DISCLAMIER: I do not own any vocaloids except the KaiKI

The Start

It is a plain original days at Vocaloids mansion. Kaito sitting at the living room sofa eating his big tub of ice-cream. Miku and Meiko went out for grocery. The Kagamine twins are playing somewhere out in the garden with Gakupo & Gumi. Luka is sitting at the kitchen reading fashion magazine. The guest, Kaiki, is sighing and rolling around the kitchen and living room area.

"Ahhhh…." Sighing very hard, Kaiki rolling round (A/n: rolling girl?) the room for past one hour.

Irritated, Luka finally snap. "Baka, can you get out and go other places to cry? It's not a world end just because no one reviews your 1st fanfic."

"Luuuuukaaaaaa, you are mean~ that 1st fic is a very special fic I wrote to delicate my most favorite vocaloids. I even borrow my neesan's old account to submit it on his b'day~ Just too curious the outcome of whether people likes it or not… Since I'm bad in English….."

"Well, 1st, I'm not mean. It is YOU are irritating. Two, I'm not going to ask but since I'm not you no. 1 favorite I don't need to treat you extra nice. Third, who ask you to create your account so late you can't do story submission on the day itself. I know some people likes submitting b'day fanfic on the special day itself but wanting to create and tried to share the same date of submission? It proves further you are really a Baka who didn't read the T&C properly when sign up."

"…"

"And last but not least. Bad in English is not an excuse. Out in other fanfic world there are TONS of writer whose English is not their best language but they tried their very best doing it and shine them before uploading to readers eyes. Some even still continue to write and complete whatever stories they have without any reviews giving them. You should learn a thing or two with them."

"But you know, my English test from kindergarten till secondary I never make past 60… And I hate English even since primary school~"

"Why would that be?" Licking his ice-cream, Kaito asked suddenly.

"Well, it just because I'm the 1st person of my class, heck maybe the whole school, had actually failed on the composition test."

"Really? That bad?"

"Things turn even worst when I start secondary school, year 3. You see, teacher tried to prepare us for the 'O' levels that there is a mock exam. I had created the 1st miracle in the class rumor only best student can get in."

"Eh, that would be…" Kaito dreading on the answer Kaiki going to give.

"That is, I failed the overall test. Oral 6/10, comprehension 10/40, composition 13/50. Total score is 29/100."

"…..haha, you are joking,right?"

"Nope~ I kept having remedial classes until I got sick of it but still got the lowest of the lowest marks one can get."

"Ok, that's it. So long it is not zero marks you are not the complete hopeless baka. From today onwards you are getting special training on 'how to write a good story'." Luka suddenly declare. "With Kaito & others help."

"HUH?" both Kaito & Kaiki exclaimed.

"No huhs, buts or other excuses. From today onwards I'll be your overall in charge and until you can write stories up to my satisfactory you can't quit. And that's final." Please with the words she just said, she turned to help Meiko & Miku, who just return from the trip, leaving Kaiki going stone from her declaration.

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Baka : Stupid, idiot,

Neesan : elder/big sister

For people who are curious, the fanfic I've wrote is "The unexpected surprise" posted under Syusuke's name. It is the b'day fic for Kaito.