COOL KIDS WITH ASTHMA PRESENTS- D&D ADVENTURES
EPISODE 1 THE LAND OF STONE FALL
A LARGE WOODEN SHIP DOCKS DOWN AT A LARGE DARK GRIM CITY...THE SHIP IS FILLED WITH A DIVERSE GROUP OF RACES.. TWO OF THE PASSENGERS ARE STANDING TOWARDS THE BACK OF THE SHIP..ONE OF THEM IS 7FT TALL, HE HAS ON A GREY BEANIE, BROWN SHIRT AND LEATHER PANTS..HE HAS LONG POINTY EARS, HE IS LOG AGE 22.. THE OTHER IS A SHORT 4FT 9 GIRL WITH LONG BLACK HAIR, SHE HAS A PURPLE SCARF OVER HER FACE, BLACK MASCARA OVER HER EYES, SHE HAS ON A BLACK TURTLE NECK SWEATER WITH THE SLEEVES COMING UP TO HER KNUCKLES, SHE IS SHADOW AGE 19.. THE PEOPLE WALK OF THE BOAT RAMPS TO THE DOCKS, SHADOW LOOKS OVER TO LOG
SHADOW: WHAT DO YOU WANT TO DO FIRST?
LOG: I WANT TO GO TO THE PUB
SHADOW: WELL LETS GO..THEY WALK OFF THE BOAT TO THE DOCK..THERES A SIGN THAT SAYS WELCOME TO STONEFALL
(TIME ELASP) AT A PUB CALLED THE DRUNKEN RAT.. LOG AND SHADOW WALK INTO THE CROWDED PUB..THEY WALK OVER TO THE BAR KEEP..
BAR KEEP: HELLO MY FRIEND..
LOG: CAN I HAVE SOME BEER
BAR: SURE..
THE BAR KEEP GRABS A MUG AND POORS BEER IN IT...HE HANDS THE MUG OF BEER TO LOG
BAR: HERE YA GO..I HOPE YOU DONT MIND ME ASKING..BUT YOUR EARS..YOUR A LITTLE BIG TO BE A ELF
LOG: IM HALF ELF..HALF ELF AND HALF GIANT
BAR: YOUR A LITTLE SMALL TO BE A GIANT, AND TO BIG TO BE A ELF...
LOG: YA...SO DO YOU HAVE ANY JOBS?
BAR: WELL ACTUALLY I DO..THERES SOME RATS IN MY CELLAR..YOU CLEAR THEM OUT..I'LL GIVE YA 50 GOLD
A 6FT FAT SAMOAN LOOKING MAN WALKS UP BEHIND SHADOW AND LOG..HES REALLY FAT AND HAS CRAZY WILD HAIR..HES SIQAWA AGE 21
SIQAWA: HELLO FRIENDS! WANT TO GO INTO THE WOODS WITH ME?
SHADOW: UHH ANYWAY WE'LL TAKE THE JOB
SIQAWA: WHATEVER IT IS..IM IN TOO!
BAR: HAHA GOOD..ILL HAVE MY CHORE BOY TOBY SHOW YOU THE WAY...TOBY GET OVER HERE NOW!
A 8 YEAR OLD BOY RUNS OVER TO THE BAR KEEP...HES TOBY AGE 8
TOBY: YES SIR
BAR KEEP: TAKE THESE NICE YOUNG PEOPLE DOWN TO THE CELLAR AND HELP THEM FIGHT OFF SOME RATS..
TOBY: YES SIR
TOBY GRABS A WOODEN STICK UNDER THE BAR COUNTER..
TOBY: HELLO EVERYONE, IM TOBY
SIQAWA LICKS HIS LIPS AS HE STARES AT TOBY..
BAR: GO ON TOBY, SHOW THEM THE WAY TO THE DARK CELLAR
TOBY POINTS AT SIQAWA
TOBY: WITH HIM?
BAR: YES..DON'T WORRY THEY'LL WATCH YOU
SIQAWA: YEAH DON'T WORRY TOBY..ILL WATCH YOU
TOBY: BLOODY HELL
(TIME ELASP) TOBY LEADS THEM DOWN A FLIGHT OF STAIRS INTO THE DARK CELLAR..THEY GET TO THE CELLAR AND ITS VERY DARK...TOBY GRABS A LANTERN OFF THE WALL..
HE PULLS A MATCH OUT OF HIS POCKET AND LIGHTS IT, WHICH HE USES TO LIGHT THE LANTERN...IT SHINES UP THE ROOM
TOBY: BE CAREFUL..THESE LITTLE BUGGERS ARE DEADLY
SHADOW PULLS OUT A DAGGER FROM HER SLEEVE, LOG POPS HIS KNUCKLES, SIQAWA BLOWS OUT ALOT OF AIR..A CLUB FLIES OUT OF HIS MOUTH AND HE CATCHES IT...SIX RATS RUN OVER TO THEM.. SIQAWA SMASHES HIS CLUB DOWN ON ONE OF THE RATS SMASHING ITS HEAD IN.. SHADOW QUICKLY SLAMS HER DAGGER THREW THE SKULL OF ONE OF THE RATS..AND LOG GRABS ONE AND SNAPS ITS NECK..THE REMAINING THREE SURROND TOBY...
TOBY: HEY..GO AWAY
TOBY SMACKS HIS WOODEN STICK ON THE HEAD OF ONE OF THE RATS..
TOBY: UHHH..GUYS
THE THREE RATS TACKLE TOBY TO THE GROUND AND START BITING HIM...
TOBY: DEAR GOD! HELP ME!
LOG WALKS OVER, HE GRABS TWO RATS WITH EACH HAND, AND SNAPS BOTH OF THEIR NECKS, THEN LOG THROWS THEM AGAINST THE WALL.. SHADOW RUNS OVER AND STABS THE LAST RAT THREW THE BACK OF ITS HEAD..TOBY GETS UP HES BLOODY AND BRUISED UP..
TOBY: HA WE SURE SHOWED THEM HUH...
THE WALL EXPLODES AND A GIANT RAT RUNS OUT, IT GRABS TOBY AND SHAKES HIM AROUND, IT BITES HIM IN HALF..HIS TOP AND BOTTOM HALF OF HIS BODY DROP TO THE GROUND..
SHADOW: HOLY SHIT!
SIQAWA GRABS THE TOP HALF OF TOBY AND RUNS UP THE STAIRS..
SHADOW: WHERE THE FUCK IS HE GOING!?
THE GIANT RAT LUNGES AT SHADOW, LOG JUMPS IN FRONT OF HER AND PUSHES THE RAT BACK...
