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"I hope you all realize that there's a reason for why you're in here." If I could choose the way I spent my weekend, this is not how I would spend it. "I want you all to sit here, and write me a five page report on why you are here, and what you'll do in the future to prevent this from ever happening again." Hello, my name is Ciel Phantomhive. I don't belong here, but I deserve to be here at the same time. I am here because I got caught pulling a prank at school, all because my boyfriend had dared me to. And what I should do in the future is never listen to his barbaric nonsense in the first place. That's my report, right there.

"Ciel!" I could hear my name being barked out of the head master's mouth, but I don't care enough to even glance at him.

"What." I said back.

"You were nominated to be the valedictorian for your class!" He scolded me like it was his first language, "The fact that you are here sickens me. This better be your last mishap, or my decision will be changed. Am I making myself clear?"

"Crystal." I growled, my fingers curling into a ball before I could realize it. A pleasant smile appeared on his wrinkled face for only a moment before it returned back to its scowling state.

"Your report is due at the end of the day, and I will be reading it. All of it. That is all." I sighed inwardly as I watched him leave the room, leaving me and all who was in here alone.

"Jesus Christ! I thought that bastard would never leave!" One of the students, a tall, blonde haired man said as he stretched in his desk. He was dressed in a shirt of black, and blue jeans, the rest I couldn't see.

"Tell me about it." I sighed back to him and rested my head in my arms, "The fact he had the balls to scold me." I said with a scoff, "He has some nerve."

"Well this is your first time here." He said back to me with a shrug, "I'm a regular." His tone stated that he was proud of being in Saturday School regularly, "And my name is Bard, in case you were wondering."

"I wasn't," I stated bluntly to him, "but knowing now won't harm anyone am I right?" He shrugged and I continued to sigh to myself, "What did you do to get in here?" I inquired.

"Oh, I did the same thing I always do," he replied, "I tried to burn down the culinary education room again."

"Now why the fuck would you do that?!"

"Because the teacher always tells me my cooking sucks balls!" He fired back at me, "Now, I'm no Gordon Ramsay but my food isn't as bad as she claims."

"Heh, just be thankful you didn't use your flame thrower. You would've been expelled for sure!" When an unfamiliar voice filled my ears I raised my head and turned towards the sound. It was a girl, her hair was maroon and put up in pigtails, she too wore a black shirt, and a red plaid skirt. "But then again, you'd be expelled for having matches too."

"Hey, you weren't there!" Bard yelled back, "You don't know how it felt! And besides! It was a lighter, I don't need to carry matches."

"Ooh, how modern." She said with a sarcastic roll off her tongue, "Tell me, was your lighter as big as your ego?"

"Fuck you Mei." He growled as he glared with fire in his eyes.

"Come over here and maybe I'll let'cha." she responded with a seductive purr.

"Oh yeah?!" Since I was sitting behind him I got to see his face becoming more flustered with every word that slipped out of her lips, "And just what the hell did you do get thrown in here, huh?!"

"I kept breaking plates, the teacher accused me of doing that on purpose; but in reality I'm just a klutz,." She said as she shrugged her shoulders, "Don't you remember? We have the same cooking instructor after all."

"Yeah yeah." Bard groaned and slumped into his seat, "Why don't you just get new glasses." He suggested sarcastically.

"I can't do that!" She gasped out her reply, "I'm the only scary girl who can pull off round glasses!"

"Since when have you been a girl?" He mumbled quite loudly.

"Hey guys..." A new sound entered our atmosphere and I looked to find it was another student, "Would you mind keeping it down? I'm trying to sleep here..."

"Fin!" Mei began to shriek with excitement as she ran to the boy's desk, "Oh its been so long since I've seen you!" Embracing the tired boy by his neck, the maroon haired girl started to giggle with her excitement.

"Fin?" I gave Bard a confused expression and he shrugged his shoulders towards me.

"His name is Finian." He told me, "But we all prefer to call him Fin."

"So what did you do to get in here?!" Mei was completely oblivious to the words we were saying.

"I killed our garden again..." He said, his head sinking into his folded arms.

"How?" Mei asked.

"I was trying to kill the weeds." He said, "But because of the wind we had yesterday the weed killer got on all the flowers."

"There's no way you could have done that on purpose!" She exclaimed.

