HTh: Eh! New Fanfic. Enjoy pwease! -does puppy eyes-

Audrey: DOUBLE MEGA B!TCH SLAP!

HTh: AHHHH! -gets smacked unconcious-

Audrey: ONE HIT KO! -puts foot on top of HTh-

Hideki's POV

I woke up getting rustled in a moving truck...so normal for me...I went back to sleep. Wait...a moving truck?! I got up quickly and tried to get out but fallls because of a bump.

"Ow ow ow ow ow ow!" I yelped. Then the truck stopped sending me flying to the door.

"OWWWWWWWWWWWW!" I yelled out in pain. The door opened and smacked my face.

I glared at the door and when I came out I saw somebody.

"Glad to have you home Hideki!" she said.

"Hold on...I don't even KNOW you...Why should I go inside...?" I glared at her intimibatingly but she didn't budge.

"Have you got amnesia? This is your home now! I am your mother!" my "mom" said. Okay...this is confusing...I was just playing a pokemon game with my friends and now I am HERE. I thought furiously as I stepped into the house.

"Go upstairs and set your clock Hideki!" my "mom" said again. I sighed and went upstairs and set the clock. 3:14 PM.

I finished and went downstairs and again my "mom" said,"Come Hideki! Your dad is on TV!"

I sighed tiredly and walked to the TV and it said,"And that ends our interview!" I sighed and my "mom" sent me outside.

"Go meet Professor Oak!" my "mom" said. I sighed and went into his lab and walked out when I didn't see him. I walked to a patch of grass and Professor Oak came.

"Don't go into the grass son!" Professor oak said.

"UGH! I WAS JUST TRYING TO RUN AWAY!" I yelled out. He dragged me into the lab once more.

"Choose your moemon!" He said cheerfully.

"Ah wha?" I said confused.

He said,"Choose your moemon! Every generation of starters is here!" I picked a random one. I sent her out and out came charmander. She glared at me. She had orange-red clothes on and some shoes. She also had hair dyed red.

I sighed tiredly and said,"I pick this one?"

"Good choice!" Oak said. Just then two more people came in. They introduced themselves.

"I'm Jaden." said the tall muscular one.

"And I'm Leon." said the medium sized one. Charmander looked at Jaden longingly and glared at me. I facepalmed myself.

"We need a moemon." they said in time. They picked one each.

Leon chose Mudkip, and Jaden chose Chimchar. Chimchar was a girl, whom she wore red gloves and had hair dyed red. She wore red clothes and of course shoes.

Mudkip had blue clothes on but now shoes. She had her hair dyed blue and had a frill on her head. She smiled brightly at Leon.

I sighed tiredly as Jaden said to me,"Catch ya later."

Leon walked up to me and said,"Let's battle!" I facepalmed and looking at Charmander but she looked away frowning.

I sighed tiredly and said,"Fine..." "Woah woah woah. What?! I'm not your 'toy'!" Charmander shouted out.

I sighed tiredly and said,"Ugh...she doesn't wanna battle...see you later Leon?" He walked away disappointed. I looked at my Charmander and back at Oak.

"What?" Oak said.

I sighed and asked,"How do you make them obey you?"

He frowned and said,"Trust."

"NO DUH!" I shouted,"BUT HOW?!" Charmander went up to me and scratched my leg. "Ow!" I yelled out.

"Ahh...I see...she doesn't like you too much..." Oak said.

"NO DUH!" I said again louder.

"She is not the talkative type but when she speaks, she mostly speaks her feelings." Oak said. As he was ranting I took a Moedex of the shelf and shoves it into my pocket.

"Okay okay... I get it Oak. BYE!" I said. Charmander followed me outside as I checked her data.

Moemon: Charmander

Name: Charm

Species: Lizard Pokemon

Type: Fire

Current Level: 5

Scarcity: Ultra Rare

Nature: Sassy

Diet: Meat, but can eat other things.

Ability: Blaze

Height: 6'09"

Cup Size: B

Strong Against: Grass, Bug, Steel, Ice

Weak Against: Water, Rock, Ground

Attacks: Tackle, Growl, Ember

Evolves Into: Charmeleon (Level 16)

Evolves From: None

Info: Hotheaded and speaks her mind. Likes to retaliate mostly. Good in the bed depart-

"Wait. Why are you telling me the info and her cup size you perverted Moedex?" I asked it.

The moedex responded,"Because I was suppose to give you info so you can claim her as your own by se-"

"WHAT?!" I yelled at it.

"Yes. To claim a moemon you have to have se-" the moedex responded but was cut off by me,"Uh...don't need to know that now!"

Charm rolled her eyes but I gave her a name.

"Your name I will change into...Uh...Ren!" I said proud of my achievement.

Ren just rolled her eyes annoyed and said,"Ugh...annoying...why couldn't I be with that hot guy?"

I sighed tiredly and replied,"Ugh...nap time..." I looked at the sky as I said it. She didn't reply but I did not send her back into the moeball because I wanted her to feel free.

She got up and sat on top of me. I widened my eyes in surprise.

"W-w-what?!" I said stuttering.

"You have to claim me now...or never." she said almost silently. I sighed and facepalmed my face.

"Why?" I said tiredly but she stared to get undressed.

"Wait...WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!" I shouted.

She sighed and said,"In order for me to be your moemon...you have to have sex with me. Take my virginity away." I widened my eyes and backed myself to the wall and covered myself with a blanket to protect me.

"Please don't take away my virginity...please don't..." I said with puppy eyes.

Unfortunately it didn't work as she kept walking closer to me and kneeled in front of me and whispered in my ear,"Cmon...it will be fun..." she said in a seductive tone.

"NUH!" I said frightened. She pried the blanket off of me.

She crawled closer. Too close for my comfort.

"Back! Now! Bad!" I shouted,"BAD NAUGHTY REN! BAD!" I was afraid now. She took off everything except the panties. I backed myself in the corner on accident. She started to take off her panties. I jumped over her and opened the window and parkoured onto the roof.

I sighed in relief as she stopped trying to get me. She sighed hopelessly as I sat on the roof shivering.

"I will get you one day Hideki...one day." She said to me as she shut the window. I lied down onto the tiled roof. It was uncomfortable but I slept. It was super uncomfortable.

HTh: Snow/Ice thrown at the back of my head. Hurts so much...BUt...still. This story was fun to make.