The Love Story of Yuki and Roxas?? omg im just gana ignore the not capitalizing and crap!!!!! i dont care lol XD
Chapter 1 : Roxas and Yuki Meet.... boring!!!!
Yuki comes back to school from Xmasvacation thinking, 'great another day at school -_-'
Ashley sees Yuki and says "Hi Yuki!!!! I missed you!!!"
Yuki said "Yah, me too.... grrrrr why does school have to be so boring?! There's never any action around here!!!! IT'S ALL TOO NORMAL!!!!"
Ashley says, "Hmm... I want some action too..." WTH Gretchen pops out of nowhere and says, "YUUKIIIII!!!!!!!! I MISSED YOU!!!!! DID I SAY I LIKE SUGAR?! SUGAR!!!!! AND I LIKE SUGAR!!!!! DID I MENTION I LOVE SUGAR?! WHEEEEEEEEEEE :D"
Yuki said, "... well atleast that's one weird thing XD"
Princess Nathaniel says, "Well thats Gretchen alright"
Gretchen :*hits Princess crap Nathaniel*
Princess Nathaniel :*hits gretchen with newspaper*
Yuki : WTH STOP FLIRTING!!!!!! -_-
Princess Nathaniel and Gretchen :*gets pissed*
Ashley : Hey, I thought this was a story, not an act!
Yuki : I LIKE ACTS BETTER THAN STORIES!!!! STORIES TAKE TO LONG XD
Ashley : o yeah
Miss Anderson : TIME TO COME IN!!!!!!
Yuki : Bullcrap XD
Ashley : Lol.
Gretchen : Y are u ppl talking txt chat?
Yuki : ITS FUN AND UR DOING IT TO LOL XD
Gretchen : NUH UH
Yuki : UH HUH
Gretchen : NUH UH
Yuki : UH HUH
Gretchen : NUH UH
10 mins later....
Yuki : UH HUH
Gretchen : NUH-
Ashley : SHUT UP ALREADY!!!!!!!!
Yuki : ur boring
Gretchen : YAH!!!!!!
Miss Fat Anderson : We have 2 new students today...
Cara, Erin and Becca : ARE THEY GUYS?!
Miss Anderson : Yes!
Miss Anderson : Their names are Ryan and Roxas.... wait there's 3 other students....
Yuki : Who -_-
Miss Anderson : Kairi, Sora, and Namine
Yuki : Great.... -_-
Roxas, Ryan, Sora, Kairi, and Namine : *comes in class*
Becca :*stares at Ryan* Whoa what a hottie*drools*
Ryan :Hey*winks at Becca*
Becca : OMGGGGG*faints*
Ashley : -_- idiot
Pete Wentz :*comes and autographs AShley's head*
Ashley : OMG PETE WENTZ!!!! JSDFJSD*faints*
Sora and Namine :*holding hands and making out*
Yuki : wth? -_-
Roxas :*stands in front of Yuki* Hiiiiii!!^-^ My name is Roxas Uchiha ^-^
Yuki : WTF?!*turns red*
Roxas : Is there something wrong with you? Your face is all red*feels Yuki's forehead*
Yuki : *slaps Roxas hand* nope nothing *turns more red*
Roxas : OW!!!!
Kairi : *giggles* I love you, Roxas ^^
Roxas : * fake giggles with her* I love you too Kaiboo ;)
Yuki : *thinking* bastards...
Yuki : Hi, my name is Yuki Menga -_- *stomps on Kairi's foot* oops it slipped
Kairi :*cries*
Yuki : and plz dont giggle it pisses me off
Roxas : .... you're dangerous!
Yuki :*scarfing down a corn dog* yah so?
Miss Anderson : NO FOOD IN THE CLASS!
Yuki : WTF?! THERE'S SUPPOSED TO BE NO KISSING IN HERE TO!!!!*points to Roxas and Kairi*
Miss Anderson : They can kiss whenever they want to!
Yuki : That's fricken unfair u fat basterd -_-
Miss Anderson : DETENTION!!!!!!
Yuki : I'm used to it
Yuki :*glares at Kairi* *thinking* I gotta get rid of her....
Yuki : *takes 1 step going to detention* wait a min.... im already in the detention room!
Becca : *singing in a dumb voice*DUH DUH DER
Yuki :*kicks becca* muahahaha XD
Roxas :*thinking* That Yuki girl is cute... I wana get rid of Kairi.... -_- she fricken pisses me off!!!!
Kairi :*stops kissing Roxas and winks at him* Wanna get some coleslaw?