LOG: A LITTLE HELP!
SHADOW SLITS THE GIANT RATS THROAT, BLOOD SPEWS OUT OF ITS NECK..LOG KICKS IT IN ITS NECK AND IT DECAPITATES THE RAT..LOG THROWS ITS HEAD ON THE GROUND..
LOG AND SHADOW ARE COVERED IN THE RATS AND TOBYS BLOOD..THE BAR TENDER RUNS DOWN THE STAIRS...
BAR: WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT?!
LOG: WE KILLED THE RATS!
BAR: MY WALL
LOG: THE GIANT RAT DID THAT..
BAR: I DONT CARE...YOU! YOU ARN'T GETTING PAID
SHADOW: DOES ANYONE CARE ABOUT TOBY?
LOG: BULLSHIT! WE KILLED THOSE FUCKING RATS! WE WANT PAID
BAR: LOOK..HERES WHAT I CAN DO..I'LL GIVE YOU A BARREL OF RUM
LOG: DEAL!
THE BAR KEEP GOES BACK UP STAIRS..LOG GRABS THE INTESTINES OF TOBY AND WRAPS IT AROUND HIS NECK..
SHADOW: EWWW WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING?
LOG: MAKING ME A NECK CHAIN
LOG PICKS UP THE LOWER HALF OF TOBY..
(TIME ELASP) DRUNKEN RAT- LOG CHUGS DOWN THE BARREL OF RUM..SHADOW IS SITTING ON THE STOLL NEXT TO HIM..
SHADOW: LETS GO!
LOG: (BEALCH) ALRIGHT..
LOG GETS UP..HE GRABS TOBYS BODY BY ITS LEGS..THEY EXIT THE BAR..TWO THUGS WALK UP TO THEM...
THUG: DUDE WHAT THE FUCK!
THUG 2: IS THAT A DEAD LITTLE BOY
LOG: NO..THATS THE LOWER HALF OF A DEAD LITTLE BOY
THUG: THATS REALLY FUCKED UP..
LOG: WELL SO IS YOUR FACE
THUG 2: YOU KNOW WHO WE ARE?
LOG: TWO LITTLE BITCHES IN MY WAY
THUG: WE'RE PART OF THE SKULL GANG
LOG GRABS THUG 1 AND SLAMS TOBYS BODY ON HIM..THE THUGS HEAD IS SHOVED IN TOBYS ASS
LOG: BWAHAHA DID YOU SEE THAT! I JUST-
THUG 1 PUNCHES LOG IN THE FACE..
LOG: WHAT THE FUCK
LOG SWINGS AT THE THUGS, HE SLIPS AND FALLS TO THE GROUND
SHADOW: GREAT YOUR DRUNK
THUG 1 TRIES TO PULL TOBY OFF OF HIS HEAD..A BLACK NINJA DROPS DOWN FROM THE DRUNKEN RAT ROOF AND SLICES BOTH THUGS IN HALF..THE NINJA HAS A MASK COVERING MOST OF HIS FACE, HES GOT A SHEATH STRAPPED TO HIS SIDE...THE NINJA IS KITOW LIGHT AGE 42..
KITOW: YOU JUST MADE A ENEMY OF THE SKULL GANG..
LOG GETS UP..SIQAWA WALKS OUT OF THE WOODS, WITH HIS FACE COVERED IN BLOOD..
LOG: DID YOU JUST RAPE THAT LITTLE BOY?
SIQAWA: NO..I HAD HIS TOP HALF..
SHADOW: DON'T DENY WHAT YOU JUST DID!
SIQAWA: UMMMMM..WHOS THE BLACK GUY?
KITOW: I AM KITOW LIGHT..
LOG PISSES HIMSELF
LOG: SHIT...
SHADOW: I AM SHADOW..HE IS LOG
SIQAWA: I AM..SIQAWA!
LOG: OKAY..LETS GO DRINK
SIQAWA: THIS TOWN HAS THREE PUBS..THE BEST ONE IS THIS WAY
LOG: LEAD THE WAY
(TIME ELASP) THE GROUP GOES INTO A LARGE TAVERN...THEY ALL SIT DOWN ON SOME STOLLS AT THE BAR COUNTER.. SIQAWA LOOKS OVER.. NEXT TO HIM IS A JESTER WEARING A GREEN SHIRT GREEN HAT AND PANTS..HE IS 6FT 5, HAS 6 BELLS ON HIS HAT AND HAS A BLACK MASK OVER THE TOP HALF OF HIS FACE..THE JESTER HAS A GIANT HAMMER NEXT TO HIM THAT SAYS BE MY VALENTINE.. THE JESTER SMILES..
SIQAWA: UHHH..HEY
JESTER: HELLO FRIEND..
SIQAWA: IM SIQAWA
JESTER: MY NAME IS BOOB
ALL THE OTHER CREW LOOKS OVER..
SHADOW: YOU LOOK FUNNY
BOOB: HEY LETS GET TATTOOS!
SHADOW: OKAY! I'VE ALWAYS WANTED A TATTOO
BOOB: I GOT ONE
BOOB PULLS HIS PANTS TO THE GROUND, THERES A TATTO ON HIS LEFT ASS CHEEK OF TWO RABBITS FUCKING ON FIRE
SIQAWA: DUDE! I GOT THE SAME TATTO!
SIQAWA DROPS HIS PANTS, HE HAS THE SAME TATTO ON HIS RIGHT ASS CHEEK..THEY SMASH THEIR ASS CHEEKS TOGETHER AND SHAKE THEIR ASSES AROUND
SIQAWA: LOOK GUYS! RABBIT ORGY
(TIME ELASP) INSIDE A TATTO PARLOR, THERES A BALD GUY TATTOOING A OARKS BACK...
SIQAWA: THIS IS GOING TO BE COOL!
BALD GUY: BE JUST A SECOND GUYS..
THE BALD GUY PUTS DOWN HIS TATTOO GUN, THE OARK GETS UP..HE HAS A TATTOO OF A NAKED OARK WOMAN..HE PUTS ON A SHIRT AND EXITS THE BUILDING..
BALD GUY: WHOS UP FIRST?
