[Author's note]: Okay. I don't like Pokemon and Yu-gi-Oh, but there
characters I know well, um, from certain obsessions in third grade and
others who have had weird obsessions with these characters.
Yugi was a normal kid: He wore his blond hair up in blond, porcupine like spikes, and liked to dress in black. He always wore some strange triangular thing around his neck that linked him to the past. Yugi also loved to play duel monsters, it was his PASSION, but duel monsters turned against him one faithful day.
Yugi was eating breakfast when his friend Joey barged though the door. "Yugi!" He yelled, "Kaiba built a giant ape that cleans furniture! It is destroying the city with its petroleum jelly powered gun!"
"Oh no!" Yugi declared as he activated the power of the triangular type thing hanging around his neck. Suddenly another spirit appeared who was much taller and had a much deeper and manly voice. "My Kaiba senses are tingling!" This new Yugi stated while pushing Joey out of the way and doing a back hand spring out the door.
"Did he just get taller and manlier?" Joey questioned Grandpa Moto, "Why yes. It must be eeeeeeee-vil! EVIL!" Screamed Grandpa Moto, running around the room in tight circles and knocking down all his duel monster display racks.
"Um...okay then," Joey said, obviously scared of Grandpa's antics, "I'm um, going now."
Joey departed the store leaving Grandpa behind. As soon Joey left Grandpa ran to the nearest broom closet. But this was not just any closet; this was the closet of operation. In the broom closet Grandpa became "Static Shock!" (No, not really, he just pretended he was because he was horribly obsessed with the show.) Grandpa zipped out of the closet on his electric-powered garbage can lid, his five wrinkly chins flapping in the wind.
Grandpa arrived at the site just in time to see Yugi being lifted up in the giant ape's hand. "Help me Momie!" Yugi screamed as the ape picked up Joey and swallowed him whole.
"Watch out Yugi! This ape's going down! Down to the barn for cookies and tea...No! I mean down on the ground! The ground; do you hear me! The ground the ground the ground the ground the ground the ground the ground the ground the ground the ground the ground the ground!" Sung Grandpa as his frolicked around his trash can lid, waving his hands stupidly around in the air. Suddenly, Grandpa's hand hit one of the buttons on his belt labeled, "Transport to another world button," and ironically, the beam that appeared from the center of the button hit Yugi right in the forehead.
"Nooooo!" Screamed Yugi."
"Eat lots of cake!" Grandpa called to Yugi as he disappeared forever into a black vortex.
Yugi woke up hours, or what seemed like hours later, in a clump of bushes. Please let this have been a dream! He thought, maybe I just got drunk, wandered into this forest, and man do I have a hangover!
But it wasn't a dream (dum Dum DUM!). After wandering around a bit Yugi noticed that many things were coming out of the trees and attacking him, saying in their strange language "You must die! You all must die!" (Yugi wasn't very observant).
These strange little creatures resembled duel monsters, so Yugi stupidly decided to duel them.
"Its time to duel!" Yugi screamed at the little rodent-like creature that was attacking him. The rodent creature bit off Yugi's hand and ran deep into the forest...
[Will Yugi ever get out of this world? Will he ever get his hand back? Find out next time on Yugi's Very Stupid Adventure!"]
Yugi was a normal kid: He wore his blond hair up in blond, porcupine like spikes, and liked to dress in black. He always wore some strange triangular thing around his neck that linked him to the past. Yugi also loved to play duel monsters, it was his PASSION, but duel monsters turned against him one faithful day.
Yugi was eating breakfast when his friend Joey barged though the door. "Yugi!" He yelled, "Kaiba built a giant ape that cleans furniture! It is destroying the city with its petroleum jelly powered gun!"
"Oh no!" Yugi declared as he activated the power of the triangular type thing hanging around his neck. Suddenly another spirit appeared who was much taller and had a much deeper and manly voice. "My Kaiba senses are tingling!" This new Yugi stated while pushing Joey out of the way and doing a back hand spring out the door.
"Did he just get taller and manlier?" Joey questioned Grandpa Moto, "Why yes. It must be eeeeeeee-vil! EVIL!" Screamed Grandpa Moto, running around the room in tight circles and knocking down all his duel monster display racks.
"Um...okay then," Joey said, obviously scared of Grandpa's antics, "I'm um, going now."
Joey departed the store leaving Grandpa behind. As soon Joey left Grandpa ran to the nearest broom closet. But this was not just any closet; this was the closet of operation. In the broom closet Grandpa became "Static Shock!" (No, not really, he just pretended he was because he was horribly obsessed with the show.) Grandpa zipped out of the closet on his electric-powered garbage can lid, his five wrinkly chins flapping in the wind.
Grandpa arrived at the site just in time to see Yugi being lifted up in the giant ape's hand. "Help me Momie!" Yugi screamed as the ape picked up Joey and swallowed him whole.
"Watch out Yugi! This ape's going down! Down to the barn for cookies and tea...No! I mean down on the ground! The ground; do you hear me! The ground the ground the ground the ground the ground the ground the ground the ground the ground the ground the ground the ground!" Sung Grandpa as his frolicked around his trash can lid, waving his hands stupidly around in the air. Suddenly, Grandpa's hand hit one of the buttons on his belt labeled, "Transport to another world button," and ironically, the beam that appeared from the center of the button hit Yugi right in the forehead.
"Nooooo!" Screamed Yugi."
"Eat lots of cake!" Grandpa called to Yugi as he disappeared forever into a black vortex.
Yugi woke up hours, or what seemed like hours later, in a clump of bushes. Please let this have been a dream! He thought, maybe I just got drunk, wandered into this forest, and man do I have a hangover!
But it wasn't a dream (dum Dum DUM!). After wandering around a bit Yugi noticed that many things were coming out of the trees and attacking him, saying in their strange language "You must die! You all must die!" (Yugi wasn't very observant).
These strange little creatures resembled duel monsters, so Yugi stupidly decided to duel them.
"Its time to duel!" Yugi screamed at the little rodent-like creature that was attacking him. The rodent creature bit off Yugi's hand and ran deep into the forest...
[Will Yugi ever get out of this world? Will he ever get his hand back? Find out next time on Yugi's Very Stupid Adventure!"]