Roxas : Yes please ^^ *thinking* i wana kill her -_-
Kairi : And then we can go to Victoria's Secret!!!*giggles*
Roxas : Yay....*thinking* WTF?! THIS IS GAY!!!!!!
Kairi :*buys coleslaw for $1000*
Roxas :*sweatdrops and thinks* wtf? she buys some stupid food for that much? idiot
Kairi : profitez de la gastronomie!!!*giggles* (enjoy the food!!! i dont know french i copied dis from google translator lol)
Roxas :*thinking* What about Japanese for once?! -_-
Kairi : So, what do you wanna do now?
Roxas : Beat- I mean kiss you
Kairi : Okay ^^*kisses Roxas*
Roxas :*thinking* why did i accept her as my gf?! -_-
Kairi :*stops kissing Roxas* Let's go to Victoria's Secret now!!!! ^^
Roxas : .... Okay....
BACK AT SCHOOL
Ashley : ooooo you like Roxas :
Yuki : Yah, so? he likes that kairi girl -_-
Ashley : I don't think so. He tries to avoid her alot
Yuki : Liar. -_-
Ashley : Find out for yourself then
Yuki : yah watever
AT Victoria's Secret...
Kairi :*picks out this sexy hot shirt and tries it on* *giggles* do you like it? ^^
Roxas :*lies* uhh yeah...*kisses kairi*
Kairi :*blushes and giggles and squeals* YOURE SO HOT!!!! ^^
Roxas : .... yah
BACK AT SCHOOL.... AGAIN
Gretchen : DUDE DUDE DUDE DUDDE DUDES!!!!!! YUKI LIKES ROXAS!!!!! :D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D
Yuki : Idiot.
Gretchen : T_T
Yuki :*puts fuzzy rubber ducky stickers on everybody's cubby except nathaniels*
Princess Nathaniel :*cries* WHY DIDN'T I GET A STICKER?!
Yuki : I hate you
Princess Nathaniel : WAHHHHHHHHHH I'M GOING TO TELL MY MOMMY!
Yuki : Uh huh, go do that
Princess Nathaniel : D: *runs away*
Yuki : Retard XD
Erin :He is a butthead!
Yuki : I agree. lol
Roxas : Uhhh... can we go back to school now?
Kairi :*giggles* Everything for you!!!! ^^
Roxas : yah...
Roxas and Kairi :*goes back to school*
Roxas :*comes in detention room*
Roxas : .... where's Yuki?
Yuki :*comes back in detention room and punches Roxas*
Roxas : Ow!!! What was that for?
Yuki : You like Kairi, thats the prob -_- she's a total basterd!!!!
Roxas : Actually, I hate her so much
Yuki : Prove it. Break up with her.
Roxas : I don't wanna hurt her feelings though...
Yuki : *crosses her arms*
Roxas :*stares at Yuki and thinks* Grrrrrrr.... she's so cute
Yuki : ... HELLO?!
Roxas : Huh what? Oh sorry _
Yuki : Who cares if you hurt her feelings just do it
Roxas : I'm still scared... _
Yuki :*beats up Roxas with a baseball bat* DO IT OR ILL BEAT YOU UP MORE!!!!!!
Roxas : OW OW OW OW OKAYY
Yuki :*pushes Roxas out the door*
Roxas : *sees Kairi* Kairi.... I WANT TO BREAK UP WITH YOU!!!!!!!
Kairi :*starts crying* Why?!
Roxas : Your so annoying -_-
Kairi : LIKE OMGGG YOUR LIKE SO MEAN!!!!!!*runs away*
Roxas : .... Okay
Yuki : *comes out of detention room* see? it wasn't that hard, right?
Roxas : IT FELT GOOD XD
Yuki :*knuckle punches Roxas*
Roxas :*blushes*
Yuki : o_o... why are you blushing?
Roxas : err.... nothing
Yuki : Okay...
at 10:30 am...
Lloyd : TIME FOR PE!
Yuki : -_- great
Ashley : What next? Were gonna run 1 mile again?
Yuki : Bet so -_-
Lloyd : WERE GOING TO RUN 12 LAPS AROUND THE FIELD!
Yuki : WTH THATS 2 MILES!!!!! I CANT EVEN RUN 1 MILE!
Ashley : This is shit!
Roxas : It's not so bad... ^-^
Roxas : I can run 5 miles ^-^
Yuki :*slaps Roxas* BRAGGER!!!!
Roxas : OW!!! WHATS WRONG WITH YOU?!
