Disclaimer: I own nothing, Stephanie Meyer owns it all, and I am not Stephanie Meyer.
Things Jane is not allowed to do, or must remember
Jump up and down like a little kid when her power doesn't work on Bella.
Use her power on mice that happen to eat holes in her cloak.
Call Carlisle and say that she is in love with him.
Run through castle Voltura shouting at the top of her lungs, Edward is in love with Marcus and Cacius!"
Tell anyone who tries to talk to her that she is a turtle because she is slow at math.
Make jokes about werewolves being ripped apart because they were being stupid.
Tell any jokes at all for the sake of everyone's' mental health.
Sing to bad '70's music
Sing at all for the sake of everyone around her.
Tell Edward the next time he comes to Voltura to invite her to his and Bella's wedding or else she will suck Bella dry.
Mock Edwards's furious expression when the above happens
Pretend to have an affair with a book when someone asks her a direct question.
Go to a mall with Alice and attack salespeople when she does not get the close she wants
Be allowed anywhere near a mall;
Tell Cacius pink isn't really his color.
Catch 100 rabbits and let them loose in the castle on Easter, especially when the Cullens come to celebrate the holiday.
Make a rabbit costume out of rabbit skins and act like a rabbit.
Say that she is a vampire gangster I front of Aro
Run around in airports screaming that she is having an affair with her brother,
And then screaming and biting the security guards who try to kick her out for doing the above.
Sing "on top of a castle, all covered in blood, I bit Demitri …….." in demented voice
She must remember that she is not Belatrix Lestrange and her brother is not Sirius Black
Tell Bella that Edward is gay
Pretend she can eat fire, then actually try to.
Tell Bella that if she joins the Voultri Edward will have to change her sooner
Tell Bella to kill Jacob Black because she hates him, and give Bella the tools to do it, and let her get caught, because Bella is not Jane's personal hit man.
Make fun of Bella in front of Edward
Wear a Bikini…………..ever
Dance the can can with Aro
Convince Aro that he is Voldemort and that she is Belatrix Lestrange, his most faithful follower, and her brother is Sirius Black.
Convince Aro that her brother is related to Jacob
Must rember she must NOT crash Bella and Edward's wedding and start attacking the cake
A/N : I wrote this at 12;00 at night, because I was bored. Its stupid, I know.
But still, review. Flames welcome.