Oh, Glob what am I starting...

Hey, hey, hey, I'm TK and here today with a brand new Undertale fic, yay! So, this is exactly what it sounds like.

Undertale Confessions, for the sinners.

You kinky fucks. You're just like me.

So, there's no rules here! None at all! You can be as weird as you like, stupid, whatever! Actually, two rules:

1. No kinkshaming. Just laughs.

2. No repeated confessions.

Good? Good. Now, don't be embarrassed to confess your sins or weirdness! I'll even tell you some of mine right now.

I have written porn of Papyrus and Frisk when they went into Papyrus' house and no I am not sorry. (At least it was with an Adult!Frisk)

I want Grillby to force Sans to pay his tab with sex.

After that happens I want Sans' bones to be charred and have Papyrus pester him about it until Sans goes into a detailed description of what happened.

Undyne and Alphys cosplaying together would be perfect.

I wonder what would happen if you killed Undyne and actually cooked her like a fish. Scrape off the scales, take the nastiness out, everything. Them I want to know what she would taste like. I hope it would be like salmon.

It would be really funny if Papyrus had a car fetish. I don't know why, but it's probably because his bed is a racecar.

Mettaton should offer thigh jobs for twenty dollars.

Sans should make a church group for all the people who wrote porn of him, and then have them regret it by reading it all out loud and finish with them begging for forgiveness at his feet.

What if Sans used his sock to jerk off and he doesn't want to touch it because he knows what's inside.

Asgore dresses up like a ballerina and dances for Toriel so she can take him back.

Now that you know my weird stuff, go comment yours! With five to ten confessions per chapter, replies from the Undertale Cast, and you will remain completely anonymous in the chapters. The only way people will see you is if they go hunting through the review section.

Sans: have fun, you sinners.

My thoughts exactly!

Peace out, Rainbow Trout.

Review your weird kinks for other's entertainment!