Not so Junk-less
Disclaimer: I Do not own Supernatural. Otherwise this wouldn't be called 'fanfiction', now would it?
Summary: Let it be known that Cas is not… junkless.
I would like to take the opportunity to warn you all that; this is pure crack. I was watching a youtube video of one of the SPN conventions and Misha (oh, wonderful, sarcastic and sexy Misha…) had a couple of thoughts on that topic. A thought of my own popped in my mind and I just had to write about it. That being said…
Enjoy!
"You junk-less sonofabitch!" Dean yelled.
Why was Dean yelling? Castiel had not one clue. He'd only popped in a second ago.
"Dean Winchester, I will not tolerate any of your hostilities. And for your information I am not … 'junk-less," was the angel's deadpanned reply.
"That is a steaming pile of bullshit." Dean spat.
Castiel had had enough. He glared at his infuriating friend and stepped an inch closer – a menacing action, but for Dean it had no effect. The elder Winchester stood his ground.
What came next was uncalled for.
The angel gripped his trousers and in seconds proceeded to rip them off completely. This left his bottom half completely… out in the open. Dean's eyes nearly fell out of his head as he saw that his angel was, well, not so junk-less.
A look of horror took over Dean's handsome face.
Why'd he gone commando? Did Cas not own underwear or something?
It was at that given moment where Sam decided to open the door to the motel.
"Hey, I got Dinner and– oh Dear God!" Sam shielded his eyes from the sight and slammed the door shut. It was of no use, however. The image would haunt him for days on end.
Castiel stood there for one second more to emphasize his point, and then vanished, leaving a disturbed elder Winchester alone to ponder what he just saw. He hoped a lesson was learned here. Sure enough…
Dean never called Cas junk-less again.
End.
xD Yeah. I warned you… crack. It's somewhere between way too early and way too late so my mind is just... not normal at this moment.
I hope you liked it.
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