Hi guys. Hope you like this one, it's inspired by the Liaisons Dangereuses of Choderlos de Laclos. If you haven't read it, do it, it's pretty good and funny. Oh and in my head Santana's mother is Gabrielle for Desperate Housewives. But since the Desperate Housewives universe isn't heavily featured in this fic, it isn't listed as a crossover. This is kinda short but it's just because it's the prologue. Other chapters will be longer. I hope you enjoy.
The ringing of a phone disturbs the quiet room and a pale hand blindly fumbles through the sheets.
"Baby, your phone". The girl passes her hands through the dark locks of the latina sprawled on top of her and kisses lightly an tan shoulder. "Baby wake up". The raven haired snuggles closer and mumbles "Tell them to fuck off" earning a chuckle of the blonde next to her who cautiously takes the phone.
- Hello?
A groan comes from the other side of the line.
- Hello, whatever girl Santana is fucking right now, give her the phone. I have no time for any of her useless whores.
The girl hands Santana the phone before disappearing in the bathroom in a huff. Santana watches the naked back disappear before turning back her attention to the blonde on the phone.
- Wassup Fabgay? Just so you know, you offended Alex.
- Oh really? So now you know their names?
A laugh escaped the full lips and she settled her back against the pillows.
- Of course I do, I'm not you. I'm actually nice with them.
- Yeah, whatever. Look, I need you.
- How I missed hearing that. I just recall more desperation in your voice. And less clothes.
She could practically see the blonde roll her eyes and it just widened the smirk plastered on her lips.
- You're hilarious. I wonder why I dumped you.
- Haha yeah, cause you dumped me.
- Whatever. Text me when you're at school. And kiss Gaby for me !
- Your relationship with my mother is disturbing but will do. See you, bitch.
- Same, querida.
Santana rolled her eyes, smiling before making her way in the bathroom. She smirked at herself and hugged from behind the blonde in the shower.
- Sorry about that. Quinn is just having relationship problems.
The girl turned in her arms, an amused smile on her lips.
- Really? And she's asking you for advice?
- Yeah. The stick in her ass wants to leave her and I think she's afraid of a life as a normal person so she wants ways to keep it. And hey, who knows better than me how to keep someone in love?
A laugh erupted from the blonde's lips and she shook her head, still smiling. She raked her eyes on the latina's naked body and nodded slowly.
- Yeah, you sure do.
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- Hola people who love me !
Santana entered the kitchen, holding Alex's hand. She swiftly made her way to the chief, kissing her cheek.
- Please, tell me you made some waffles.
Rose smiled at the girl and nodded. She was in the Lopez family for as far as Santana can remember. She started working for them when the girl was a kid and they lived in Paris with her mother. When Gabrielle decided to stop modeling and start a career as billionaire's wife, Rose followed them in every country they lived. She was like a second mother to Santana and one of the rare person to truly understand the girl.
- Hi Rosie.
- Miss Alexia. I haven't seen you in a while.
- Yeah it is because this one was playing hard to get.
Santana laughed and dragged the girl to the table where the rest of her family was seated. She was thankful that her family always remembered the names of the girls she slept with. They understood that even though she didn't love them, she actually liked some of them and considered them enough. She kissed her mom who looked like she was heading to a fashion runway and ruffled her sixth stepfather's hair.
- Hello, number six.
- How many times do I have to tell you not to call me that, Zabini?
- Haha if I am Zabini, you should be careful with this coffee. One never knows where my mom puts her poison.
A laugh escaped from the other side of the table and she made her way to the boys sat there , kissing each one of them on the cheek. Blaine was the son of her mom's husband and even if it was hard at first, she actually loved him and his boyfriend Kurt. They were in a conversation about the latest accessories with her mom, which Alexia quickly rejoined. She smiled a little seeing them get along. Her house was one of the rare places , with Quinn's house where Santana could be herself. Loving, sweet far from the rebellious act she pulled in front of everyone.
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She pulled her phone out of her bra, her dress being too tight to put it anywhere else and quickly typed a message. She was going to hit send when a knock at the glass of her car took her attention. She looked around her and found that Kurt, Blaine, Alexia and pretty much everyone was already gone. The bell must have rang and the music from her earplugs kept her from hearing it. She looked at the girl in front of her and smiled. She was beautiful, blonde hair and blue eyes. And from the look of the shorts she was wearing, very long legs.
- Hey. Sorry to disturb. I am new and kinda got lost. Do you know where the principal's office is?
Would it have been anyone else, she would just have channeled Snix and snapped at them but there was something about the blonde that made it impossible for her to be mean at her.
- Yeah, sure. Let me walk you to it. I'm Santana, by the way.
The blonde's grin was infectious and Santana found herself smiling again. There was definitely something about this girl.
- That's very nice of you. I'm Brittany.
She quickly typed another text and sent it before closing her car.
To LucyFer : You're lucky I'm in a good mood today. Meet me under the bleachers at lunch. I don't know what you want from me but it better be interesting. X
That's it. So this is mostly a Quinntana fic but there will be Brittana, Pezberry and other pairings. But mostly Quinntana. Quinn and Santana are just busy playing around for now. I hope you liked it. I like reviews :)