"Do you we have to do this, Eliza"? Darwin asked. "Of course we do, Darwin, either that or we'll have to hear lots
of mouth from Debby"... You see, earlier this morning Eliza and Darwin were reading one of Debby's Teen
magazines, and then a bird came out of nowhere and stole it.. I know it makes no sense, but just go with it..
Anyways, back to the story.
Eliza and Darwin, and trailing behind was Donny, were walking through the African woods, looking for a
bird that had earlier stolen one of Debby's favorite magazines. "Do you see him, Darwin"? , Eliza said. "Ble bla
bleh bloo" Donny said. "Nope, can't we just buy another one for her, this place is scaring me.." Darwin said
shivering. "Sure, Darwin, swim right on back to America and buy one." Eliza snapped at him.
Eliza and Darwin walked silently, and the only thing that was heard, were animals, and Donny's noises,
now and then. They then spotted a bird that looked exactly like the one they spotten earlier nesting in a tree about
25 feet up. "We're gonna have to climb that tree, Darwin" said Eliza. "Uhhg, I hate climbing" Darwin sighed. "..
Your a monkey, Darwin, you are supposed to be a climber." Eliza said laughing.
Darwin and Eliza were climbing the tree and halfway they saw the bird asleep. "Darwin, just go up there
and grab it" Eliza told him. "But.." Darwin tried to speak. "NO BUTS DARWIN DO IT!" Eliza screamed at him.
"Ok Ok, keep it down, you want that bird to spot us?" Darwin replied back to her. Darwin got to the nest and
grabbed it, successfully, except.. he woke up the bird. "RUN!" Darwin screamed. Screaming all the way back to the
convy they went inside, as the bird was pecking at the window.
"What do you want from us?" Eliza said silently and scared. "You took something that belongs to me,
girl" said the bird. "No, that was my sisters, please don't hurt us." Eliza told the bird. "Oh, I am sorry I had no
idea it was your families, I was going to use it for my nest." the bird replied. "Oh, well, here.." Eliza ripped out a
couple of the commercial pages and handed it to the bird, as she grabbed it, she said. "Thank you little girl, I will
never be able to thank you enough" and flew off.
That night a scream came from Debbys bunk. "WHO RIPPED MY BOOK!?!?" She screamed. "I have no
idea, said Eliza, silently laughing in her head. Debby knew she had done it, but decided not to say anything about
it, because she knew she would have probably done something stupid. "My beautiful book, ohh, Cory his face is
destroyed!" she said starting to cry. "I.. did it" Eliza said to her, "but I was only trying to help a bird." "A bird?
You tore of Cory's face for a fucking bird?! Eliza how could you?" Debby said screaming at her. "Jeeze, I am sorry,
I know I shouldn't have gone into your stuff, but the bird was defenseless" Eliza replied.
"How do you know?, it's not like you can talk to the birds" Debby said to her. "Ok, I'm sorry Debby, how
about I do your laundry for the next week." Eliza offered "Make it a month and you've got a deal" Debby replied.
"Uhh, sure thing." Eliza said, cursing to herself in her head... "I helped an animal, she said to herself quietly, "It
was worth it." she said, finishing her dinner, and then going to sleep, dreaming about the bird she had saved.
of mouth from Debby"... You see, earlier this morning Eliza and Darwin were reading one of Debby's Teen
magazines, and then a bird came out of nowhere and stole it.. I know it makes no sense, but just go with it..
Anyways, back to the story.
Eliza and Darwin, and trailing behind was Donny, were walking through the African woods, looking for a
bird that had earlier stolen one of Debby's favorite magazines. "Do you see him, Darwin"? , Eliza said. "Ble bla
bleh bloo" Donny said. "Nope, can't we just buy another one for her, this place is scaring me.." Darwin said
shivering. "Sure, Darwin, swim right on back to America and buy one." Eliza snapped at him.
Eliza and Darwin walked silently, and the only thing that was heard, were animals, and Donny's noises,
now and then. They then spotted a bird that looked exactly like the one they spotten earlier nesting in a tree about
25 feet up. "We're gonna have to climb that tree, Darwin" said Eliza. "Uhhg, I hate climbing" Darwin sighed. "..
Your a monkey, Darwin, you are supposed to be a climber." Eliza said laughing.
Darwin and Eliza were climbing the tree and halfway they saw the bird asleep. "Darwin, just go up there
and grab it" Eliza told him. "But.." Darwin tried to speak. "NO BUTS DARWIN DO IT!" Eliza screamed at him.
"Ok Ok, keep it down, you want that bird to spot us?" Darwin replied back to her. Darwin got to the nest and
grabbed it, successfully, except.. he woke up the bird. "RUN!" Darwin screamed. Screaming all the way back to the
convy they went inside, as the bird was pecking at the window.
"What do you want from us?" Eliza said silently and scared. "You took something that belongs to me,
girl" said the bird. "No, that was my sisters, please don't hurt us." Eliza told the bird. "Oh, I am sorry I had no
idea it was your families, I was going to use it for my nest." the bird replied. "Oh, well, here.." Eliza ripped out a
couple of the commercial pages and handed it to the bird, as she grabbed it, she said. "Thank you little girl, I will
never be able to thank you enough" and flew off.
That night a scream came from Debbys bunk. "WHO RIPPED MY BOOK!?!?" She screamed. "I have no
idea, said Eliza, silently laughing in her head. Debby knew she had done it, but decided not to say anything about
it, because she knew she would have probably done something stupid. "My beautiful book, ohh, Cory his face is
destroyed!" she said starting to cry. "I.. did it" Eliza said to her, "but I was only trying to help a bird." "A bird?
You tore of Cory's face for a fucking bird?! Eliza how could you?" Debby said screaming at her. "Jeeze, I am sorry,
I know I shouldn't have gone into your stuff, but the bird was defenseless" Eliza replied.
"How do you know?, it's not like you can talk to the birds" Debby said to her. "Ok, I'm sorry Debby, how
about I do your laundry for the next week." Eliza offered "Make it a month and you've got a deal" Debby replied.
"Uhh, sure thing." Eliza said, cursing to herself in her head... "I helped an animal, she said to herself quietly, "It
was worth it." she said, finishing her dinner, and then going to sleep, dreaming about the bird she had saved.