(TIME ELASP) SHADOW IS LYING DOWN ON A TABEL ON HER STOMACHE, HER SHIRT IS OFF WHILE THE BALD GUY TATTOOS HER BACK..THE REST OF THE GROUP IS SITTING IN SOME CHAIRS, KITOW IS READING A BOOK CALLED HOW TO BREW YOUR OWN BEER, LOG IS PICKING HIS NOSE, SIQAWA IS LOOKING THREW A BOOK OF TATTOO DESIGNS AND BOOB IS LOOKING OVER AT SHADOW BLUSHING..THE BALD GUY STOPS..SHADOW GETS UP SHE HAS A TATTOO OF A SKULL AND CROSS BONES ON HER BACK...BLOOD SHOOTS OUT OF BOOBS NOSE..
SHADOW PUTS HER TURTLE NECK BACK ON...
BALD GUY: ALRIGHT ANYONE ELSE
LOG: ME
(TIME ELASP) THE BALD GUY IS TATTOOING ON LOGS RIGHT INDEX FINGER..HE STOPS.. LOG GETS UP..HE HOLDS OUT HIS INDEX FINGER THERES A TATTOO OF A BOTTLE OF RUM..
SIQAWA GETS UP..HE RUBS HIS BELLY
SIQAWA: IM UP NEXT
(TIME ELASP) SIQAWA JUMPS OFF THE TABEL, HE HAS A TATTOO OF MEAT ON A BONE ON HIS RIGHT ARM..
BALD GUY: AND YOU TWO?
KITOW: I'LL PASS
BOOB: ME TOO
SHADOW: WHAT! THIS WAS ALL YOUR IDEA
BOOB: YEAH, I CHANGED MY MIND..
SHADOW SMACKS BOOB UPSIDE THE BACK OF HIS HEAD..
LOG: (YAWN) IM REALLY TIRED
KITOW CLOSES HIS BOOK
KITOW: I KNOW OF A INN NEAR BY
THEY ALL GET UP AND EXIT THE TATTOO PARLOR..OUTSIDE IS SIX TOUGH LOOKING THUGS...ONE OF THEM HAS A SKULL TATTOO OVER HIS FACE..
SKULL GUY: I AM GOORON..IM THE LEADER OF THE SKULL GANG..
BOOB: NEAT..WELL SEE YA
GOORON: YOU KILLED TWO OF MY MEN
LOG: NO..THE NINJA KILLED TWO OF THEM..I JUST SHOVED A DEAD BOYS ASS OVER ONE OF THEIR HEADS.
GOORON PULLS A DAGGER OUT OF HIS SHEATH, KITOW QUICKLY THROWS A THROWING STAR BETWEEN HIS EYES...BLOOD POORS OUT OF HIS FACE..SIQAWA DASHES OVER AND GRABS GOORON AND DRAGS HIM TO THE WOODS...
THUG: BOSS!
KITOW PULLS OUT HIS SWORD AND QUICKLY CUTS THREE OF THE THUGS TO PIECES..BOOB THROWS HIS HAMMER UP IN THE AIR, THE SIDE OF THE HAMMER POPS OPEN AND A LONG WOODEN BEAM WITH A CUCKOO BIRD ON IT COMES OUT..IT STARTS MAKING CUCKOO SOUNDS..FLAMES SHOOTS OUT OF ITS MOUTH AND ENGULFS THE OTHER TWO IN FLAMES..THEY RUN AROUND SCREAMING IN AGONY..THEY FALL TO THE GROUND DEAD...THE WOODEN BEAM GOES BACK INSIDE THE HAMMER AND THE HAMMER TOP CLOSES..
BOOB: COME ON!
NINE COPS WALK OVER TOWARDS THEM..
POLICE CAPTAIN: WHATS GOING ON HERE
KITOW: THE SKULL GANG ATTACKED US..SO WE FINISHED IT
KITOW SHAKES HIS SWORD KNOCKING THE BLOOD OFF OF IT, THEN KITOW PUTS HIS SWORD BACK IN ITS SHEATH..
CAPTAIN: ITS HARD TO TELL WHO THEY ARE, SEEING THEIR PRETTY MESSED UP...
BOOB: ITS TOTALY THEM
CAPTAIN: WELL..I'LL TAKE YOUR WORD ON THIS ONE..
SIQAWA EXITS THE WOODS COVERED IN BLOOD
SIQAWA: HOWDY BITCHES!
EVERYONE LOOKS OVER AT SIQAWA
LOG: THAT MUST HAVE BEEN A HARDCORE RAPE BRO.
SIQAWA: I DIDN'T RAPE HIM..HE WAS DEAD ANYWAYS SO IT WOULDN'T HAVE BEEN RAPE..
CAPTAIN: IS HE WITH YOU?
LOG: NO
SIQAWA: WAIT WHAT?
CAPTAIN: ARE YOU THE ONE WHOSE KILLING ALL THOSE PEOPLE IN THE WOODS?
SIQAWA: PSSSH..HA NO!
LOG: YEAH..HES RAPING THEM
SIQAWA: NO!
CAPTAIN: I WANT THE TRUTH
KITOW: HE'S NOT THE KILLER
BOOB: ALRIGHT..YOU WANT THE TRUTH...HES RAPING THEM..IN FACT..HERE I GOT A PICTURE OF IT
BOOB HANDS THE POLICE CAPTAIN A PICTURE..ITS A PICTURE OF A STICK FIGURE FUCKING A DEAD STICK FIGURE, WITH THE WORDS SIQAWA OVER THE STICK FIGURES..
CAPTAIN: SEEMS LEGIT..ALRIGHT HES THE KILLER
ALL THE COPS POINT THEIR GUNS AT SIQAWA..
SIQAWA: LISTEN HERE YOU IDIOTS! I AM-
CAPTAIN: FIRE!
THE COPS STARTS SHOOTING AT SIQAWA..
SIQAWA: STOP! I'LL DO ANYTHING
CAPTAIN: STOP
SIQAWA IS COVERED IN BLOOD, HES BEEN SHOT SEVEN TIMES
CAPTAIN: YOU SAID YOU WOULD DO ANYTHING..
SIQAWA: OWWW! OWWW!
CAPTAIN: LOOK..FIRST YOU MUST GO OUT TO THE WOODS AND FIND THE REAL KILLER..IF YOU FIND THE KILLER YOU GO FREE..
SIQAWA: AND IF I DON'T?
CAPTAIN: IM SENDING A MERCENARY WITH YOU..YOU TRY ANYTHING..AND HE WILL KILL YOU! YOU GOT THAT?
SIQAWA: (CRYING) OWWWWW! I GOT IT
CAPTAIN: WE'LL ESCORT ALL OF YOU TO THE INN..AND IN THE MORNING..ALL OF YOU GO OUT AND CATCH THAT KILLER..
SHADOW: WHY US? WE DON'T KNOW HIM.
