Title: Temper
Characters: America, Britain
Challenge: 13: Spook
Bonus Words: pumpkin, terror, bones
Rating: T
Summary: America is scared of Britain's short temper.
A/N: I'm very sure Britain would never lose it in front of America, but this is my take on how he loses his temper.
Disclaimer: I don't own Hetalia.
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America rubbed his face until he could feel the surrounding bones. He was very exhausted and never awoke early from his nap time, but he couldn't sleep at all that morning because he craved for that pumpkin pie he and Britain had made. He wondered if his brother was also awake or if he had gone out to do work. When he walked towards the stairs, he heard loud noises coming from the kitchen. He also heard his brother's voice and worried that he was hurt.

As he descended the stairs, he was able to make out Britain's words.

"Stupid France!" he heard Britain say. "Fuck him and his army. How dare the wanker try to attack again? That bastard better learn to stay away or I'll be forced to kick his ass until he gets the bloody picture…." Clanks followed as his fury went on.

America didn't want to interrupt because he feared his brother would get mad and decided to wait until he calmed down.

But Britain continued.

"Maybe I'll take Canada so he can get the hell out," now he spoke in a lower voice, but he continued to throw things. "That bloody git better get his napkins ready. He's dealing with a former pirate and he knows how much fucking damage I can cause. I beat Spain; he should feel threatened by my superiority!"

The noises stopped and he exited the kitchen to find a wide-eyed America sitting on the stairs. He was terror-stricken and no amount of pie would remove his expression. America knew what he meant when he mentioned Canada.

"America…" Britain began as he extended his hand, but America slowly climbed the stairs to evade his temper. "…you didn't hear that!"

But he did. And it was clear that he needed to cool down before he could face his brother and explain his rant.

Trust me, when one's brothers gets in a shit fit, it's not as fun to watch/hear. It just isn't. R/R, please. Support is love!

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