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Notes: I'm baaacck! It's been a pretty minute since I was writing in the fandom, but I am not dead, just snoozing! I WILL continue my other story, but the PPG one I'm writing is higher up on my priorities list! Expect one shots to bloom randomly, straying away from 3/4. They're cute and such, but that mainly what I write and I wanna experiment. Anywho, let's begin.

Manipulation, don't you just love it? I do. I love it more than I love ripping the hearts out of Rainbow monkeys, those stupid, useless, and utterly annoying stuffed animals. Exerting influence for one own's advantage.

What could you not like about it? It's people giving you what you want, without you asking for it! Most people might say, I'm mean and nasty for using it, but honestly, can you blame me? I get what I want, and all I have to do is bat my long eyelashes and show off my deep dimples. It's easy! I barely have to lift one of my small, delicate fingers!

You wouldn't know it if you glanced at the people around me, but I've got everyone wrapped around my thumb. I've got this whole town in love with me. They're practically my slaves. They're willing to lose limbs and bones for me. They love me, but I don't love them. They're just my puppets, doing my bidding. I'm their Master, they live to serve me. And only me.

They're all trapped in my charming little spider's web, and there's no way in hell I'll cut them out easily. I plan on using them until they break into a million tiny pieces. And when the pieces are on the ground, unable to move, I'll get someone to clean it up. These people around me are like my toys, use them until I get bored and break them, throw them away, find something to clean it up, and then replace. And that's exactly what I'm going to do with them. And I've already started, it's a shame that my own blood could be tricked so easily!

Ah, my sister. I could only wish she wasn't as stupid as she looked, but sadly, she is. Call me a bitch, but I'm going to use her until she breaks, just as I planned to with Mother, Father, Hoagie, Tommy, Sandy, Abby, Wally, Nigel and the rest of the idiots I can get my small paws on.

Will anyone manage to see through my sly, selfish, manipulative ways? I hope not.