pesterchum speak is in bold
commands are underlined
A young man stands in his bedroom. It just so happens that today, the 22nd of June, 2015, is this young mans birthday. Though it was 16 years ago that he was given life, it is only today that he will be given a name.
"Reader: Enter Name"
Sadly you cannot enter this boy's name, for you are just that, a reader.
"Reader: Be The Birthday Boy"
You are now the birthday boy.
Your name is Cameron Bethany, and today, as previously mentioned, is your 16th birthday, officially making you three years older than most of your friends. A number of unopened presents are scattered about your room. You have a variety of interests that include, but are not limited to, fantasy movies or novels and all kinds of reptiles. You enjoy writing half-hearted stories and building strange objects out of random scraps of metal your older Sis leaves around. You have a slight appreciation for kids movies that one of your friends always gives you for your birthdays. You are an aspiring architect, and you love to play action/adventure/fantasy games.
"Cameron: Examine Room"
You take a quick look around your room. There are the average things a room should have; a drawer, a bed, a desk with a computer upon it, and a window over-looking your front yard. It has a striking resemblance to a certain heir's room. On the otherwise blank walls are the scrawlings you have written in your sleep. You have no clue what they mean, but you know they're important. There are a few unopened presents here and there, and a few dragon plushies piled up next to your bookcase, which is set in what was once an empty corner.
"Cameron: Quickly Retrieve Arms From Magic Chest"
Magic chest? You have never had a magic chest, nor will you ever, as you do not wish to go down the route of wizardry and witchcraft.
"Cameron: Ponder Over Lack Of Arms"
You look down at your arms. They're there. As this story is not told in such a symbolic manner, the characters have had all their appendages from the start.
"Fine. Cameron: Examine Contents Of Bookcase"
You walk over to your bookcase. In it are many, many, many books, that are more often than not filled with book marks. Also in your bookcase are stacks of papers paper-clipped together. Those are your unfinished stories. However on the bottom shelf is a much larger stack of papers, to big to be paper-clipped. It is lying on its side. That is filled with even more of your dream scrawlings, that only you can decipher.
"Cameron: Captchalogue Unfinished Story 1"
You do as the narrator says.
"Cameron: Study Unfinished Story 1"
Ah. You remember writing this one. It was about something you saw in your dreams. Something that is a distant and faded memory now. Something not of your world.
"Cameron: Captchalogue Dream Scrawlings"
FUCK. NO. The dream scrawlings are too important to ever be touched when they are not needed to be.
"Cameron: Study Fetch Modus"
You have the Library Fetch Modus currently equipped. It orders things in alphabetical order from the last letter, making only the top card accesible. You also have a much more easily accessible fetch modus, but it is not currently with you. You begin to wonder where you last left it.
"Cameron: Scream Like A Girl And Knock Over Your Bookcase"
Why on earth would you- Oh hey! One of your chums is pestering you!
"Cameron: Answer Chum"
Just a moment, you have to observe your calendar first.
"Ugh, Fine"
You observe the calendar posted up right in between your dream scrawlings and your window. One day has been marked as your birthday, and the day after it is supposed to be the arrival of the Sburb Beta Launch. It would have been awesome if you had got it today, on your birthday, but you can wait. You should probably answer you chum now.
"Cameron: Examine Computer"
Your desktop background is a dull gray, as you don't exactly have any ideas for a background. On the side of the screen is your web browser, Echidna. It's a bit slow, but you've grown fond of it over the years. There are also some plot summaries you've written. Your Pesterchum Applicant is flashing. Oh right, you should probably answer them now.
"Cameron: Answer Brown Text With Your Sea Green Text"
- tyrannicXylophone [TX] began pestering recreationalCastaway [RC] at 12:06 -
TX: hey did you get the beta
TX: or wait it was supposed to arrive tomorrow right
TX: hey
TX: dude
TX: you there?
TX: helloooo
TX: i know your there
TX: answer me
TX: ...
RC: dude calm down
TX: finally
RC: but yeah its arriving tomorrow
RC: unless it gets here early
RC: or late
TX: dude i already have two copies and have copied down the code for both
TX: i could just send you the game
RC: dude
RC: DUDE
TX: ok i'm getting it
RC: THANK YOU
TX: no problem
TX: it'll take a bit though i have to get my Pa's computer
RC: why?
TX: i did it there
RC: wow really
TX: shut up
RC: lol fine
TX: cya
RC: cya
- tyrannicXylophone [TX] ceased pestering recreationalCastaway [RC] at 12:07 -
"Cameron: Examine Strife Specibus"
WrenchKind. You have your lucky wrench equipped.
"Cameron: Examine Strange Object On Desk"
It... It looks like a spring, but... It's made out of... Rubber?
"Cameron: Captchalogue iPhone"
You captchalogue your iPhone(E less than 1) putting it below your Unfinished Story 1. God Dammit.
"Cameron: Place Unfinished Story 1 Back On Bookcase"
You do as told, making your iPhone accessible once more.
"Cameron: Exit Room"
You exit your room, entering your hallway. You walk towards the staircase. On one side of the hallway you just came from is an image showing a very awesome looking snake, and on the other a poster of some cheesy romance movie you don't want to ever see.
"Cameron: Go Downstairs"
You go downstairs into the living room. Two doors lie next to each other on the opposite side of the room. One goes to your Sis' "study", and the other leads to the kitchen/dining room. From that door the delightful smell of frosting and french fries wafts into your nose. In the center of the room is a huge present.
