Author's Note: Thought this would be hilarious! I don't own House. Please enjoy the story! 8D!
House went outside and was surprised to see a young woman there admiring his motorcycle.
"Maybe you sh-" House began.
"Take a picture it lasts longer. I know that already. That's why I already took five pictures." The young woman replied.
"Okay," House said thinking to himself that the woman had lost her mind.
"Oh my God!" The young woman shouted, "I can't believe I'm actually meeting you Hugh Laurie."
"You have me mixed up with someone else. No one by the name of Hugh Laurie lives around here."
"But- but..." She said right before she squealed in both surprise and excitement, "You're the actual Gregory House?"
"No, I'm Doctor Foreman. Doctor House went on vacation."
"Oh my! This is so exciting. You're sarcastically lying to me!"
"Look lady, I don't know which psyic ward you escaped from but you should go back before I have to call the police."
"Okay," The young woman said her voice regular hoping House wouldn't see right through it and call the authorities, "I'll leave you alone."
She walked away, but followed House at a distance hoping he wouldn't notice.
"If you don't stop following me now. I'm calling the cops."
"Go ahead. This isn't my world anyways."
House looked intrigued and got on his bike and handed the girl his helmet, "We'll just have to see about that."
The girl smiled widely, "You're letting me ride your bike?"
"Yeh, but if you prefer-"
"Yeh, I know walk to the hospital." She said putting the helmet on and getting on the bike.
House headed to Princeton Plainsboro annoyed by all the questions the crazy woman asked. She then followed him into the hospital overly joyous and excited about everything she saw. He went into his office and the team exchanged looks when they saw the woman.
"She's not a hooker," House stated, "She is out newest patient."
House wrote delusions and psychosis onto the board and wrote down the word alien with a question mark after it below that. The girl jumped up and down excitedly at the fact she was House's latest patient.
"I think I'll get her started on antipsychotics," Foreman said leading the girl to a hospital room.
"I suppose Cameron and I can do the blood work." Chase said.
Shortly after the team finished their tests, House found the woman in his office holding his ball as if it a block of gold.
"Can you quit stalking me?"
"Of course not! How many people get to meet the amazing Dr. House? I watched your show so I know it's not that many people."
"Show? What show?"
'I wish I could talk to you about it, but that may negatively affect both of our universes."
"You're completely out of your mind."
Chase and Cameron came in and the woman beamed with joy.
"Her blood work is unusual. Neither of us are sure that she's a human."
"Interesting." House said looking at the woman, "I'd like to know more about where she came, but no more following me around. It's annoying."
The woman just laughed and House sighed once more in annoyance.
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