Yuki : *punches Roxas* shut up
Roxas : Grrr..... *tackles Yuki*
Yuki : *kicks Roxas where it hurts the most*
Roxas : ughhh....*punches Yuki very hard*
Yuki : *gets really pissed and strangles Roxas*
Ashley : STOP FLIRTING!!!!!
Yuki : SHUT UP!!!!!!
Roxas : *accidentally falls on Yuki and kisses her... on accident*
Yuki :*turns really red and pushes Roxas away and wipes mouth* WAT WAS THAT?!
Roxas :*turns red* SORRY!!!!! I SLIPPED!
Sora : LOLOLOLOLOL I GOTS A PIC OF IT ON ME PHONE :D
Namine : Hahaha :D
Yuki : ... delete it or i'll kill you *holds baseball bat in front of her*
Sora :*gulps and deletes pic*
Namine : *whispers to Sora* WHY DID YOU DELETE IT?!
Sora : I didn't :)
Namine : GOOD!
Sora : *lies* I DELETED IT :D
Yuki :*walks away* Good.
Sora :*whispers to Namine* Is she that stupid not to check my phone?
Namine :*whispers back* idk maybe
Lloyd : LETS RUN NOW!!!!!!*starts to jog*
Roxas : Yuki, i'll race you!
Yuki : IM GANA BEAT UR ASS!
Roxas : *takes a headstart*
Yuki : WTH *runs faster like a ninja XD*
Yuki :*passes Roxas* CYUH LATER LOSERRRRR XD
Roxas :*becomes tired* ugh....
Yuki : *wins*
Roxas : Fine, you win... but you cheated!
Yuki : And??? :P
Roxas : .... -_-
Yuki : So since I won... I want you to become my best friend!!!!
Roxas :*thinking* dammm i wanted to be her boyfriend T_T
Roxas : Okay, i'll be your best friend... haha ^-^
Yuki :*thinking* he's so fricken cute _ y am i afraid to tell him what I feel? -_-
Gir : ..... I'M GONNA SING THE DOOM SONG NOW!!!!! DOOM DOOM DOOM DOOM DOOM DOOM DOOM DOOM DOOM DOOM DOOM DOOM DOOM DOOM DOOM DOOM DOOM DOOM DOOM DOOM DOOM DOOM DOOM DOOM DOOM DOOM DOOM DOOM DOOM DOOM DOOM DOOM DOOM DOOM DOOM DOOM DOOM
DOOM DOOM DOOM DOOM DOOM DOOM DOOM DOOM DOOM DOOM DOOM
Zim : GIR!!!!!!
Gir : UH OH *runs away* TACOS!!!!!!!!!!!
Roxas : ....... ????
Yuki : Now that was awsome
Roxas : *stares at Yuki and blushes*
Yuki : why do you keep on doing that? do you like me or something?
Roxas :*lies and turns more red* I NEVER SAID I LIKED YOU LIKE THAT!!!!! i like you as a friend!!!!
Yuki : errr.... okay
Becca and Ryan :*kissing on a bench*
Roxas : *sweatdrops* wth??
Yuki :*kicks Roxas* leave them alone
Roxas : *kicks Yuki back* stop hurting me
Yuki : *sticks tounge out*
Roxas :*thinking* dang shes so cute w
Mrs. Conrad : Ewww, Yuki what in the world are you wearing?!
Yuki : What's so bad about a red highlight in my black hair, a checkered bow, a checkered jacket, a black mini skirt with a gir chain on it XD!!! and a gir shirt and black nail polish and checkered armwarmers??? -_-
Mrs. Conrad : ITs very ungirly!!!
Yuki : And do I like girly stuff???
Mrs. Conrad :*sighs* No...
Yuki : Have you ever been in Hottopic even?
Mrs. Conrad : Eww, no I will NEVER go in that gothy shop!!!
Yuki : WIMP XD
Yuki : I DATE YOU TO GO IN HOTTOPIC OR ELSE YOULL GIVE ME $777,777!!!!
Mrs. Conrad : GO TAKE THE MONEY!!!!!! *gives Yuki $777,777*
Yuki : Muahahahaha moneyyyyy
Roxas : ooooo i used to work at Hottopic XD
Yuki : SERIOSLY?!
Roxas : yah until Kairi was dating me -_-
Yuki : Damn Kairi _
Roxas : Yah -_-
Yuki : HEY! I GOT AN IDEA!!! *grabs Roxas arm and runs*
Roxas : *thinking* SHE HOLD ARM ME :DDDDDDDDD
Yuki : *grabs gravy* I'm sorry to do this to you gravy.... T_T
Roxas : ???
Yuki : *puts gravy on top of Kairi's door* you are the bait
Roxas : What?