CAPTAIN: SOMEHOW I KNOW YOUR INVOLVED WITH HIM..IM TRUSTING YOU GUYS NOT TO TRY ANYTHING..I OWE YOU ONE FOR TAKING DOWN THE SKULL GANG..YOU DO THIS AND I'LL REWARD ALL OF YOU
SHADOW: OKAY!
(TIME ELASP) NEXT MORNING..THE CREW ARE ALL ASLEEP IN A MOTEL ROOM..SIQAWA IS IN A BED COVERED IN BANDAGES...LOG AND SHADOW ARE IN ANOTHER BED, EVERYONE ELSE IS ASLEEP ON THE FLOOR..THE DOOR OPENS, THE POLICE CAPTAIN AND A REPTILIAN MAN WALK IN THE ROOM..THE REPTILIAN MAN HAS ON LEATHER ARMOR AND A LARGE SABOR SWORD STRAPPED TO HIS BACK..
CAPTAIN: HEY! WAKE UP
EVERYONE WAKES UP..
SIQAWA: AM I DEAD?
CAPTAIN: ALRIGHT! THIS IS BIDOFF..HES A MERCENARY WHO COULD EASILY KILL ANY OF YOU...
BIDOFF: HELLO..ARE YOU READY TO SSSTART OUR MISSION
SIQAWA: HAHA ARE YOU READY TO SSSSSSSSSTART OUR MISSION HAHA!
CAPTAIN: OH LORD..YES HES A REPTILOID..AND HES GOT A LISP..BUT HE COULD EASILY KILL YOU
SIQAWA: HEY LETSSS GO OUT FOR A SSSSSTRAWBERRY SSSSSSSSUNDAY
BIDOFF: THISS IS WHY I HATE MOSSST HUMANSSS
CAPTAIN: LOOK..EITHER YOU GUYS GET ALONG OR I HAVE BIDOFF KILL YOU..
SIQAWA: OKAY IM COOL
BIDOFF: SSSO AM I
SIQAWA: HAHA ARE YOU SERIOUS
KITOW AND BOOB HELP SIQAWA OUT OF BED...SHADOW GETS OUT OF BED..SHADOW LOOKS BACK AT LOG AND LOG IS STILL ASLEEP...SHADOW SHAKES LOGS LEG
SHADOW: LOG GET UP
LOG: WHAT DO YOU WANT BITCH!
SHADOW: GET YOUR ASS UP!
LOG GETS UP AND PUNCHES SHADOW IN THE FACE, SHADOW STUMBLES BACK AND SHE PULLS OUT HER DAGGER AND SLASHES AT LOGS ARM, CUTING OFF SOME ARM HAIR
LOG: YOU FUCKING BITCH! IM GOING TO RIP YOUR ARM OFF!
KITOW GETS INBETWEEN THEM..
KITOW: THATS ENOUGH
SHADOW: HES A FUCKING ASSHOLE IN THE MORNINGS!
CAPTAIN: WELL..GOOD LUCK
THE POLICE CAPTAIN LEAVES...
BIDOFF: ALRIGHT..LETSSS GET GOING
SIQAWA: WHAT DID YOU SAY..IM SORRY.. I HEARD LETSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS GET GOING
(TIME ELASP) NIGHT TIME...THE GANG IS WALKING THREW THE WOODS..
SIQAWA: OKAY..EITHER IM OUT OF SHAPE.. OR I'VE LOST ALOT OF BLOOD..
SHADOW: BOTH
BOOB: (YAWN) MAYBE WE SHOULD SET UP CAMP..
BIDOFF: YEAH..THERESS NO POINT IN BEING HERE..IM SSSTARTING TO THINK HESS THE KILLER...
SIQAWA: IM SSSSSSTARTING TO THINK HESSSS THE KILLER
BIDOFF: YUP..HE DID IT..LETS SET UP CAMP
(NEXT DAY) EARLY MORNING..THE GROUP ARE ASLEEP ON THE GROUND NEXT TO A FIRE PIT...LOGS EYES OPEN..HE LEANS UP AND STRECHES HIS ARMS UP AND YAWNS...HE PUTS DOWN HIS ARMS..HE RUBS HIS EYES WITH HIS RIGHT ARM...HE STOPS..HE LOOKS DOWN AT HIS RIGHT ARM AND HIS RIGHT HAND IS GONE..LOGS EYES BECOME BLOOD SHOT
LOG: MY FUCKINGS HAND IS GONE!
EVERYONE WAKES UP..SIQAWAS CHEST IS COVERED IN BLOOD..
KITOW: WHATS GOING ON
LOG: SOMEONE CUT MY FUCKING HAND OFF IN MY SLEEP LAST NIGHT!
SIQAWA: WHO WOULD DO THAT?
LOG LOOKS OVER AT SHADOW...
LOG: YOU BITCH!
SHADOW: ME! WHAT DID I DO?
LOG: YOUR STILL MAD ABOUT YESTERDAY!
SHADOW: UHHH
LOG: IM GOING TO KILL YOU!
SHADOW SCREAMS AND RUNS OFF INTO THE FOREST..LOG GETS UP AND CHASES AFTER HER..KITOW GRABS LOG BY THE BACK OF HIS SHIRT...
KITOW: NO..STOP..THATS NOT GETTING US ANYWHERE..LETS THINK WHO WOULD DO THIS..
SIQAWA: NO IM WITH LOG..IT WAS TOTALLY HER.
BIDOFF WALKS OVER AND LOOKS AT LOGS STUMP...
BIDOFF: THISSS WAS DONE RECENTLY
LOG: DUDE NO SHIT..
SHADOW SCREAMS OFF IN THE DISTANCE..
LOG: THERES THAT BITCH!
THEY RUN OFF AFTER HER IN THE WOODS
(TIME ELASP) THEY GET TO A REALLY FOGGY AREA OF THE WOODS...
BOOB: SHADOW!
KITOW: SHADOW!
LOG: BITCH!
BIDOFF: SSSHADOW
SIQAWA: HAHA SSSSSSSSSSSSSSHADOW
BIDOFF LOOKS OVER AT SIQAWA...
SHADOW: UP HERE
EVERYONE LOOKS UP... SHADOW IS UP IN A TREE STUCK UP IN A GIANT SPIDER WEB, THERES A GIANT SPIDER UP THERE WITH HER..IT JUMPS DOWN TO THE GROUND..
SIQAWA: AAAHHHH!
BOOB: I THINK WERE GOING TO NEED SOME BIGGER SHOES..
