Life with Ninja.

Summary: Bunch of one-shots about the life of young ninja, living together in one apartment..Together. Set in between Hopelessly Devoted to you, and the sequel. Hopelessly Devoted to you is on a short Hiatus.

Rating: M. Why? Because there is violence, language, sex..and drugs..teen partying, and everything that Teens do.

Pairings:You'll find out once you read it.


Confessions.

Inside the new penthouse suite, was a few confession booths – a priest was always there. It was Sunday. The ninjaneeded to confess their "sins". Pfft..If they even had any.

Booth 1:

Sasuke: Why am I here?

Priest: to confess your sins, boy.

Sasuke: Sins? Ha.

Priest: Start from what you did this week, and work your way back.

Sasuke: Well, on Monday, I kicked Itachi's ass.

Priest: Young Man!

Sasuke: Hn.

Booth 2:

Sakura: ugh

Ino: I know

Sakura: Sins? I haven't commited any sins.

Akira: Well, liking Sasuke Uchiha is a sin in itself. /laughs/

Ino: Shut up.

Sakura: Thats not true.

Akira: Yea, it is. A BIG sin.

Sakura: What-ever.

Booth 3

Naruto: ha!!

Shikamaru: You are an Idiot, and this is a waste of time.

Naruto: Shut your face.

Shikamaru: Real mature. I'm outta here.

Naruto: Yummmmy yummy yummy, Ive got bugs in mah tummy!

Booth 4

Itachi: Sins? Pffffft. I havent commited any.

Azura: um..Yeah, you have.

Itachi: No, I havent.

Azura: Yeah. You killed your entire clan, except your little brother, and you lust after your own brother! Those are all sins.

Lust is one of the seven deadly sins.

Itachi: Shut up.

Azura: ha. You're just mad because I'm right!

/Itachi glares at her/

Booth 5

Kakashi: ha.

Neji: God isnt real.

Priest: The lord shall punish you!

Neji: Go to fucking hell.

Kakashi: how can you believe in hell, if you dont believe in God?

Neji: There is a god.

Priest: Thats right.

Neji: Shut your hole. Its me.

/priest looks scandalized./

Kakashi: Ha.


A/n: okay, so thats it for the first Confessions. I know its short, but there will be more, I promise. Heh.

Thanks to my bestie for helping me. :