A/N: Okies, Kuro-Shinzui-Ookami here...I finally got around to writing a humor fic! Yayness (Don't worry, I'll keep working on Untold Story too ). So, this is a combination of Emails, passing notes in class between characters and also regular story writing style. I don't really know how this story's gonna work out, but I'll try to make it funny. Also sorry for the shortness of the first chapter. BTW This chapter is just note-passing between Sasuke and Naruto...This also has alot more cussing than Untold Story, just as a warning! Enjoy!
Disclaimer: Obviously I don't own Naruto. all characters (c) Masashi Kishimoto
Naruto High School Chronicles (NHS)
Chapter 1 : Dammit Naruto!
"And that's how to disengage a mine...any questions?" Kakashi's one eye closed in a smile. As the gray-haired man looked out over the large 10th grade History class, the students all sat completly bored shitless...basically, doing one of three things:
1.Sleeping/ picking their noses/Drooling on school property
2.Passing notes/Copying homework
3.Being good little teacher suck-ups and taking notes. Tch and Like Kakashi gives a shit...
...And what are our two main characters up to? Take a wild guess:
Sasuke!
Hey…I heard about the Principle! OMFG
-Naruto
Naruto,
LIES!
-Sasuke
Sasuke,
OH PLEASE...you know…your mom and him in bed together!
...C'mon, you can't be that oblivious.
-Naruto
Idiot,
Dammit….who the hell told you?!
-Sasuke
Sasuke,
Um….I'm not allowed to tell…?
p.s I'm coming over to your house tonight. I burnt my ramen again and the apartment smells like chicken-flavored shit
-Naruto
Idiot,
Hn…DO YOU WANT ME TO DE-BALL YOU?!
p.s WTF?! First of all, how do you burn RAMEN!? Second, you can't just decide you're gonna stay at someone's house without asking first you retard.
-Sasuke
Sasuke,
Oo um…no. I still CAN'T tell you though.
p.s C'mon…It doesn't matter, your mom loves me!
-Naruto
Naruto,
Tell me Naruto…or else, at Lunch...you're DEAD.
p.s Not once she finds out you know about her and the creepy principle's love fest.
-Sasuke
Sasuke,
ZOMG Don't hurt me!
p.s Shit…I didn't think about that
Naruto
Naruto,
Then TELL ME
p.s I guess you can stay over…only if you promise not to tell anyone else.
-Sasuke
Sasuke,
Hm…ok…but….don't say anything! I don't want to get my face shoved in the toilet.
ok, Um…it was Deidara…I think Itachi told him?
-Naruto
BASTARD,
Fuck! I hate you and I'm so going to kick his ass.
p.s WTF?! I didn't know you were friends with Deidara?
-Sasuke
Sasuke,
Nooooo! Don't tell them! I'm allergic to dying!
p.s well, we're acquaintances I guess. He's in my Art class and he knows you're my best friend so...
-Naruto
Naruto,
What…are you seriously afraid of the seniors?
p.s Damn…what is this some kind of evil plot my brother devised to ruin my ego?
-Sasuke
Sasuke,
YES, they're bigger than us, much more reckless…and c'mon, this is ITACHI'S POSSY we're talking about! They're like, the biggest delinquents in school! I think even the friggin' principle is afraid of them…which once you think about it…that's the only reason why Itachi would be able to get away with telling everyone about your mom and the big P, you know?
p.s Yeah..it probably is…but still, I'm here for ya buddy!
-Naruto
Naruto,
Itachi's a loser…and the Principle could beat them in an ugly-pedophile contest any day.
p.s oh yeah…THAT makes me feel SO MUCH better Naruto
P.s.s Um, "big P"? Never again…
-Sasuke
Sasuke,
Mr.Orochimaru does really scare me…you better make sure he doesn't get your mom pregnant or anything…'shivers'
p.s Hey! Are you saying I'm not dependable?
P.s.s. I thought it sounded cool…?
-Naruto
Naruto,
Ok…can we please get OFF that subject…? What's the teach bitching about anyways?
p.s You're kidding, right?
P.s.s Dude…if you think that's "cool" you need to go see a therapist.
-Sasuke
Sasuke,
Um…what…have you not been taking notes? We're reviewing for tomorrow's HSA you dumbass!
p.s I AM DOWNRIGHT OFFENDED!
-Naruto
Naruto,
Great…GREAT. My mom's gonna fucking kill me if I fail those dammit! Let me see your notes!
p.s Go die in a corner
-Sasuke
Sasuke,
Go die in a corner? And you seriously expect me to give you my notes now?
I R-E-F-U-S-E
P.s Hmpf…Maybe I WILL
-Naruto
Naruto,
Stop kidding around and give me your notes dammit!
p.s Go ahead, I'll throw you a fucking funeral
-Sasuke
Sasuke,
Fine, geez…Just don't let Kakashi-Sensei see you copying…or he'll pull that finger-of-doom-up-your-sorry-cheating-ass thingy.
P.s There better be flowers! And dancing Canadian monkeys!
-Naruto
Naruto,
Okies…Damn, if only I had some sort of power that would let me copy things just by looking at them…
p.s THERE ARE NO FUCKING MONKEYS IN CANADA!
-Sasuke
Sasuke,
Hahaha…In your dreams, idiot.
p.s Who says?
-Naruto
Naruto,
The bell's about to ring…Lunch is gonna be real fun today. I'll give you back your notes en el almuerzo yes?
p.s If you'd pay attention in Anko's Chemistry class you'd know dumbass
-Sasuke
Sasuke,
Almuerzo? What is that Spanish or something? And fine, just don't you rip 'em or anything…
p.s Excuse me…Anko's so friggin' boring…I usually sleep in her class
P.s.s what do you mean lunch will be fun today?
-Naruto
Naruto,
Yeah it's Spanish for lunch…what are you retarded? (Oh wait, never mind)
…But dude, you're in Spanish class with me! What the hell?!
p.s I like Chemistry…we get to mix up things that could potentially explode and kill us all…and I know you sleep in her class; I'm usually the one to smack up upside the head to wake you up every day
P.s.s …oh, you'll see
-Sasuke
Sasuke,
Oh…right. I don't get how you can pay so little attention during school, still end up with better grades and get all the girls when you're so damn drunk half the time! I hate you!
p.s You're so emo…what…are you just waiting for the day someone screws up big time and we all disintegrate/or become genetically altered superheroes…like the Fantastic Four? F-R-E-A-K
P.s.s Sasuke…what the hell are you planning?!
-Naruto
Naruto,
I am not drunk half the time! You just can't accept the fact that I'm better than you!
…oh, you forgot the fact that I can drive.
P.s bullseye beotch
P.s.s Oh…looks like that's the bell…see ya at lunch! (I would wear a poncho)
-Sasuke
A/N: Ok this is the first chapter...we'll see how this story works out LOL