THE SPIDER CHARGES AT THEM.. LOG PUSHES THE SPIDER BACK...KITOW SLICES THE FOUR LEGS ON ITS RIGHT SIDE OFF..GREEN SLIME GUSHES OUT...KITOW JAMS HIS SWORD THREW ITS SIDE..GREEN SLIME SPEWS OUT...KITOW RIPS HIS SWORD OUT...THE SPIDER TWITCHES...BOOB SPINS HIS HAMMER AROUND...THE HAMMER TOP POPS OPEN...A LARGE BOOT COMES OUT AND STARTS STOMPING ON THE SPIDER...THE BOOT RETRACTS BACK INSIDE THE HAMMER..THE SPIDER SQUIRMS..LOG GRABS ONE OF ITS SEVERED LEGS AND JAMS IT THREW THE SPIDERS SKULL..GREEN SLIME SPEWS OUT AS THE SPIDER DIES..
BIDOFF: SSO NOW WE KNOW WHOS BEEN KILLING ALL THOSSE PEOPLE..AND WHO TOOK YOUR HAND
LOG LOOKS UP IN THE TREE..
SHADOW: HELP ME
LOG CLIMBS UP THE TREE
LOG: IM COMING UP THERE TO RIP OFF YOUR ARM...
SHADOW: AHHHHH
KITOW JUMPS UP IN THE TREE.. HE CUTS THE SPIDER WEB SETTING SHADOW FREE..KITOW GRABS SHADOW AND JUPMS DOWN TO THE GROUND..HE PUTS SHADOW DOWN..LOG DROPS DOWN TO THE GROUND..
KITOW: ENOUGH SHE DIDN'T TAKE YOUR HAND...
LOG: THEN WHO DID?
KITOW: THE SPIDER?
SIQAWA: YUP..HAD TO BE THE SPIDER
LOG: OKAY..
BIDOFF: LETSSS GO BACK TO TOWN
SIQAWA: YES LETSSSS
(TIME ELASP) THE GROUP ARRIVE BACK INTO TOWN...THEY WALK UP TO THE POLICE CAPTAIN..
CAPTAIN: AND?
BIDOFF: IT WAS A GIANT SSSPIDER
SIQAWA: HAHA SSSSSSPIDER
BIDOFF PULLS OUT HIS SWORD...
BIDOFF: THATSS IT IM KILLING HIM!
KITOW GETS INBETWEEN THEM..
KITOW: ALRIGHT..ALRIGHT..THATS ENOUGH..BOTH OF YOU
CAPTAIN: OKAY..YOUR ALL FREE TO GO..
SHADOW: AND OUR REWARD
CAPTAIN: FREEDOM..YOUR WELCOME!
BIDOFF WALKS OVER TO SIQAWA..
BIDOFF: IF I SSSEE YOU AGAIN..YOUR DEAD
SIQAWA: I'LL SSSSSSSSSEE YOU THEN..
BOOB: YEAH! WE'LL TURN YOU INTO A PAIR OF BOOTS...
(TIME ELASP) THE GROUP IS IN A TAVERN...LOG CHUGS DOWN A BOTTLE OF RUM...
LOG: CANT BELEIVE MY HAND IS GONE..
BOOB: HEY! YOU KNOW..I ACTUALLY KNOW A GUY WHO CAN GROW BACK YOUR HAND..
LOG: YOU DO..
BOOB: YEAH..HE LIVES IN DRAGON FALL..JUST A COUPLE OF TOWNS OVER...
LOG: I DON'T KNOW WHY YOU WAITED SO LONG TO TELL ME THAT.. BUT, OKAY LETS GO!
(TIME ELASP) NEXT DAY..THE GROUP IS WALKING THREW THE WOODS...THEY GET TO A WOODEN SIGN THAT SAYS WELCOME TO ORMERO.. DOWN THE HILL IS A SMALL TOWN..THATS EMPTEY
SHADOW: WHERE IS EVERYONE?
THEY SEE A PITCH FORK WITH SOMEONE IMPALED THREW IT...THE PERSON IS MOVING AROUND
BOOB: HOLY SHIT! HES STILL ALIVE
THEY WALK OVER TO THE PERSON..HES A ZOMBIE..HE REACHES OUT TO THEM..
SHADOW: WHATS WRONG WITH HIM
KITOW: HES A ZOMBIE..
KITOW PULLS OUT HIS SWORD..HE SLICES OFF THE ZOMBIES SCALP..IT STOPS MOVING..
SHADOW: THEY DON'T SEEM TO BAD..
KITOW: THATS WHERE YOUR WRONG..ONE BITE FROM A ZOMBIE..AND YOUR DEAD..
BOOB: GUESS WE BETTER LOOK AROUND..
THEY WALK TO THE TOWN.. LOG LOOKS OVER TO THE PUB..
LOG: HEY..NOBODYS AROUND TOWN..A EMPTEY BAR...MEANS FREE BEER..
THEY WALK OVER TO THE TAVERN...LOG OPENS THE DOOR...INSIDE ITS FILLED WITH ZOMBIES
SHADOW: OHH MY GOD!
SIQAWA: YOUR IT
SIQAWA PUSHES BOOB INSIDE THE BAR, BOOB FALLS TO THE GROUND..THE ZOMBIES WALKS TOWARDS THEM..
BOOB: DUDE WHAT THE FUCK!
BOOB GETS UP AND EVERYONE RUNS AWAY, THE ZOMBIES FOLLOW THEM OUTSIDE...SHADOW RUNS UP A TREE.. A ZOMBIE GRABS BOOB, THE ZOMBIE GETS SHOT IN THE HEAD AND IT FALLS TO THE GROUND.. A MAN IS THERE HE HAS A SHOTGUN STRAPPED TO HIS BACK, AND HIS LEFT HAND IS GONE, HE HAS A KNIFE IN ITS PLACE..
GUY: FOLLOW ME!
THEY FOLLOW HIM TO A DOOR IN THE GROUND..THE MAN OPENS THE DOOR AND RUNS INNSIDE..EVERYONE FOLLOWS HIM, KITOW SHUTS THE DOOR BEHIND THEM..YOU CAN HEAR THE MOANS OF THE ZOMBIES AS THEY SCRATCH AT THE DOOR..
MAN: THAT WAS CLOSE..I AM MORVIN..
KITOW: I AM KITOW LIGHT.. THIS IS SIQAWA LOG BOOB AND...UHHH.. OH..WE LEFT SHADOW
BOOB: I SAW HER GO UP A TREE..
KITOW: I'LL GO AFTER HER.
