Danny finally found free time between ghost hunting and homework, so he had decided to surf the web, however, he finds a sight called FanFiction, he notices something when he looked through the 'Cartoon section' and saw his ghostly alter ego's name, so he clicked on it, and was shocked that he had seen list of PEOPLE He knew, and along with ghosts. However, when he clicked K- M, being as dense and clueless, he doesn't realize what they really mean. And some SHOCKING 'stories' pop up, making him FREAK.

Danny blinks as he reads summaries of some fanfictions, however, a few of them seem interesting to him, so he clicks on one, in the summery, the words 'Pompous Pep' can be read. Danny not knowing what it even is, starts to read it. About twenty minutes later, he starts to get confused when he reads the following sentence: Vlad grins at Danny as he pins Danny to the wall, kissing Danny on the lips softly as his free hand travels lower and lower to Danny's pants, Danny softly moans in the kiss, that soon starts to get heated, more wanting, lustful.

Danny's face turns bright red, and he profusely screams like a little girl slamming his laptop's lid closed, and profusely throwing said laptop across the room, curling into a ball under his bed. Mumbling 'I did not read it... I did not read it' Along with 'Never again... no Pompous Pep... never again...' and 'Kill it... burn it... just keep it away!'

Danny didn't sleep at all that night...

Danny looks left and right, bags under his eyes, blood shot eyes, and messier than normal hair... To be honest, it looks like he went to a one way trip to hell, and fought the devil to get his ass outta there... Clothing wrinkled messy as well, Tucker and Sam exchanged a worrying glance in-between them as Danny takes cautious steps around every corner, as if he's scared that something... or someone is going to pop out of a crack or something and attack him.

That's when his ghost sense goes off, that's when a chuckle rings out from behind Danny, one that Danny knows very well, Danny jumps, almost screaming. Bwhind him stands Vlad, in his ghost form, grinning at Danny, that, is when Danny lts out a scream hiding behind Tucker and Sam, shivering.

"Get Away! Don't touch me! Pedo bear! Keep him away Sam! Keep him AWAYYY! HE'S GONNA RAPE MEEEEEEEEEEEEE!"Screaming at the top of his lounges, out loud, Sam and Tucker, along with Vlad blinks, and stares at Danny, wondering if he flipped his lid or used the Dream Catcher.

"What? Now why would I do that Little Badger?" Danny shrinks away, panicked, forgetting he has ghost powers, Danny backs away from Sam and tucker, and does one very uncharacteristic thing... Pushing Tucker forward into Vlad, as if he were a meat shield, and runs like a bat out of hell, leaving a disgruntled Vlad, Tucker and Sam.

Alright, so some of you guys are wondering... why did I post this? Easy, I wanted to make a mock fanfiction, where Danny finds FanFiction, and finds stories of him paired to people he knows and such, chapter 1 - Pompous Pep - complete

So, Suggest pairing you want to make the next chapter have, reminder, I'm typing up the T + parts out of my OWN mind, I can make it dirty and shit, trust me... I can write dirty when I want, Hell, Just to laugh, I might make a one-shot rated M for randomness! A companion fic, the Pompous Pep Danny read, I can type that up is you want? XDDDD

See you guys next time, Review for more chapters, I'm serious!