DISCLAIMER:

Me: I do not own Naruto….yet. -sly look-

Naruto: 00 Oh no…not that plan you were thinking of yesterday!

Me: You mean the plan where I tie Masashi Kishimoto to a metal foldy chair and brain wash him into telling me his plan for the rest of the Naruto Series? ME? Never. Scoffs Nervously

Naruto: no, I mean the other -coughs the word 'evil'- plan of your diabolical brain. Points at Kakashi Sensei

Kakashi: OH GOD! NOT THAT PLAN!!

Me: -takes out my chainsaw and butcher's knife- time to take off the mask kakashi! Or else you have to get a visit from doctor Gubba and Bubba! MWAHAHAHA!!

Sasuke:………Gubba and Bubba? --'

Me: AKA, my chainsaw and butcher's knife.

Meanwhile, Kakashi is in the background yelling "NOOO!"

Me: Ahh, well, here's the story

"SOPHIA ROSE UCHIHA!! PUT THAT CHAINSAW DOWN NOW!!" Iruka sensei yelled as he chased me down the street heading North in Konohagakure.

"NO!" I yelled. "NOT UNTILL I KILL ORICHIMIRI!"

"IT'S OROCHIMARU! AND WHY WOULD HE BE IN KONOHA!?" I suddenly stopped short in the street and he caught up with me. I thought about it for a minute. "Hmmm, I guess you are right…" I took my chainsaw, shut it off, flipped it over, and pressed the 'self destruct' button I had installed. I then threw it at some houses that the owners where away from the explosion's range. It completely destroyed the three houses, but it was nothing a few months of building could not fix up.

"WHY DID YOU PRESS A SELF DESTRUCT BUTTON!?" I could tell he was extremely angry. I could almost see the steam coming out of his ears.

"Because I like explosions, duh." I answered plainly and non- chelauntly.

"Sophia, did you take you meds today?" he asked as if I was a mentally challenged person who just took a chunk out of someone's lawn.

"I don't need meds!" I yelled as I threw a pie in his face.

"WHERE DID YOU GET A PIE!?" I tried not to laugh as I said, "Naruto" and pointed at Naruto, who was innocently eating a bowl of ramen at Ichiraku's Ramen Shop.

In the background I could hear him yelling at Naruto. I took this chance to leave while I was still in one piece, although I would have to face Iruka Sensei at one point. I ran from Ichiraku's all the way to the south end of Konoha, where my apartment was. I lived alone after the death of my parents by the Nine Tailed Demon Fox. It 

was now sealed inside Naruto, the annoying pain in my butt, who was surprisingly exactly like me, except my mind is WAY more diabolical.

On my way home, I ran into Sasuke, who I hate with a passion. "Ok bubba, come on out." I said to myself. I took out my Butcher's knife and chased after Sasuke until I got home. The whole time he was yelling 'This is SO against my ego!'

I got home, turned on the TV and sat down. Before I knew it, I was out cold asleep.

THE NEXT MORNING

I awoke to the sun in my face. I turned off the TV and sat up. I got dressed sleepily, seeing as it always takes me a very long time to get dressed. After I was dressed, I had about seven cups of coffee and then busted out the door, not even bothering to shut the door behind me. On my way to the academy, I was way too hyper to notice anyone following me. I was already pinned to the ground, face down, when I realized it was Sasuke.

"What do you want Uchiha? If it's explosives, they're mine, no one gets them!"

"I don't want explosives, I want your mind."

…

"WHAT" I screeched.

"I need your help." By now we were sitting in the middle of the street facing each other. "I need help with a plan in getting revenge on our brother."

I pondered this for a moment.

"Sorry loser. But my Mind is WAY too diabolical and pownful for you." In was shaking so bad from the coffee that it looked like I was jumping while sitting down. "Ummm…" he finally noticed that I was shaking really badly. "It's fne, I just had about seven cubs of double caffeinated coffee." I said really fast. "Oh yeah, and with extra sugar too." He didn't say or do anything but get up and leave.

I got to the academy extra fast because of the extra sugar. Bless it's beautiful sweetness. I took the last seat in the back, middle row when I entered the classroom. It was the day of the final exams. I was able to make eight copies thanks to being so hyper and full of energy. I went home and did nothing all day.

THE FOLLOWING DAY

The following day we were placed into teams. I was placed into a squad with two kids who I had never seen there before. They were from a class that was held another time of the day. One's name is Damion, the other boy;s name is Kantaru.



Damion has brownish-black hair that goes down to his eye brows, and gets a bit longer as it goes towards the back of his head. He wore a black hoodie which covered almost his whole head except his eyes and down. He carries a long katana on his back and wears black shorts. I am shorter than him by a few inches, I go up to his chin. I am always shorter than everyone else.

Kantaru, on the other hand, is blond. He carries shurican and kunai along with some senbon. The usual stuff. He wears a White t-shirt with Black shorts a bit longer than Damion's. His blond hair was a little shorter than damion's hair.

They both kept to themselves as we waited for our sensei. He was the Second to last to show up, lazy bum. He has black hair and wore the Jonin outfit. We all sat down in the park. Sensei faced us.

I want you to tell us all the details of your life. There are to be no secrets. Secrets are what ruins teammate relationships. I'll start.

"My name is Kaiga. I am 22.I lived with my aunt from age three to 15 when my parents died. My aunt died 7 years ago. I have no family left. I have a ninja dog as a companion. Ok, now you go" he pointed at Damion.

My name is Damion. I am 14. My parents live in Sunagakure. My favorite music genre is rock. I like using my katana as a weapon. I have no animal ninja companion. Ok, you next." He pointed at me.

"My name Is Sophia. I am 14. My parents died when the demon fox attacked the village. I have lived on my own since then. My animal ninja companion is a large black female horse named Naomi. She wanders freely, but comes when I call her. She is the only friend I have. I use a bow and arrow and I love all kinds of music. I have a tendency of being a nut-job and using explosives. Just ask Iruka Sensei. And, Oh Yeah! I have seven cups of Double Caffinated coffee with extra sugar. I am also beginning to wonder why someone from suna graduated from the konoha academy." I was so hyper that it came out to fast and sounded like I said 'and I am also beginning to wonder why I have pimples from suna on my butt.' "Ok, next" I said, pointing at Kantaru.

"My name is Kantaru. I am 14. I have a funny personality and live on my own. I was an orphan and I have no clue who my parents where. I have no companion, but would love to have a ninja horse." He smiled at me goofily and I smiled back." That's about it."

"Ok," sensei began, "You all pass."

"What do you mean" I asked.

"I mean, if none of you have opened up like you did, you would have been sent to the academy." Sensei told us calmly.

No one answered.

"Ok, let's meet here tomorrow at 9:30 AM." Sensei ordered. We all nodded and went our separate ways.

The Next Day Was Hell…Or Worse.