"Let me just say that we were immature kids when we were young. We were the brave Gryffindors who thought we were the shiz, do people still say that? Whatever. Anyway, for a Gryffindor boy what could be more fun than baiting the girls into a game of Truth or Dare. You know that game, where if you say truth you have to say something really embarrassing about yourself and if you say dare your friends make you do the stupidest things? Wait, of course you do. Yeah, like I said we were a bunch of immature Gryffindor fifteen, sixteen, and seventeen year olds. In other words there was no 'chickening out' of a dare, oh and we stole Veritaserum from the Potions storeroom.

So there we all were, having said the girls weren't 'Gryffindor' enough to play, they immediately joined in to prove us wrong. It started off simple, stupid little things like telling John Wood, a sixth year, to find a way into the Girls dorm. He tried having Emily Corner carry him but they both ended up being sent down the chute. Eventually Margaret Cattermole levitated him. He was very pleased with himself after that.

From there it got a little more interesting. Margaret had to say which teacher she would 'get involved' with if she had to pick. It was Longbottom of course, I mean even some of the guys would have answered that.

What no one told us was that under Veritaserum you were not only compelled to tell the truth when asked, but you also had to say what was really on your mind. So it got to a point where it stopped being Teddy turn into a pig or Teddy look like Victoire. Instead the game became a little less innocent.

I was asked if I had ever used my abilities to impersonate someone my crush had a crush on, just so I could feel them look at me the way that I looked at them. We were really immature, at that age, we were kids after all. Y'know. So I was forced to answer, and that answer was of course, yes. Apparently Victoire had suspected something the first, third or fifth time I had made myself look like Marcus Edgecomb. Why would she even like him? He was an arse, and his DNA made him have 'sneak' spelled on his forehead. No one even knows who his father is; everyone suspects his mother used some sort of weird charm because no one would sleep with her.

Anyway, so she knew what I had done. But I also knew now that she had pretended to have a crush to make someone in this room jealous.

What happened next though is I guess the point of the game. We got confused on whose turn it was to ask. So both Victoire and I asked at the same time. Truth or Dare? As we were under Veritaserum we were both compelled to answer. I said dare and she said truth.

She dared me to kiss her. I asked her if she would go out with me.

She said, yes. I kissed her. Everyone else in the Common Room said, Finally!

Now can we please just move on!"

"Teddy, you can't expect me to believe that!"

"And why not Ron? This is my bachelor party and I am under Veritaserum. I may have said truth, but you are the one who asked me how Victoire and I started dating. That is the truth of what happened, I can't lie! Now! Can we please move on! Wood! Truth or Dare?"

Edited by the amazingly awesome 93! I can message her whenever no matter how long I procrastinated on getting something done and she will just pop out edits. i don't know what these would be like if it wasn't for her. You are the bestest of the best!

Written for The Philosopher's Stone Nicolas Flamel Challenge and The Big Brother Competetion Round 1!