MORVIN: YOU OPEN THAT DOOR RIGHT NOW AND WERE ALL DEAD..WAIT AWHILE..THEN WHEN THEY WONDER OFF YOU CAN GO AFTER HER..
LOG: THEY DON'T LOOK SO TOUGH
MORVIN: WELL..ONE BITE..AND YOUR DEAD..AND THEY WILL OUT NUMBER YOU..
(TIME ELASP) A FEW HOURS LATER.. KITOW LOOKS OVER AT THE DOOR..HE WALKS OVER TO THE STAIRS.
KITOW: I DON'T HEAR ANYTHING..
MORVIN: I'LL GO WITH YOU..
KITOW: NO..I CAN HANDLE THIS ON MY OWN..
KITOW OPENS THE DOOR HE RUNS OUTSIDE AND SHUTS THE DOOR..THE ZOMBIES ARE SCATTERED AROUND TOWN..A ZOMBIE WALKS TOWARDS KITOW, KITOW SLICES ITS SCALP OFF..
KITOW JUMPS ON A BUILDING..ZOMBIES START SURRONDING THE BUILDING...KITOW LOOKS AROUND..HE SEES SHADOW IN THE TREE..
KITOW: SHADOW! RUN TOWARDS ME, THERES A SECRET ROOM UNDERGROUND!..
SHADOW: WHAT! NO WAY! I WON'T MAKE IT!
KITOW: YES YOU WILL! ILL COVER YOU...
ALL THE ZOMBIES ARE NOW SURRONDING THE BUILDING KITOW IS ON..
KITOW: COME ON YOU STUPID ZOMBIES! COME AND GET ME!
SHADOW JUMPS DOWN..SHE RUNS PAST THEM..SHE SEES THE DOOR AND STOPS..A ZOMBIE JUMPS AROUND THE CORNOR AND GRABS HER RIGHT ARM, SHE KICKS IT IN THE CHEST AND IT STUMBLES BACK, SHE THROWS HER DAGGER THREW ITS SKULL, IT STUMBLES BACK TO THE GROUND DEAD..KITOW APPEARS BEHIND HER
KITOW: OPEN THE DOOR!
SHADOW OPENS THE DOOR AND THEY RUSH INSIDE, KITOW CLOSES THE DOOR..YOU CAN HEAR THE ZOMBIES BEATINNG ON THE DOOR MOANING..
SHADOW: WELL IM GLAD SOMEONE CAME BACK TO SAVE ME! YOU KNOW, EVEN THOUGH ITS LOGS FUCKING JOB TO KEEP ME ALIVE!
MORVIN: HEY..KEEP IT QUIET..GET SOME REST..I CAN GUIDE YOU TO THE NEXT TOWN TOMORROW..
SIQAWA: YOUR A COOL GUY MORVIN..
(NEXT DAY) BOOB WAKES UP..MORVIN IS COOKING EGGS...BOOB LOOKS OVER..
MORVIN: HEY THERE..IM MAKING EVERYONE BREAKFEAST
BOOB: DUDE SWEET!
EVERYONE WAKES UP..MORVIN STARTS PUTTING EGGS INTO A PLATES...
KITOW: YOUR REALLY NICE MORVIN..YOU WANT TO JOIN US IN OUR JOURNEY?
MORVIN: I WISH...BUT NO...
MORVIN HANDS OUT PLATES OF EGGS TO EVERYONE.. THEY START EATING THE EGGS
MORVIN: I HAVE TO STAY HERE..JUST IN CASE SOME OTHER TRAVELERS SHOW UP..I WANT TO BE HERE TO SAVE THEM..
SHADOW: LIKE YOU DID WITH US
LOG: OHHH MAN..THIS IS REALLY GOOD
MORVIN: ALRIGHT... YOU GUYS READY TO HEAD OUT..
SHADOW: IS IT SAFE?
MORVIN: AS SAFE AS ITS GOING TO GET..
THEY ALL HEADS TOWARDS THE DOOR..
MORVIN: LETS GO
MORVIN OPENS THE DOOR AND THEY ALL RUN OUTSIDE..MORVIN SHUTS THE DOOR..
MORVIN: LETS GO!
MORVIN HEADS TOWARDS THE WOODS, THEY FOLLOW HIM.. ZOMBIES START HEADING TOWARDS THEM..SIQAWA PUSHES BOOB TO THE GROUND..
BOOB: YOU BITCH!
ZOMBIES START HEADING TOWARDS BOOB.. BOOB JUMPS UP AND RUNS AWAY..SIQAWA PUSHES MORVIN TO THE GROUND
SIQAWA: HAHAHA
MORVIN: HEY!
LOG GRABS A ROCK AND SMASHES IT OVER MORVINS KNEE SHATTERING THE ROCK
MORVIN: AHHH SHIT!
KITOW GRABS MORVIN AND LIFTS HIM UP OFF THE GROUND... KITOW HELPS MORVIN WALKS TOWARDS THE WOODS, A ZOMBIE BITES MORVIN IN HIS RIGHT SHOULDER...KITOW JAMS A DAGGER IN THE ZOMBIES HEAD..KITOW LOOKS OVER AT MORVIN..HE SEES BLOOD POORING OUT OF HIS SHOULDER..
KITOW: OH GOD YOU WERE BIT..DUDE..IM SORRY
MORVIN: DO WHAT YOU HAFT TO DO..
KITOW PUSHES MORVIN TO THE GROUND..ZOMBIES RUSH HIM AND START RIPPING MORVIN APART.. EVERYONE RUNS TO THE WOODS...YOU CAN HEAR MORVIN SCREAMING...
KITOW: WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE
SIQAWA: WHAT DID WE DO?
KITOW: YOU JUST KILLED THAT GUY.. HE SAVED OUR LIVES, GAVE US SHELTER, FEED US...AND YOU KILLED HIM
LOG: YEAH..THAT WAS PRETTY FUCKED UP SIQAWA
SIQAWA: YOU SMASHED A ROCK OVER HIS KNEE CAP..
KITOW: FIRST CHANCE I GET..WERE SPLITTING UP..
(TIME ELASP) 2AM.. THE GROUP IS WALKING THREW THE WOODS..THEY SEE A WOODEN SIGN THAT SAYS DRAGON FALL..
SIQAWA: DRAGON FALL...WERE HERE
THEY WALK INTO THE GIANT TOWN..
LOG: SO THIS IS IT..THE TOWN WHERE I'LL GROW MY HAND BACK..
SHADOW: SO WHERES THIS GUY LIVE AT?
