Disclaimer: I don't own Harry Potter. Because if I did, I'd be friken rich and I'd be livin' in London.

1. A/N: Hello! I got the idea for this fic from an inside joke between my bff and I. After one of my other friends suggested registering on to this site, I decided to write a fanfic about it: ) (You guys know who you are; ) ) So here I am! pleeeeeeeeez RR!I now present to you: Superheroes...

Chapter 1: The date

It is fifth year in the boys' dormitries and Harry and Ron think they're superheroes...(oh no)

Ron: Look, Harry, I'm Spider-man!

Ron was wearing a spider-man costume and assuming a superhero-like position.

Harry: No, you're not, Ron!

Ron: But Harry, I have the spandex underwear!

Harry: Oh yea, well I'm Bat-man and Hermione made me yarn underwear, Ron!

Harry was wearing a Bat-man and assumed a superhero-like position.

Ron: There's two problems with that.

Harry: What?

Ron: Number one: everyone knows that all superheroes wear spandex. Number two: what if it unravels?

Ron has an evil grin on his face. Harry's eyes widen.

Harry: Uh-oh...

Ron: No matter! Let's go be superheroes!

Semus: Um, what about Luna and Hermione?

Harry and Ron: DAMSELS IN DISTRESS?

Semus slapped his hand to his forehead and shook his head.

Semus: No, they're your dates and you have to meet them in Hogsmeade in five minutes!

Harry and Ron: DAMSELS IN DISTRESS?

Neville: Are you guys high or something?

Suddenly, Harry and Ron started running out of the boys' dormitries jumping around as if trying to fly and yelling "dammit" every time they fell flat on their faces.

Seamus shaking his head slowly: I have no clue...

Finally, they reached Hogsmeade and see Luna and Hermione waiting for them. (Oh, yea. Ron is with Hermione, and Harry is with Luna. Just so ya know.)

Hermione: You guys were ten minutes late, what happened?

Luna: And what's with those costumes?

Harry and Ron had "saved" some people on their way and people were moaning in pain.

Ron: Well, it's not easy being superheroes.

Harry nodded.

Luna and Hermione: Superheroes?

Harry: Yes, Ron's Spider-man, and I'm Bat-man.

At the same time, Harry and Ron struck their superhero poses and the girls were laughing hysterically. ( I mean, wouldn't you laugh, too if you were there? )

Hermione: Oh, I remember, now! I made Harry that yarn underwear to complete his Bat-man costume last year!

Hermione and Luna started laughing hysterically again.

Harry: Well, duh!

Ron: No matter! Let's go; to infinity and BEYOND!

Harry: That line's taken.

Ron: No matter!

Harry: That one's not. Now I need one hmmm... I've got it! That's it! My line will be 'I've got it'!

Ron: Yay! Let's go get ice-cream!

Harry and Ron were once again running, attempting to fly, and yelling "dammit" while Hermione and Luna followed behind them pretending they didn't know them.

A/N: So, what'd ya think? R&R if ya like it and I'll write more! (Oh, yea. And yes, this was taken off the site a long time ago because one of the later chapters mentioned a real person (Willy Hung). But I think I'll rewrite this after the first chapter and I'll be careful this time. This was a big hit before, so I hope you guys still like it!) (Oh, yea (again). I wrote this while I was MorningDewdrops, but I just changed my penname.)