--Disclaimer--
I OWN NOTHING, NOTHING I TELL YOU! JK OWNS IT ALL!
I don't own the radish either he belongs to trevorthetoad
where oh where has Hedwig gone?
Harry-OMG HEY MAILS HERE!
Hermione-HA I used my brain powers and realized that .00000000000001 seconds before
you TAKE THAT!
Ron- WOW! WHY ARE WE ALL YELLING?
Harry- because I am special and was cursed by Lord Voldemort when I was young!
Ron-has fear in his eyes
Fear-is in Ron's eyes
Ron's eyes-have fear
Fear- has nothing
Harry- OMG TANGENT AHHHH, oh look its Hedwig c'mon HERE BOY!
Hermione- Hedwig is a girl.
Harry- HOW DO YOU KNOW!
Hermione- Because I'm smarter than you.
Ginny- DON'T TALK TO HARRY LIKE THAT HES FINE!
Ron- (looks angry) OMG HOW DARE YOU TALK ABOUT ANOTHER GUY, YOU
ARE NOT ALLOWED TO LOVE SIT DOWN I RULE YOU!
Ginny-is quiet and has the face coloring of a radish
The Radish- is offended
Hedwig- This is totally irrelevant to the story Harry I'm a girl, Hermione you are stupid.
Hedwig-flies off
Harry- NOOO HEDWIG, MY FRIENDS WE HAVE A QUEST! TO FIND HEDWIG!
All- LETS DO IT!