Note: this is my second story, but I probably still suck. Please flame me. PEACE OUT!
This is based on a true story. Well, at least most of the first chapter is.
Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto or any of its characters. If I did….well….let's just say Naruto won't be what it is now.
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Everything was normal today. Everyone was doing what they usually do. Well, everyone except for this random lizard form the middle of nowhere. Its name was Ralf.
It was a hot summer day, and the poor lizard was overheated. So Ralf decided to go into one of the people's houses. He didn't think they would mind. People usually just left him in their houses until he went away by himself.
Unfortunately for Ralf, he chose to go into the sand sibs house.
You might be thinking, "So what? The sand sibs don't care about a lizard.", but you are very wrong.
See, what people don't know is that Gaara has a horrible fear of lizards. (A/N: oookkkaaayyy…..that lizard idea was totally a spur of the moment.)
So when Gaara saw that adorable, harmless little lizard he screamed.
And since it was at like, 3 A.M. in the morning, he woke up the whole house.
He ran all the way to Temari's room and told her about the "horrifying" lizard in his room, then ran all the way to Kankuro's room and told him about the "terrifying" lizard in his room.
So Temari decided to try and put the lizrd into a shoe box. She walk over to where the lizard was and let it crawl into the box. But when it was half way into the box, another lizard showed up (geez, where do all these lizards come from anyways?) and Gaara screamed again.
The screaming made Temari close the box with the lizard halfway into it and the tail of the lizard fell off, making Gaara scream yet again.
By this time, the other lizard was already scared away by all the noise and commotion.
Ralf climbed up the doorpost and stop to rest for a little while.
As he was resting, Temari came back with a pair of chopsticks. She used the chopsticks to pick up the lizard and throw him out the window.
Ralf landed with a plop outside of the window, and got knocked out. (The room Ralf was in was on the 2nd floor.)
When Ralf finally awoke, he was furious! He wanted revenge for being thrown out of the 2nd story window! (Actually, he really wanted revenge for the losing of his tail more than the whole being thrown out of the 2nd story thing.)
And so he began to plan…
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There! I finished writing it! It might be a little weirder than what I actually wanted to write, but hey, I'm writing this 1-hour after when I usually sleep and I'm just ready to collapse. (Not really)
Please, everyone who even bothers to read this, flame me.
And I have to actually have to thank purerandomness. I wouldn't have written this if I hadn't gotten any reviews.
Anyways, please flame!