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SETTING: AFTER THE DISASTOROUS DATE.


Eric Foreman walked in soon after the coffee finished, causing him to stop, and a soft smile crossing his features.

"Good to see you this morning"

"You too. How was your weekend" Allison Cameron asked tiredly but polity.

"It was good, I told Anna that I loved her and she told me she felt the same" referring to his girlfriend of 5 months.

This caused Allison to grin "congratulations!""what about you?""nothing special, really" she said

"I heard you got a date with House" he commented

"yea, well more like blackmailed and pushed, but it didn't go so well" she sighed

"when does it ever does when house is involved?"

"True, but it was more my fault than his."

"How? Morning guys" Robert Chase smiled walking in.

"hey" Eric and Allison responded together.

Allison looked up at their expectant faces and took a deep breath of encouragement before continuing.

"well I got him out of his comfort zone, so to speak, and then I kept pushing difficult questions for him, at him""Oh" Robert said sympathetically.

"look, can we just not talk about it, it's done, we're done and it won't effect our work too much" she trailed off. Spotting Cuddy.

"Good morning""Morning" the trio greeted together.

"Do we have a case?" Chase asked eagerly.

"No sorry, just wanting to talk to Cameron."

"Um, ok" she agreed nervously before following her boss to her office, both failing at the attempt of small talk.


Upon enterin the office Allison asked "Dr. Cuddy if this was about…" she started before being interrupted.

"Cameron please call me Lisa, this isn't business, it's more personal.""Ok, then please call me Allison, but um"Lisa knew what she was going to ask, 'why am I in here?' so she jumped to the chase.

"You're the closest thing I have to a girl friend, cause besides the hospital events, I don't have much of a social life.""I know what you mean"

"Anyways, I need your help""Doing?""Nothing, just be here for moral support.""ok" she agreed

"I'll be back in a couple of minutes, and then explain everything."


A teenage girl, about 5'2 red hair, bright blue eyes, wearing black flip-flops, with a rhinestone circle in the middle of the straps. Washed out jeans, with little rips on the front, and pink and brown lace tank tops and a jean jacket. Also she had two earphones in her ear, if one's eyes were to follow, it would go down into her overstuffed backpack. Which was surprising because the backpack was more like a mountain backpack, used for things like extra clothes and food and such?

Their was something familiar about her, the way she carried herself maybe? Before Lisa Cuddy could figure it out she had spotted James Wilson head of oncology and House's best friend.

Sighing she ducked into the nearest bathroom, and did what she needed to before rushing back to her office.

Quickly telling her assistant/secretary Charlotte 'not to let anybody in her office, that she was having an important meeting.'


Once entering she saw Allison sitting on the couch reading a magazine. She smiled "ok, now we wait 5 minutes"Confusion crossed Allison's face "what?""yea um," Cuddy looked down somewhat nervous before looking up "I might be pregnant"

Allison jumped up and gave her newfound friend a hug before pulling back "sorry"

"no, it's ok, we're friends right?"Smiling Cameron asked "who?""um well James and I have been secretly together for about 3 months.""What?" Allison asked not registering what she just said."yea, well he was comforting me after a long night and then one thing led to another and now here we are'"I'm happy for you" Allison smiled "if anyone deserves it, it's you.""now tell me about your date with House" Lisa requested. So Allison told her everything, eager to tell another girl who actually knew House.

After she was finished Lisa looked up: I know he likes you, but you're right you to him out of your comfort zone, you should have another date like the monster trucks.""Oh you mean the date without the date part""PERFECT" Lisa exclaimed.

"What?"

"My brother, he can get me some tickets and we can set him up""I dunno" Allison trailed of.

Before Lisa had a chance to respond, her timer went off.

"I'm scared" Lisa admitted nervously.

"You'll be pregnant and I will be here to congratulate you" Allison stated so sure of it.

"ok" she mumbled slowly reaching for the two instantly a grin passed her face causing Allison to jump up as Lisa gave her a hug crying tears of happiness.

