Hi, im sorry for my spelling i have dyslexia (s/p) but i do hope you like the story Disclamer: i do not own anything of Stephenie Meyer or Twilight...i only wish.
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"It is time you guys get a job" Carlisle yelled after the third time Emmit 'interupted' them.
Emmit ran down stairs at vampire speed with Carlisle hot on his trail only wearing a pair of sweats Esme walking behind in a robe.
"Do NOT tear up the house!" she didnt quite yell but the menice in her tone made them both stop.
"Your father is right, now decide what you are going to do and inform us tomarrow." she said running up the stairs with her husband but the last of the sentance was directed to Emmit. He only lowered his head and walked over to his wife Rosalie where she slaped him up side the head.
Alice, whom has been oddly soundless, started jumping up and down.
I know what we can do!!" she squilled her pixie body still hopping in the air.
We all looked at her she was practily vibrating from excitement.
"Go get dressed we can take the Volvo." I was trying to read her mind but she blocked me out.
"Sorry little brother you cant find out till we get thare!" with that she grabed Jaspers arm and ran up stairs, Jasper pleading not to rip his arm out of socket.
Emmit and Rose were giggling, which kinda scared me, and went up stairs blocking them selves from me.
Grudgingly I walked up stairs 'damn it Emmit, if it wernt for your stupid questions I could still be sitting on the couch not terrified of what Alice and the others are plainning."
I entered my room, it wasnt as big as the one in Washington, and found black slacks and a black very tight fitting shirt a note attached on my couch. I shook my head and picked up the note.
Edward, Ware this out fit you will be able to get the job. p.s. If you dont I WILL kill you love, Alice
Very nicely put. I laughed to my self, Like she could kill me. I put on the clothes and tryed to do something with my hair, nothing worked it looked like I just got out of bed. I gave up and ran down stairs to see Emmit and Jasper waring the same thing I was and Alice and Rose waring matching red thigh high dresses with out straps clinging to thier mate.
"Look lil Eddie is lonly" Emmit laughed, a low growl rose with in my chest. We walked out in to the cool fall smog of New York. We lived out side of the actual city in a two story white colonal like i said it wasnt as big as the one in Washington but it was bigger than most homes in the area. Alice jumped in to the drivers seat holding out her hand for the keys.
"Now Alice, What the hell are you thinking" i said not trying to get angry with them playing thier game of hide away, but it was getting harder.
"Look, I need the keys to take us to work you dont know the way. You can have shot gun" she smiled givving me puppy dog eyes. I threw her the keys , she squilled , and took passenger seat. I better get shot gun its my flucking car. she gunned the car out of its parking place and speed down the high way. We finaly reached a part NYC I have yet to explore this time of day (been here years ago) and stoped in front of a gigantic building.
"Can I know where we are going now?" I asked everyone but jasper , he looked shamefull but nobody else seemed to notice, busted up laughing.
"we took a vote and the majoraty won in modeling" Emmit said. My mouth open shut open shut. I can not belive they would do this to me, now Jasper joined in laughing at my expression.
"Modeling?!"