This Week, Reykjavik!
DOUGLAS: I would, of course, be happy to be stuck in a hotel room with you, if only this water could be made a few degrees cooler.
ARTHUR: I wish that were my superpower!
DOUGLAS: Ah, but it is.
ARTHUR: What?
DOUGLAS: Of the Iron Man variety. Your superpower is employed with the aid of a machine.
ARTHUR: A machine that-
DOUGLAS: Nothing as amazing as you're imagining. The ice machine down the hallway.
ARTHUR: THAT IS BRILLIANT!
[ARTHUR runs out with the plastic hotel ice bucket]
[Ten Minutes Later]
DOUGLAS: Arthur, did I hear your mother's dulcet tones floating down the hallway just now?
ARTHUR: I-
DOUGLAS: And why are you not holding a bucket of ice?
ARTHUR: I forgot which room we were in. They all look the same. And I found a key in my pocket for room 304. So I walked in, and Mum and Herc were- and I panicked and dropped the ice.
DOUGLAS: I see.
ARTHUR: And-
CAROLYN [from the hallway, furious] ARTHUR SHAPPEY! I WILL FIND YOU AND I WILL-
ARTHUR: On her.
