12 Days of Easter: The Xena Way
Rating: K
Disclaimer: Xena and her co-stars don't belong to me.
A/N: Do you know the song, 12 Days of Christmas? Well, I wanted to make a Xena version of it, but wasn't able to finish it before Christmas, so I changed 'Christmas' to 'Easter'. I hope you like it :)
On the first day of Easter my true love gave to me
One brand-new frying pan.
On the second day of Easter my true love gave to me
Two rolls of parchment
And a brand-new frying pan.
On the third day of Easter my true love gave to me
Three slimy fish,
Two rolls of parchment
And a brand-new frying pan.
On the fourth day of Easter my true love gave to me
Four little Joxers,
Three slimy fish,
Two rolls of parchment
And a brand-new frying pan.
On the fifth day of Easter my true love gave to me
Five Amazons,
Four little Joxers,
Three slimy fish,
Two rolls of parchment
And a brand-new frying pan.
On the sixth day of Easter my true love gave to me
Six ancient Gods,
Five Amazons,
Four little Joxers,
Three slimy fish,
Two rolls of parchment
And a brand-new frying pan.
On the seventh day of Easter my true love gave to me
Seven fighting lessons,
Six ancient Gods,
Five Amazons,
Four little Joxers,
Three slimy fish,
Two rolls of parchment
And a brand-new frying pan.
On the eighth day of Easter my true love gave to me
Eight flying kites,
Seven fighting lessons,
Six ancient Gods,
Five Amazons,
Four little Joxers,
Three slimy fish,
Two rolls of parchment
And a brand-new frying pan.
On the ninth day of Easter my true love gave to me
Nine baby showers,
Eight flying kites,
Seven fighting lessons,
Six ancient Gods,
Five Amazons,
Four little Joxers,
Three slimy fish,
Two rolls of parchment
And a brand-new frying pan.
On the tenth day of Easter my true love gave to me
Ten furry bedrolls,
Nine baby showers,
Eight flying kites,
Seven fighting lessons,
Six ancient Gods,
Five Amazons,
Four little Joxers,
Three slimy fish,
Two rolls of parchment
And a brand-new frying pan.
On the eleventh day of Easter my true love gave to me
Eleven bad guys dying,
Ten furry bedrolls,
Nine baby showers,
Eight flying kites,
Seven fighting lessons,
Six ancient Gods,
Five Amazons,
Four little Joxers,
Three slimy fish,
Two rolls of parchment
And a brand-new frying pan.
On the last day of Easter my true love gave to me
Twelve evil blondes,
Eleven bad guys dying,
Ten furry bedrolls,
Nine baby showers,
Eight flying kites,
Seven fighting lessons,
Six ancient Gods,
Five Amazons,
Four little Joxers,
Three slimy fish,
Two rolls of parchment
And a brand-new frying pan!
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