Eren nibbled on the end of the long cylinder. It was hard and tough. He gave a small grunt and enveloped the beginning of it in his mouth, swirling his tongue around it in an effort to soften it. He gently began scraping his teeth along it to try and elicit some response from the hard rod. He slid it in and out of his mouth, trying as hard as he could to get it to open up. Finally, after a agonizingly long time, it cracked. The white inside was exposed to him and he gulped at it hungrily.
Levi walked into the room
"... What the hell Eren?"
Eren froze in sucking on the next piece of hardness, the end of it poking out his cheek.
"I didn't know how else to eat it," Eren mumbled.
"God damn brat, that is definitely not how you eat a baguette."
Eren blushed and took the bread from his mouth as Levi stood in front of him, arms crossed.
"Lord, Eren, you don't suck on a baguette. You just break off pieces."
Eren smiled sheepishly. "Maybe I could try my method on another type of French baguette."
Levi nearly choked as Eren dove for his "baguette", not entirely displeased.
WHAT DID I JUST WRITE.