"Congratulations""O my god thank you" Lisa mumbled.A few moments passed before the two women calmed down enough to just laugh."Can I ask, why didn't you just do blood work?""Well I was, but if someone found out that I was getting blood work, it'd be all over the hospital and …"

"I understand, how do you think James is gonna take it?" Allison asked

"I honestly have no idea, I hope so but if not then I can take care of my baby by myself. Oh my goodness, my baby! Do you know how long I've waited to say that?"Causing Allison Cameron to smile before someone bursting into the office with Charlotte closely behind, I'm sorry he just wouldn't stay out.""It's ok Charlotte" Lisa smiled warmly. Before putting on a bored expression and facing House "what do you want?""Oh nothing just wanted to find my littlest duckling and here she is!"

"yes she is now please leave. I am constructing an interview""for what? She already has a job" Greg House stated.

"Dave White head of Immunology is leaving and moving to California, so I need a new head""Why not, one of his team?" Allison asked curiously.

"Because he just hired a whole new team of interns. The job is you're if you want it"

"She isn't taking it, cause she's mine" House stated as if talking about a toy.

Looking coldly at House Allison said with no emotion "I'm not yours, not anymore"Before turning to Lisa "when do I start?"

"How about two weeks"Smiling Cameron said "perfect"

Causing House to storm out muttering 'who does she think she is?" and such.

"House" Lisa called back

"what?" he asked angrily.

"here's your next case" she said handing him a file.

Sighing he turned away "you have a parasite in you"

"Thanks" she called back turning to Allison 'that's his way of saying congratulations even if I don't know how he knows that"

"Yep, I think this is just what I need, to get away from House. Now if you excuse me, I better finish some charting'

"And I better go find James"


Sitting at the table with Foreman, and Chase she listened to the symptoms, sprouting off enough ideas to keep House satisfied, but not enough to be helpful before anyone could say anything more, a girl walked in carrying her all eyes on her she said "um hi?"

"who are you?" House asked

"who are you?" she asked back

"I asked first""so, I'm a kid, I should get my answer first.""that's no logic"

'yes it is, it's my logic, now I will repeat who are you?"

"you tell me first"

"His name is Greg House" Foreman sighed tired of this game.

"Awe homie I thought you had my back" House said. Turning to the girl, he asked "now you know who I am who are you?"

"My name is Baylei Michelle House and I am your daughter."

"I don't have kids"

"really, cause um that's not what my mother said or my birth certificate says."

"Whose your mother?"

"Michelle Elizabeth Lynn"

House took in a deep breath, and then lied "sorry never met her now go back to her."

"Can't"

"why""She died, because of my abusive step-father about two weeks ago."

"Oh well that sucks go home to daddy"

"I did"

Noticing Cameron Foreman and Chase were still there "go do my clinic duty!" He bellowed.

Waiting until they were gone Baylei turned toward House "I also know, you know who my mother was. You were in love with her,

but then one night while you were sleeping she disappeared, and to her death bed she regrets that. And I also know she sent you

a letter, telling you about me."

"No you are wrong about all of that" House said cold.

"Fine but look" taking off her jacket, House gasped.

"Who did this to you?"

"Aaron Garret, everyone loves him, but he comes home drunk every night and beats me and my mom." She said looking him strait in the eye never faltering.

"How did you get here"

":My mom gave me the combination to our safe, and I opened it while he was passed out drunk.

He had so much money in there that I took it all, and then he had pictures of beating us." Pausing for a moment she bit her bottom lip

before smiling "wanna see?"

"Ha ha" House laughed dryly.

"Look, I'll head back to New York but can I have a place to crash tonight?"

"As in back to him?"

"ARE YOU CRAZY? NO WAY IN HELL!!! After he killed my mom he won't hesitate to kill me, especially after I stole from him."

"Well I'm calling the police, putting his sorry ass in jail."

"I've already tried, he's a police officer, he knows how the system works"

"Yea, well I have my connections." he walked into his office sitting in his desk, he grabbed his cell phone.

"Sam? Yea I need you to come here. Because it's important. No I'm not playing games. Ok, see you soon""BAYLEI"

"What?"

"Sit."

"I thought you didn't want me here"

"I don't'" he said standing up picking a piece of hair, he said "stay here I'll be back."

"whatever" came the teens a piece of hair out of her head she mumbled "ow why'd you do that?"

"cause" he said walking off before calling out "How old are you?"

"15, 16 July 17"House quickly did the calculations, that was two months before she left.

How could he not have noticed it? Quickly walking to the lab, he started a paternity test, with her hair and a piece of his.

Soon Sam was there and together they headed up to the diagnostics department