"Cameron: Read Note On Present"
Attached to the present is a yellow sticky note. You take it off to closely examine it.
"Happy Birthday Kid. I'm Proud of you."
"Cameron: Open Present"
You open the present to reveal- HOLY SHIT IT'S GLORIOUS.
"Cameron: Cuddle Giant Dragon Plushie"
You squeeze the thing. It is very soft, and taller than you, which is saying a lot, considering the fact that you are in no way short. You Captchalogue it in your Sylladex (e=e, i less than n) making it firstly accessible.
"Cameron: Confront Sis"
You enter the kitchen, but your Sis is nowhere to be fouAAAAAUUUGH! You are suddenly tackle-hugged to the ground and suddenly you find yourself being tickled into an uncontrollable fit of laughter.
"S-Sis! Ple-e-ease! Sto-o-o-op!" You beg, but your sister continues, none the less.
"S-Siii-i-is! Ple-he-ease!" Your Sister finally relents, and your left gasping for breath amongst your remaining giggles. After a moment, your Sis helps you up.
"Happy Birthday." She says hugging you. She then ruffles your hair before calling you her traditional nickname of "Squirt". She is about 3 inches taller than you, and often reminds you of it. She then goes to check on the food she's making. You exit the Kitchen Smiling, before heading back upstairs, and going to your room.
"Cameron: Plop Down"
You sit down on your bed next to one of your unopened presents. You uncaptchalogue the giant dragon plushie to place it on the unopened present.
"Cameron: Realize Someone Is Messaging You"
You uncaptchalogue your iPhone, as you're too lazy to go over to your computer.
"Cameron: Answer The Pale Blue Text"
- mystifyingPanthera [MP] began pestering recreationalCastaway [RC] at 12:13 -
MP: I have recently been notified that you now have the beta release of the "Game of the Year" Sburb in your possesion.
RC: nope
RC: whoever told that is lying
MP: Really?
RC: i'm about to get the game
RC: but i dont have it yet
MP: Well please tell me when you do because I have been trying to get a certain shit-colored text to play it with me, and he is being very adamant about his denial.
RC: lol sure
RC: i doubt TX would play it with me anyways
MP: Oh, and Cameron?
RC: ?
MP: Happy Birthday.
- mystifyingPanthera [MP] ceased pestering recreationalCastaway [RC] at 12:14 -
Awww! She does care! Oh, and you're being pestered again.
"Cameron: Answer The Fuchsia Text"
- insaneFugitive [IF] began pestering recreationalCastaway [RC] at 12:14 -
IF: happy birthday Cammy!
RC: must you call me that?
IF: eeyup!
RC: so do you have Sburb?
IF: yeah, wanna play?
RC: i kinda promised your cousin i'd play it with her
RC: :/
IF: Dangit!
IF: stupid cuz
IF: stealin my man
RC: wait what
IF: jk lol
RC: oh, ok
IF: what, are you dissapointed i don't like you like that?
RC: no i just
RC: i don't really like you like that
IF: i see
RC: ...
IF: oh
RC: what
IF: that reminds me
RC: ?
IF: your internet boyfriend/stalker has been trying to get ahold of you via me
RC: which one
IF: really
IF: you have that many
RC: what can I say, i must just be really popular amongst gay guys
IF: you say that like your not
IF: gay i mean
RC: Maddie
RC: i'm pan
IF: right
IF: anyways, it was the purple text guy
RC: ur gonna have to be more specific
RC: like what shade of purple
IF: blueish purple
IF: like a dark lavendar
RC: oooh him
IF: yeah, well, again, happy birthday
RC: thank you
- insaneFugitive [IF] ceased pestering recreationalCastaway [RC] at 12:16 -
Well now that that's over with you figure you might as well-GOD DAMNIT!
"Cameron: Answer Brown Text"
- tyrannicXylophone [TX] began pestering recreationalCastaway [RC] at 12:16 -
TX: k, so i managed to get to my Pa's com
TX: he's out fishing or some shit
RC: so can you send me the thing?
TX: yeah yeah
TX: ok here
TX: (here is where a link to a website containing downloads of things would be if it existed)
RC: you put it online?
TX: yeah, it's the third one
RC: k, thanks
TX: yw
TX: who are you gonna play it with anyway
RC: MP
TX: ah
RC: yeah
RC: well bye!
TX: bye
- recreationalCastaway [RC] ceased pestering tyrannicXylophone [TX] at 12:17 -
"Cameron: Download Sburb Beta"
On it.
HOLY SHIT THAT TOOK FOREVER well then. Ok, at the introduction of every new character, I will put a character bio at the end, so here is Cameron's
Name: Cameron Bethany
Age: 16
Gender: Male
Hair Color: Naturally brown, dyed navy blue
Eye Color: An uncomfortably bright neon green that is usually hidden behind grey contacts
Account Name: recreationalCastaway [RC]
Typing Color: Dark Sea Green
Strife Specibus: WrenchKind
Currently Equipped Weapon: Lucky Wrench
Current Fetch Modus: Library
Gaurdian: (older) Sis
Hobbies: Writing Half-Hearted Stories and Building Strange Objects
Likes: Fantasy Movies/Novels and Reptiles(specifically dragons)
Dislikes: Cheesy Romance Shows/Movies/Novels
and that about wraps it up. cya later!