This Week, Reykjavik!

DOUGLAS: I would, of course, be happy to be stuck in a hotel room with you, if only this water could be made a few degrees cooler.

ARTHUR: I wish that were my superpower!

DOUGLAS: Ah, but it is.

ARTHUR: What?

DOUGLAS: Of the Iron Man variety. Your superpower is employed with the aid of a machine.

ARTHUR: A machine that-

DOUGLAS: Nothing as amazing as you're imagining. The ice machine down the hallway.

ARTHUR: THAT IS BRILLIANT!

[ARTHUR runs out with the plastic hotel ice bucket]

[Ten Minutes Later]

DOUGLAS: Arthur, did I hear your mother's dulcet tones floating down the hallway just now?

ARTHUR: I-

DOUGLAS: And why are you not holding a bucket of ice?

ARTHUR: I forgot which room we were in. They all look the same. And I found a key in my pocket for room 304. So I walked in, and Mum and Herc were- and I panicked and dropped the ice.

DOUGLAS: I see.

ARTHUR: And-

CAROLYN [from the hallway, furious] ARTHUR SHAPPEY! I WILL FIND YOU AND I WILL-

ARTHUR: On her.