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I hate worst part- my room mate -Mary Alice cullen.
"Get UP!" she yelled.
we really have to do this NOW,it's freakin saturday!

BEEP! BEEP! BEEP!
It's getting LOUDER! Good Lord she's holding it in my ear.I have dealt with alot but she's gone a tad bit far.

"Mary Alice, I swear if you do not get out of my room right now i will shove that damn alarm clock down your throat."
I sat up and glared at her, she glared back. I won the stare-down, but as she walked away i heard her mutter under her breath,
"I do not need this i have much better things to do."

"Huh?"
"What?"

"What?"
"Huh?"
"Y-you know what just nevermind, get out." She walked away painfully slow,obviously messing with me.
"Wait I have a question," She said quickly turning back around grinning like a cheshire."What?" I asked a little apprehensive.
"How did your date with Mikey go? I mean there must be some reason you're so tired." Luckily for her, she was able to escape before the pillow completely made contact with that porcupine haircut she insisted on maintaining.

Just a few months ago she had hair past her shoulder blades, and would physically flinch at any hairstyle that took more than an inch at a time.

1 Hour Later...

It's been 30 minutes of getting ready, 30 minutes of riding in a car on a road that seems to go on forever, and a hyper-as-hell Alice bouncing like an enegizer bunny on crack - Which i highly suspect her of using- sitting in the driver seat.
And if she didn't use then some body must be slipping something in her coffee every morning. Which she definately does NOT need.

Plus the only reason she started going to that coffee shop around the corner was because some guy she'd been stalking got a job there.
And out of curtesy i will edit my thoughts because she's -And i quote- 'Not stalking just blessing with her presence...secretly.' I swear,whatever she's on, I definately want some.

"We're Here !" She yells. Fucking crack bunny...

"And might i ask where the hell HERE is?"
"My House silly!" she made the duh gesture as if it was obvious.
"What house crazy!" I said mimicking her tone of voice."We're in the middle of fucking knowhere you ditz!"

"Will you stop being such a bitch and look around for a second!"She yelled."God it's it's like im friends with a two-year-old" That is fucking it!No mas! I tackled her and I swear I was really SEEING red...Wait...oh god! the girl rapped around my head!
She's trying to fucking smother me to death!

"Get the hell off me you crazy pixie!" My screams muffled in her scarlet shirt.

"Hell no! You calm the fuck down first!"

"Mary Alice Cullen! You get off that poor girl right now" Wait who the hell is that! My mind is not prepared for these suprise appearances.
Apparently alice was just as suprised because she just let me go and fell flat on her ass without thinking twice about it.

"Sorry Mom."
MOM! why is her mother in the middle of no- oh dear..
Off in the distance i saw the large structure.
"There's that house you were talking about..." I trailed off when i saw the actual extent of her anger.

Not only had she "falsely" been acused of being crazy and/or phsycotic for about the hundreth time, for something that wasn't even her fault (fault being my own stubborness and stupidity) she been caught by her MOTHER fighting off her attacker (me).
But really she just looked like she was suffocating a innocent girl (...supposedly me...i mean seriously?) in her moms point of view.

But that is beside the point.I've never met her family.

"Hi im bella swa-holy shit!" woops i really need to control my outbursts...can therapy help that? I was already planning on going anyway so i might as well kill two birds with one stone.
"oh my gosh im so sorry you just took me by suprise." I apoligized sheepishly looking up at her.

"It's okay dear here let me help you i wouldn't want you to get all dirty." WOW she's NOTHING like Alice!
She fucking AWESOME!
"that's so nice thank you"
can you be my new mommy?

"Not that i wouldn't love having you as a daughter but im not sure your actual mother would appreciate that.'' she said. Aw she's even sweet turning me down and ...wait...
did I say that out loud!?

"Yes sweetheart you did."

I REALLY need to work on my mental filter

"I really wish you would,My mom doesn't need to hear all of your damn profanities!" Alice said annoyed.

"Alice!" Esme scolded.

"You let her do it!"She wined.

"She's our guest now get in the house there's about to be a storm."Esme told her."Bella come along."

"okay!" this has to be the highlight of the day 'Gather 'round all people, Alice the beast has been tamed!'

By now we'd already reached the porch and opened the door,me stealing glances and smirking at alice just to tease her for the little while i have before we're alone again.

As her mom had plans that evening with Alices father, she told me she would give me the grand tour sometime later, then she was off to the hospital to pick up . Did i mention Alices dad was a doctor, thatd probably explain the playboy style mansion i currently stood in.

I caught sight of a state-of-the-art kitchen and living room decked with muted tones, as Ali led me up to her room.
I was nearly blinded when she opened the double doors. Pink..Every where.

"Hey Al, who's this?" I asked spotting a frame by her bed of a guy with green eyes and wierd bronze hair.
"That's my brother Edward he used to live here but one day he was just gone. Everyone is convinced he's dead, but not me. He probably ran away or something, he could be such inconsiderate dick sometimes, i swear.." She smiled softly a weird look in her eyes.
"what were we talking about?"

"Uhm nothing Al you mind if i just go get some air or something i wont be long"I asked, assuming she could use some time alone.
"Sure" she said a little distractedly.

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As soon as i was deep enough into to the woods i lit up.I told alice I'd quit smoking she said it was a such terible habit. Unable to handle her nagging I went cold turkey for like a day or two. I was crazy by the first 38 hours I was just like , 'fuck it'.

"That's a terribly bad habbit." Who ever that was scared the shit out of me,making me drop my cig,and bump into something cold and hard.
"Hello there,Edward Cullen, whats your name?" suddenly I was on fire making me scream bloody murder and mumble an 'Oh shit' on my way falling towards the cold wet leaves at my feet.
hearing some say faintly "Sounds familiar"

Whoever you are when this blinding pain is done with and im concious again you are sooo get your ass kicked.

*** After not having touched this tory or my account in what's probably been years i've decided to re-write it because the amount of blinding grammer and spelling errors and chunks of actual sentences missing, made me want to slap my previous self. ( if that makes sense)
Im re-doing all 3 chapters i already posted and hopefully make some new editions :)

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