Yuki : -_- you suck monkys
Roxas : you spelled "monkeys" wrong
Yuki : DOES IT LOOK LIKE I CARE?!
Roxas : .... No
Yuki : That's what i thought o3o
Roxas : *thinking* DANG SHES REALLY CUTE _
Yuki : Come on!!! lets pull the prank now!
Roxas : Okay. :3
Yuki : Okay the cue is uhh... GRAVY!
Roxas : Kay :3
Roxas :*knocks on Kairi's door*
Kairi : *crying* What?
Roxas : Hey, I wanted to apologize, can we get back together? *winks at Kairi*
Kairi :*squeals* YES!!!!!!!!
Kairi : That Yuki girl is soooooo ugly and dumb, huh? *closes her eyes and puckers up*
Roxas : Fricken basterd... GRAVY!!!!!
Yuki :*pulls string*
Gravy :*falls all over Kairi*
Roxas : YUKI!!!!! LETS GO!!!!!
Yuki :*jumps off of roof and runs*
Kairi :*cries like a sissy*
Roxas and Yuki :*runs back to school*
Roxas : haha, that was fun ^-^
Yuki : Haha, yah ^-^.... hey, wana come to my house on Friday? ^-^
Roxas : ooooo sure ^-^
Ashley : oooohh can I come?
Yuki :*sighs* fine...
Lloyd : TIME TO COME IN!!!!!! FOR LUNCH
Yuki : awsome lunch at early time XD
Roxas : ^0^
Yuki : .... I have a feeling ima kill Kairi.... brb*gets a baseball bat*
Roxas : Have fun ^-^
Yuki : Thanks *waves at Roxas*
Roxas : DANGGGGG CUTENESS T_T
Yuki :*comes to kairis house and barges through door*
Kairi : *makes surprised face* NOOOOOOOOO
Yuki :*kills Kairi*
Police : YOU HAVE COMMITED UR 1st MANSLAUGHTER! WHAT DO YOU HAVE TO SAY TO THAT YOUNG LADY?
Yuki : Juvy is so awsome XD and jail XD
Police: WTF?! A PERSON WHO LIKES THOSE THINGS?! I HOPE U HATE US GIVING U $7,777,777,777,777!!!!!!
Yuki :*lies* WTF?! I HATE MONEY NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Police : YES!!!! *gives Yuki the money and runs away*
Yuki : Hahahahaha basterdssss XD
Roxas :*impressed* you're so awsome T_T
Yuki : I know.
Roxas :*blushes*
Yuki : dang stop blushing!
Roxas : ..... sorry
Gir : WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEE HEE HEE!!!!!!!!!!! *runs around and breakdances
Zim : GIR!!!! YOURE DESTROYING MY MASTER PLAN OF DESTROYING EARTH!!!!
Gir :*points to hunter destroyer machine* What's that?
Zim : *sighs* A hunt-
Gir : What's that?
Zim : A-
Gir : What's that?
Zim : A hunter dest-
Gir : WHAT'S THAT?!
Zim : A HUNTER DESTROYER-
Gir : WHAT IS THAT?!
Zim : *says quickly* A HUNTER DESTROYER MACHINE!!!
Gir : *dancing to DDR* WHEEEEEEEE
Roxas : .... that was weird
Yuki : BUT AWSOME XD
Roxas : XD ^-^ YAH!
Erin : *whispers to Yuki* Hey, Yuki can I come to your house? I'll help you with you and Roxas.... mahahaha
Yuki :*whispers back* who told you i have a crush on Rokusasu kun?!
Erin : *whispers again* i know everything... muahahahaha xD
Yuki : _
Yuki : FINE YOU CAN COME -_-
Erin : muahahaha xD
Gretchen : ME TOO?!
Yuki : No.
Gretchen : WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Yuki : Yah
Gretchen : BUT I GAVE YOU AN ELEPHANT AND A TIGER PEN!!!!!!
Yuki : I gave you a fuzzy rubber ducky sticker!!!
Gretchen : T_T FINE ILL PLAY WITH MY DUCKY!!!!
Yuki : Good.
END OF CHAPTER 1
see? i told you i suck at making stories.... lol
i think this act is pretty confusing..... and sucky.... haha XD
im sorry for all ppl who are confused and or they hate it -_- im just a fricken kid... gimme a break!
i hate stories without violence!!!!! violence is awsome!!!!! XD
sorry to all roxiri fans.... theyre just not a good couple... thats my opinion! -_-
and kairi.... she needs to man up, man!
hoped you sorta liked it... -_- ღ マリアღ
this story still sux lol XD