Part one:

"Kyah!"

The love-struck female ninja rolled from the Yorozuya's dusty roof. As her whole body was about to land on the stairs she shifted to her body and landed with her feet first on the ground. She fixed her glasses with her index finger and snorted out in her accomplishment. Suddenly, she heard footsteps,

"What the heck is with the noise?"

The door behind the female ninja opened showing a familiar face. Sarutobi's eyes widened when she saw the tall messy man with red dead-fish eyes and silver white hair.

"Gin-chan!" she attempted to glomp him but the man resisted by grabbing her arms and the throwing her to the floor. "Stalker," Gintoki ordered, "when you stalk me, keep your noise down."

Sa-chan didn't listen because her mind was surrounded with Gintoki doing her "game play" with her. Gintoki look disgusted and saw that her face was in thinking mode again. It's a good thing I got used to this crap, the man thought. The female ninja snapped backed to reality and offered a rope in Gintoki's hands. She bent her knees and placed her on the ground while extending her butt, "smack me!" Gintoki threw the rope in disgust, "as if." He slammed the door in front of her face.

"Surely," Sa-chan yelled, "you'll play with me someday!"

The female ninja, not being bothered by his rejection, slowly opened the sliding door and hid behind a huge pot. As she opened the lid, she saw her loved one sitting on his old wooden table with extended legs. He was watching the weather forecast and he picked his nose using his pinky. Why is he so handsome, Sa-chan thought in admiration, even if his nostrils go wider every time he picks. She continued to watch him afar until he was tired.

After a few hours later, Sa-chan questioned herself.

"Where's Kagura and Shinpachi?"

She clasped her mouth realizing she spoke out loud. She heard footsteps going to her way and there was light in the pot. She popped up and attempted to glomp Gintoki. She failed again. "Can you just normally come in the place and take a seat?" Gintoki asked with his plain dead-fish eye look. Sa-chan accepted and sat down. Then, as her usual self, tied herself rapidly with her rope. Gintoki sat to the seat across and crossed his legs.

"You should stop tying yourself," he gestured, "you'll get stretch marks from that rope." Sa-chan still refused and Gin just heaved a sigh. There was long silence and Sa-chan could only blush and stare at Gintoki as he gazed at her with no amusement. "You know what you'd be fine if you would not act like an M for a day." Gintoki broke the silence.

Me, not being an M for a day? The female ninja thought.

"But then what about our game of S&M?" she asked.

Out of nowhere, Gintoki slammed his left arm and drew his face closer to her.

"I have a deal to give you."

Sa-chan was still absorbed in her S and M play, "you'll tie me up? You'll make me your *** slave?" Gin shook his head and suddenly he smiled.

"I want you to stop acting like an M and stalk me for a day."

Sa-chan shook her head, "But a day without Gin-chan is like a year without S&M play!"

Gintoki was quick and he backed up his statement. "Then go with me around the district."

What the hell, Gintoki?! the natural perm haired man thought. He had no choice. Once you say something wrong, you can never take back what you said, that's what he believed.

"It's just for a day, right?" Sa-chan asked with determination in her eyes.

Gintoki was a bit surprised with that look on her face. He rarely saw her look so… cute. He reminded himself that strawberry milk and parfaits are cuter. Okay, he thought, I'm fine. He answered the female ninja with a nod. Sa-chan then unleashed herself from the rope she tied around herself.

"I'll be right back," Sa-chan climbed up the roof, "I'll meet you in a while."

She leaped from roof to roof and was gone. "Ugh," Gintoki complained, "why did that come out of my mouth?"

He then felt his heart race faster. Was he scared? No, he was… excited.

Gintoki then snapped back to his old self. "Oh yeah, where's Kagura and Patsuan?"

Meanwhile, Shinpachi and Kagura were stuck with Otae who was trying to buy groceries and having a general cleaning for the dojo. Gintoki told that the two of them should go and that he would catch up. In the end, he ditched the two of them. Poor kids.