thing and run, Jam had eaten her child in one bite and just like that the kid was gone.
The End