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The Legend of Beeanny Beevito

Prologue: Beeanny Takes Out the Trash

It was a beautiful day in Beeville California, a perfect day for a wrestling match that was taking place at this very moment. The match was between the two heavyweight champions, Beeanny Beevito and Garfield. Beeanny was an old bee/human hybrid, his arms and legs have been growing feeble over the course of the recent years, but he couldn't give up his career just yet. His opponent stared him down, Garfield was much younger and had plenty of fresh muscles to prove it. Garfield moistened his lips and said, "Beeanny Bevito! Prepare to get your ass pounded into the ground!" Beeanny was angered by this comment, he knew that he had to win the championship, and he wasn't going to let this asshole beat him.

Soon, the referee began the match and the two opponents began fighting. Garfield had the upper hand, he swiftly took beeanny to the ground and put him into a chokehold. "Pathetic, what kind of wrestler do you think you are?" Said Garfield. Beeanny said nothing, he knew he was defeated, he began to accept his end before he heard Garfield say the words that would change his life. "After I'm done, I'm taking every last belt you've ever won, your wife, and your fame!" A sense of determination grew drastically in Beeanny's heart, he knew he could do it, he felt a strange feeling that he hadn't felt in many, many years. Beeanny stood up faster than he had ever done, even when he was a young bee, so quickly and with so much force, in fact, Garfield simply couldn't hold on. Garfield stood in shock as he saw a bright yellow and black aura around Beeanny.

Beeanny yelled, "Listen up kiddo! My glory days aren't over yet! And your's are about to end!" He grabbed Garfield and threw him over his back, "Prepare to bee-t your end, Garfield!" Beeanny quickly flew to the ceiling and used all the might in his new super-powered wings to reach the ground as quickly as possible, the audience was amazed, Beeanny was about to preform the world's best suplex. But it was too powerful to be a suplex, it was something entirely new.

It was the Super Beeplex. As Beeanny reached the ground, Garfield shrieked like a small child and his face took a huge hit from the ground below, almost every bone in his body was broken.

Beeanny walked out of the crater he created from the impact of his Super Beeplex and the referee walked up to Beeanny with a scared and shaking gait, and awkwardly handed him the championship belt. The audience was silent, and they began screaming, seeing all of Garfield's blood on themselves. In the chaos, Garfield crawled out of the crater with the very last of his energy and will to live and said, "Where did you get such a power?" Beeanny replied, "In ways that scum like you will never know" Garfield commented, "And why is that?"

And Beeanny said, "Because you're already dead." As Garfield's body combusted into nothing.

Within the screaming crowd, a mysterious hooded man only looked at Beeanny, he didn't say a word. Beeanny and the man's eyes met, and the hooded man stepped forward towards Beeanny.

He stepped over the ropes of the wrestling ring and he said, "Beeanny, we need someone like you." Beeanny, was surprised, "What do you want?" The hooded man replied, "We need you to fight ISIS." Beeanny agreed, he was excited to finally get to do something heroic.

Beeanny said, "Thank you sir, I couldn't agree more." The hooded man replied, "Thank you, and call me..."

"Tyrone"

Little did everyone know, the entire world was about to change.