BOOB: IM NOT SURE..HE JUST TOLD ME HE LIVED HERE..WELL..IM GOING TO THE PUB..
BOOB AND SIQAWA GO IN A PUB CALLED LARRYS TAVERN..
KITOW: IM GOING INTO THE MAGIC SHOP..
KITOW SHADOW AND LOG GO INSIDE THE MAGIC SHOP...INSIDE IS TRINKETS, SCROLLS, MEDALLIONS
KITOW: HELLO..WHAT DO YOU HAVE FOR SALE..
SHOP KEEP: I GOT CHARMS, MEDALLIONS, AND SCROLLS...
LOG: CAN YOU REGROW MY HAND?
SHOP KEEP: UHH NO I CANT..
KITOW SEES A GREEN CHARM ON THE WALL..
KITOW: THAT CHARM..WHAT DOES IT DO?
SHOP KEEP: ITS A LUCK CHARM..BRINGS YOU GOOD LUCK
KITOW: DOES IT WORK?
SHOP KEEP: EVERYTHING IN THIS SHOP IS LEGIT
KITOW: I'LL TAKE IT..
(TIME ELASP) KITOW LOG AND SHADOW ENTER THE PUB..BOOB AND SIQAWA CHUG DOWN A MUG OF BEER..
SHADOW: OHH GOD THERE DRUNK..
BOOB: (DRUNK) SO..IM GONNA TELL YA SOMETHIN
SIQAWA: (DRUNK) WHATS THAT BUDDY?
BOOB: (DRUNK) IM..IM VERY ATTRACTED TO DWARVIN WOMEN..
SIQAWA: (DRUNK) HAHAHA WHAT! YOU LIKE DWARVES..HAHAHA THE FUCKS WRONG WITH YOU?
KITOW WALKS UP THE BAR KEEP
KITOW: HEY, IS THERE ANY JOBS IN TOWN?
SIQAWA: (DRUNK) HEY! ITS THE BLACK NINJA..HEY.. KIPOW
KITOW: ITS KITOW
SIQAWA: (DRUNK) YEAH..SO..BOOB LIKES DWARVIN WOMEN...HAHAHA!
BAR KEEP: SO YOUR A TRAVELER
KITOW: YES..IM LOOKING FOR JOBS
BAR KEEP: DID YOU HAPPEN TO GO THREW A TOWN CALLED ORMERO
KITOW: I DID...THE TOWNS IN BAD SHAPE
BAR KEEP: DID YOU HAPPEN TO RUN INTO MY BROTHER..HE RUNS A TAVERN THERE..
KITOW: I DID..HES FINE
BAR KEEP: I NEED TO SEE HIM..TELL HIM TO LEAVE THAT TOWN..HE COULD LIVE WITH ME AND MY WIFE..COULD YOU BRING HIM HERE..ILL PAY YOU
KITOW: THERES NO WAY IM GOING TO RETURN TO THAT TOWN..
BAR KEEP: WEL..WHAT IF I PAID YOU TO WATCH MY BAR..
KITOW: ..I COULD DO THAT
THE BAR KEEP HANDS KITOW A SMALL POUCH OF GOLD AND A SET OF KEYS..
THE BAR KEEP WALKS AROUND THE COUNTER..
BAR KEEP: I SHOULD RETURN IN A FEW DAYS..
KITOW: HEY..MAYBE HIRE A FEW GAURDS TO GO WITH YOU..
BAR KEEP: THANK YOU, I WILL
THE BAR KEEP EXITS THE BAR..KITOW WALKS TO THE OTHER SIDE OF THE COUNTER..
BOOB: (DRUNK) WAIT..WHATS HAPPENING..
KITOW: IM IN CHARGE OF THIS BAR NOW
BOOB AND KITOWS JAWS DROP..THEY LOOK AT EACH OTHER..
BOOB AND SIQAWA: ALL RIGHT!
KITOW: YOU GUYS ARNT GETTING FREE BEER
BOOB: WHAT! WHAT ABOUT ALL OF OUR ADVENTURES TOGETHER?
KITOW: THAT WAS COOL..BUT NO FREE BEER..60 GOLD A BARREL..
SIQAWA: HALF OFF
KITOW: NO..
LOG: WAIT! COME ON! JUST A LITTLE FREE BEER
SHADOW: HEY I THOUGHT YOU WANTED YOUR HAND BACK?
LOG: YEAH BUT..I ALSO WANT FREE BEER
KITOW: WELL NO ONES GETTING FREE BEER..
BOOB: HEY ELF GIANT..I TALKED TO SOME PEOPLE..I KNOW WHERE THAT GUY IS..HES LIVES IN THE WOODS JUST OUTSIDE OF TOWN
SIQAWA: ADVENTURE!
BOOB: OKAY..LETS GO GUYS
KITOW: I'LL STAY HERE AND WATCH THE BAR..
BOOB: IF I PERFORM MUSIC CAN I HAVE FREE BEER?
KITOW: IF IT ATTRACTS CUSTOMERS..YES
BOOB PULLS OUT A VIOLEN AND A BOW FROM A BAG, HE STARTS PLAYING
SHADOW: ARE YOU STAYING HERE BOOB?
BOOB: FREE BEER KID..FREE BEER
(TIME ELASP) SHADOW, LOG AND SIQAWA ARE WALKING THREW THE WOODS, ITS DARK AND FOGGY..
LOG: I HOPE THIS GUY IS REAL..
SIQAWA: HEY..YOU KNOW WHAT IS REAL?
SHADOW: WHAT?
SIQAWA: THE FACT THAT BOOB LOVES DWARVIN WOMEN..
SHADOW: YEAH..WE HEARD..
THE SEE A HUT..
SIQAWA: HEY..HEY GUYS..IM GONNA BURN THIS HUT DOWN..HAHA
LOG GRABS A ROCK AND THROWS IT AT SIQAWAS HEAD...IT SHATTERS AND SIQAWA FALLS TO THE GROUND UNCONTIOUS..
SHADOW: NICE
SHADOW AND SIQAWA ENTER THE HUT..INSIDE IS A OLD MAN WITH A BLUE ROBE..HE HAS A LONG WHITE BEARD..
HERMIT: HELLO..YOU MUST BE LOG AND PRINCESS ECHO..OR IS IT SHADOW THESE DAYS
SHADOW: HOW DID YOU KNOW THAT..
HERMIT: OHH IM JUST OLD AND WISE..
LOG: WISE ENOUGH TO GROW MY HAND BACK..
