Profile
Luca Logan
17% Italian
3% Native American
10% Scottish
34% French
23% Japanese
13% Russian
Birthday: July?
family relationship: to be updated
known family relations: to be updated
Friends: to be updated
Units in possession: to be updated
Introduction: I am 25 year old with a dead end job because I was never able to scrounge up enough money for college. Working as a associate at Market Basket at least I managed to get enough money for a car before I got kicked out and a small studio apartment is all I can afford if I want to continue saving money for the future. I enjoy cute things and tend to read stories online in my spare time. Trump has ruined my life.
I slammed and locked the door before shuffling my way to the couch collapsing on the hard but servable surface. A couple minutes later grunting slightly as I push myself back up. I pulled my tablet close from it's place on the floor and booted it up. I left to rummage in the fridge knowing it would take a couple of minutes. I frowned as I noticed how empty it was only a couple pieces of fruit and a thing of grated cheese. Sighing I left to rummage through the cabinet. Finding only a single open box of white rice and spices I grabbed them frowning. "I'm gonna have to go grocery shopping again maybe find a second job while I'm at it, prices are rising a bit to much." I mumbled a bad habit of mine from living alone so long. The only good thing about market basket is the bonuses and annual raises. Grabbing the last rice bag in the box I began getting the water ready to boil. It was half an hour later that I was eating my plate of spiced cheesy rice browsing the internet for a night job. Nothing really there but custodian work or 3rd shift factory jobs I was leaning more to the custodian work less labor intensive when a pop up opened up on my screen.
Congratulations
You are the 100,000 visitor of this site this year.
please select your prize! *picture of flying mint bunny*
I rolled my eyes and clicked the little x in the corner of the add.
Thank you for choosing random. Your prize is a Hetalia Unit!
Please select 3 units!
I shrugged and selected the cutest yet most useful models. America, Italy, and Canada!
Thank you your 1st unit will be with you in 3 days!
I sighed happy that it didn't ask for any information and confused how they are going to deliver it. I clicked out of it, hoping that these units were either something I could sell or if realistic enough have get a job. Suddenly feeling a wave of exhaustion hit me I closed the tablet down and headed over the futon matt on the floor. It was a gift from my successful cousin who travels a lot. He knows I like cultural things and having money trouble so he sent me a few so I didn't have to get a new mattress when I moved in. The thing is softer than my couch. I have a couple others saved away for visitors. I slept and forgot about the units
I stared blankly at the huge box in the hallway in front of my door. I literally cannot get out. I notice a packing slip and an instruction manual tapped to the side of the box. I reached for it and checked the origin. Flying mint bunny corporation and my name. I took the instruction manual
Alfred F. Jones(America)
User Manual
I was happy that I didn't have Italy first (I love him but I don't think he'd be to fast getting jobs.) Looking at the table of contents.
Crate contents
Removal from packaging and Activation
Care guide
Job suggestions
Troubleshooting
For more information
I decided to look it through just to be sure I didn't have to be at work till this afternoon after all.
Crate Contents
1 Teen America Unit
1 cowboy outfit
1 American revolution outfit
1 Freedom (Eagle) Unit
1 Native American outfit
Identification papers
Id card
Law Degree
Proof of training
Revolution model Gun
Removal from packaging and Activation
method 1 Speak in a british accent warning this method will put America into hostile mode and will immediately try to shoot his way out of the crate.
method 2 Speak in a American Accent this method will jump out of the crate ready to greet his citizens
method 3 Activate the Freedom Unit he will awake in a happy mood and immediately seek out the bird
Care Guide
This unit will grow at normal rate of a human so don't worry he won't be a teen forever. This unit is currently 16 and will need to be enrolled in school to obtain it's high school diploma.
Hostile Mode only activated if exposed to England or English accents will attack the source contact us if you can't get them out of it. this mode will automatically be removed once unit reaches adulthood
Happy Mode(default) bubbly, enthusiastic, and just plane nice
Sad Mode to enter this mode you must do something to physically hurt his feelings will sob and cry and want comfort will get out of on it's own but if not comforted will change into scared mode or
Scared Mode just get them scared they will get clingy but will deny their fear will come out of this mode on their own comfort is appreciated at this time but not necessary
Hero Mode(default) - Happy to help and will occasionally remark that he is a hero
Job suggestions
Teen
Ranch hand
Entry Level jobs
Adult
Body Guard
Policeman
Salesman
Lawyer
Ranch Hand
Entry Level Jobs
Troubleshooting
America reached adulthood but he still has hostile mode what should I do?
Being 18
For more information
contact 1800******* or visit our website at
I smiled and just say "Hello America."