Title: Pirate Era
Characters: Britain
Challenge: 13: Spook
Bonus Words: terror, bones
Rating: T
Summary: Don't mess with Pirate Britain.
A/N: Watch this video on Youtube and you'll understand my inspiration. This brought on a whole new perspective on Britain as a pirate concept: England - Poor unfortunate souls. I ended up loving this bitch so much. XD
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If you ever made a deal with Britain, or had an encounter with him, it was like messing with the devil. The pirate was capable of anything, rattling a person's bones with absolute terror and pleasure in the same second. He redefined the definition of 'pirate'; he was just too much of a country for such a term. The poor, unfortunate souls that dealt with him were totally fucked.
He could beat an entire armada with a single swing of his sword while commanding the best navy in the world. There was nothing that could stop him. Nothing.
"So, you think you have what it takes to make a deal with me?" he would ask his victims.
"Yes, sir," they would answer, but would always end up owing him, and then, he would get his payment out of them, whether by walking the plank, becoming his servants for life, or just pleasing them with whatever was at their disposal.
He proved to be better than France in bed. If women ever owed him, they knew how to pay him back, and he loved that payment even more than any treasures he would take, which made France jealous because he was stealing his reputation.
Britain didn't even care. His rudeness and maniacal methods were the way to go with him and if you didn't follow his rules, you were finished. He would shed people's blood and make them see before carving into them the crest of the British Empire. Of course, that would end up killing them, but to Britain, that was their problem and his way of being a pirate.
Is it wrong that I would personally like to owe him? _ The video made him sexy, people! Anyways, R/R, please. Support is love!
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