HERMIT: WELL.. I CAN GROW YOUR HAND BACK..BUT IT COMES AT A COST
LOG: WHATS THE COST
HERMIT: THE HAND HAS BLOOD LUST.. YOU HAFT TO KILL SOMEONE AT LEAST ONCE A WEEK..OR THE HAND WILL TAKE OVER YOUR BODY..ITS A DEMON HAND
LOG: YEAH COOL LETS DO IT..
THE HERMIT WALKS OVER TO A LARGE BLUE CHEST..HE OPENS IT..HE PULLS OUT A TINY PINK HAND...HE TOSSES IT TO LOG..LOG CATCHES IT..IT ATTACHES ITSELF TO LOGS STUMP
LOG: WOAH!
THE HAND GROWS TO A LARGE PINK HAND..IT HAS LONG FINGER NAILS..
LOG: OHH THATS RADICAL..
SHADOW: WHAT ABOUT ME?
HERMIT: OF COURSE..
THE HERMIT PULLS OUT A BOW AND A SACK OF ARROWS...
SHADOW: IS THAT IT?
HERMIT: WELL..YOU SEE THE SACK OF ARROWS..IT NEVER RUNS OUT OF ARROWS
SHADOW: OHH..WELL THATS COOL THEN..
HERMIT: HE HANDS SHADOW THE SACK OF ARROWS AND BOW..SHADOW TAKES THEM..
SHADOW: SWEET DUDE..
(TIME ELASP) SHADOW AND LOG EXIT THE HUT..THEY WALK OVER TO SIQAWA.. LOG PICKS UP SIQAWA WITH HIS DEMON HAND..
LOG: WAKE UP!
SIQAWA WAKES UP..LOG DROPS HIM TO THE GROUND..
SIQAWA: WHAT HAPPENED..
LOG: GOT MY HAND FROM THE HERMIT IN THE HUT..
SIQAWA: WHAT HUT?
EVERYONE TURNS AROUND...THE HUT IS GONE..
SHADOW: STRANGE
(TIME ELASP) THE CREW WALKS BACK INTO TOWN.. THEY GO INSIDE THE MAGIC SHOP..THE SHOP KEEP IS TALKING TO ANOTHER MAN..
SHADOW: I NEED A JOB!
MAN: HEY..IM LOOKING FOR BAR MAID..YOUR VERY BEAUTIFUL..I'LL PAY YOU 10 GOLD A DAY..
SHADOW: 20 GOLD..
MAN: 10 GOLD A DAY IS ALOT OF MONEY
SHADOW: 20 GOLD
THE MAN LEAVES THE BUILDING..ANOTHER MAN WALKS IN..
MAN: EXCUSE ME..ARE YOU LOOKING FOR A JOB
SHADOW: YES..WHAT KIND OF JOB
MAN: I NEED YOU IN MY DONKEY SHOW..
SHADOW: AND WHAT DO I HAFT TO DO..WITH THIS DONKEY
MAN: SEXUAL ACTS..I'LL PAY YOU 30 GOLD A DAY
SHADOW: 50
LOG: WHAT!
MAN: WOW..GLAD TO KNOW YOU GOT A PRICE..BUT NO..30 GOLD BEST OFFER
SHADOW: NO..
THE MAN LEAVES..ANOTHER MAN WALKS IN..
MAN: I HEARD YOUR LOOKING FOR A JOB?
SHADOW: DAMN THIS IS FAST! WHAT KIND OF JOB?
MAN: I NEED SOMEONE TO CLEAN MY HOUSE.. 5 GOLD A DAY..
SHADOW: GOD DAMN IT
SHADOW PULLS OUT HER BOW AND A ARROW AND SHOOTS IT THREW HIS SKULL..BLOOD SQUIRTS OUT..HE FALLS TO HIS KNEES..THEN DROPS TO THE GROUND DEAD..
SHOP KEEP: HOLY SHIT!
TWO COPS WALK IN..
COP: HEY WHAT THE HELL
SHOP KEEP: SHE JUST KILLED THAT MAN!
LOG SLAMS HIS FIST INTO EACH SIDE OF ONE OF THE COPS HEAD, HIS HEAD CAVES IN AND BLOOD SPLATTERS ACROSS THE ROOM, SHADOW RUNS OVER AND PUTS A KNIFE TO THE OTHER COPS THROAT..
SHADOW: DONT MOVE!
COP: LISTEN..IM SHERIFF LONGHORN..AND I RUN THINGS IN THIS TOWN..LET ME GO..AND YOU WON'T DIE
SHADOW: SWEATEN THE POT A LITTLE
SHOP KEEP: LOOK! I'LL GIVE YOU A ANIMAL SCROLL IF YOU LET HIM GO YOU CAN HAVE IT!
SIQAWA: WHAT ANIMAL?
SHOP KEEP: NO ONE KNOWS UNTIL THEY READ IT..
SHADOW: NO DEAL
LONGHORN: LISTEN.. IF YOU KILL ME..MY MEN WILL HUNT YOU DOWN..AND THEY WILL KILL YOU! BUT IF YOU LET ME GO..I'LL MAKE YOU ONLY DO A TWO WEEK JAIL SENTENCE..
SHADOW: JUST TWO WEEKS
LONGHORN: JUST TWO WEEKS..
SHADOW PUTS HER KNIFE AWAY..LONGHORN HOLDS HIS NECK..
LONGHORN: MEN!
12 GAURDS WALK INSIDE..
LONGHORN: ARREST HER..AND THE BIG GUY WITH THE FUNNY LOOKING HAND
LOG: ME! I DIDN'T MAKE THE FUCKING DEAL!
LONGHORN: YOU KILLED ONE OF MY GAURDS..YOUR JUST AS GUILTY AS SHE IS..
THE GAURDS HANDCUFF LOG AND SHADOW..SIQAWA TAKES THE ANIMAL SCROLL FROM THE SHOP KEEP
SIQAWA: A DEALS A DEAL
SIQAWA EATS THE SCROLL..
(TIME ELASP) SIQAWA IS SITTING IN LARRYS TAVERN..KITOW IS CLEANING GLASSES..BOOB IS STANDING ON A TABEL PLAYING HE STARTS PLAYING CLICK CLOCK WOOD FROM BANJO-KAZOOIE ON HIS VIOLEN..THE BAR WATCHES HIM AS HE PLAYS..
SIQAWA: WOW HES REALLY GOOD
KITOW: WHERE ARE THE OTHERS
(IN A PRISON) SHADOW AND LOG ARE SITTING ON A BENCH BEHIND A JAIL CELL END