The crazy old man called Will Smith, told stories of when he was a rapper in the age old time of the "eighties". He rambles on about how he was a New royal family member or something like that of a place called "Bell End". He also likes to say "wiki-wiki wild wild west". Will Smith died in 2004, there was a horrible accident which went like this;
Will Smith was cooking some hot dogs, possibly to shove into his black bum bum, and there was a sudden Knocking coming from his fridge, he opened it hoping to see a meat ball however there where three smaller versions of himself hiding in there. When he looked at them and they looked at him the began screaming, they ran out of the fridge and into his kitchen. Will tried to chase them but he tripped and fell into his Nintendo 64.
He fell in front of Mario who turned to the camera and said "holy moly, your skin is dark", Will Smith stood up and said "dab on them haters". Mario then ran over to Will and grabbed his ass and began spinning him around and threw him into a floating bomb and said "So long gay will smith"
Will Smith then hit the bomb and the Nintendo 64 turned inside out and he was never seen again. The Smaller three will smiths have now taken his place and whenever someone needs will smith they stand on each other's shoulders and put on a trench coat.