"I know." He said, "But I know the teacher doesn't like me so it's best to just go with what she says. I don't have plans on Saturdays anyway."

"But Fin! You're innocent!"

"It doesn't matter!" Bard yelled, bringing himself into their conversation, "We wouldn't be together if he didn't do it! So hush!"

"Sheesh Bard." I muttered quietly, bringing out a piece of paper and a pencil to begin my report.

"Holy shit." I hear Bard exclaim as I begin to write, the soft scratches seeming to be the only noise in this room, "You're doing it. He's actually doing it!" I can feel sudden pressure on my shoulder and I immediately look up.

"What." I demand.

"You don't have to write that damn report." He told me.

"But the headmaster specifically told us to write-"

"Look, kid, as I said before I'm a regular here. So if I say we don't have to write the report, we don't have to write the fucking report!"

"But, but I heard him say-"

"Look! Who here gives a damn to anything that idiot Tanaka says?!"

"I don't." Fin's muffled voice carried out as he tried to sleep, "He can kiss my ass."

"I certainly don't." Mei was by the white board, drawing to her heart's content.

"You see. I don't care, Finny doesn't care, and Mei-Rin certainly doesn't care. What more proof do you need? I mean, he doesn't even read it." I stayed silent, tapping my pencil against the frame of my desk.

"If he wasn't going to read it in the first place, than why did he insist on making us do it?" I retorted.

"So he can try and make us work! But we all know that it's not going to happen!"

"Right." Mei-Rin and Finny said in unison.

"Fine, you guys can go on holiday for all I care. I just want to get to my report." Without another remark I began to write again, resuming from where I last left off."

"Hey." Mei-Rin said calmly as she slammed her hands against my desk; the sound almost giving me a heart attack.

"What? What could you possibly want now?!"

"You never told us why you're here." Her eyes portrayed a mischievous look and her body represented her vibe, "A know-it-all like you doesn't belong in a place like this." Everyone's attention was now on us, "So tell us. Why are you in here?"

"It's not something I'd like to discuss." I said.

"But it's only fair." She continued to say in her seductive purr, "I mean we all admitted why we got stuck here. It's your turn to confess."

"Yeah, tell us how the valedictorian got thrown in here." Bard demanded.

"I'd like to know too." Finny said as he raised his head. I sighed as I realized that nothing was going to get me out of this situation. Damn.

"Fine." I said, everyone's attention was only on me, "I was...trying to pull a prank."

"A prank?!" The others said in disbelief.

"What did you do?" Mei-Rin said as she walked back to the whiteboard.

"It's not what I did, it's what I was trying to do!"

"Uh huh, uh huh, go on?!"

"Well you see. What I did was try to sell a boat on eBay, and I used the school's phone and address as the contact information."

"Oh my God!" Mei clutched the side of her hip as she began to laugh hysterically, "That's amazing! O-ho my God!"

"I have to admit, that is pretty impressive." Bard patted my shoulders for his own form of praise.

"Now how did you get caught?" Finny asked.

"My good for nothing boyfriend ratted me out." As soon as I mentioned the word "boyfriend" the blonde in front of me wiped the hand he used to pat me with and his face clearly expressed disgust. "And it was all apart of this plan he had too! It's not like I wanted to do it!"

"I see." Mei chimed, "Who is this boyfriend to which you speak of?"

"Michaelis." As soon as I said Sebastian's last name I witnessed the maroon haired girl's eyes widen.

"Oh he's a cute one." She said after she regained her composer, "Very cute indeed. I'd let him pop my cherry any day, if you know what I mean."

"Yeah, yeah, I think we all know what you mean." Finny said back, "But it seems like he's not after your cherry. But I do know someone that is."

"Really?" Mei said, and Bard's face grew more flustered by the moment. Finny nodded and I sighed in annoyance, if they're just going to talk then I should just ignore them and finish my work.

"Look at him!" Bard exclaimed, "He's doing it again!"

"Look." Mei-Rin was now by my side once again, "I can tell that you follow rules and such, but what would it take for you join our side for a day."

"I don't understand what you mean." I watched her as she looked at Bard with a calm expression in her eyes. He nodded, standing up from his seat, Finny did the same thing. What's going on here?! Tell me what's happening!

"Come with us." She said as they reached the front door, "You could use a walk."