When Some Idiot Walked Into My Life Chapter 1: War, an inuyasha fanfic

Kikyo-Hater-Forever:Hey! I'm SOOOOOO sorry! I haven't been updating WHAT AN IDIOT, and sadly, ill probably be able to update like 3 times a month. Is that bad?...Dunno! LoL But I will continue! And my story, Princess Gorgeous and Prince Asshole got deleted, because apparently, I wasn't following one of the rules. Dunno which one. Oh well. I was sad though. :( But to cheer up, I decided to make a new story! Boo ya! It's called...When Some Idiot Walked Into My Life

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"Inuyasha your such an ass!", Kagome yelled as she found out he had put green slimy stuff in her locker. Kagome was so mad! Inuyasha smirked.

"It matches your face", he replied. Kagome threw the bucket on his head. Kagome walked up to him and slapped him on the face.

"Owww! What the fuck did you do that for bitch?"

"For being a fucking asshole, what else, and don't call me bitch!"

Inuyasha being the playboy he was, smirked like a fox that just beat the crap out of his worst enemy.

"Oh what? You don't want me to call you bitch?", he asked.

Kagome was so mad she beat up Inuyasha so much that he was on the ground with a big bump on his head and swirly eyes. People walked by and saw the Scene. 90 percent of the people were on the ground laughing their ass's off while 10 percent were just shocked. Here are definitions of Kagome and Inuyasha:

Name:Kagome A.K.A Kags

Reputation:She's a playgirl that is the most gorgeous, popular, and hottest girl in school.Why?

She won an award of being the most gorgeous and hottest girl in all the seven continents

Age:17

Goes to Shikon High, the best Highschool in the world.

Loves:Friends, Family

Boyfriend ('s):A Lot

Abbilities:Can shoot arrows, cook really good, get A+'s in every subject, kicks ass, has a really beautiful voice, and can get any guy falling for her head over heels (except one)

Hates:Inuyasha (Whatever)

Name:Inuyasha A.K.A Inu

Reputation:He's a playboy that is the most handsome,popular, and hottest guy in school. Why?

He won an award of being the most handsome and hottest guy in all the seven continents

Age:17

Goes to Shikon High, the best Highschool in the world.

Loves...OK FINE! Likes:Friends, and no. Not family.(LoL)

Girlfriend ('s):A Lot

Abbilities:Half demon, he can use really cool attacks, get's B+'s in almost every subject, is an ass, can sing good, and can get any girl falling for him head over heels (except one)

Hates:Kagome (Whatever)

Well now that you know the definitions. You also know that they hate eachother more than anyone else in the world. SO ya. Or so they think they hate eachother.

Kagome walked off to the bathroom and tried to get the gooey stuff out of her hair. She couldn't. She sighed.

'Inuyasha, you son of a bitch, when I get my hands on you I'm gonna, beat you up and kick your ass so hard you'll have a shitty face for life.'

Kagome sighed. She'd have to hit the showers. She walked to the showers and got in, took a shower, and soon the gooey stuff was out. She had really beautiful hair. All of a sudden, her eyes went wide. 'Oh shit! I had to sing at the assembly! I'm late!'. Kagome had a really beautiful voice.

She went to her locker and quickly got out this really hot shirt with "Baby Girl" printed on it. She changed into it. She looked so hot in it. She quickly ran to the assembly.

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Inuyasha was a half demon so the bruises he got from Kagome dissapeared. But she really did know how to kick ass, especially a guy's.

"Hmph stupid bitch had to give me fucking bruises", he said to his friends. His friends had a dreamy look in their eyes.

"She actually touched you?", they all yelled. Inuyasha was pissed off. "What the hell?. You guys love her or something?", he yelled.

They nodded. "She always touches me, or at least HITS me till my nose, mouth, arms, legs, and head is bleeding!". They all laughed.

"AND NOW EVERYBODY! THE GORGEOUS KAGOME HIGURASHI!", the principal said. Their principal was cool. He was young too.

Inuyasha rolled his eyes when the principal said "gorgeous".

Kagome came on the stage.

Everybody drooled.

Even Inuyasha

Because she looked hot.

Another guy names Shawn came on the Stage.

She grabbed the microphone. They started singing

Shawn:

Certified quality
A dat da girl dem need and dem not stop cry without apology
Buck dem da right way - dat my policy
Sean Paul alongside - now hear what da man say - Beyonce
Dutty ya, dutty ya, dutty ya
Kagome sing it now ya

Kagome started singing in a beautiful voice. Everybody just melted listening to her.

Kagome:

Baby boy you stay on my mind
Fulfill my fantasies
I think about you all the time
I see you in my dreams

Baby boy not a day goes by
Without my fantasies
I think about you all the time
I see you in my dreams

Aah oh my baby's fly baby oh
Yes no hurt me so good baby oh
I'm so wrapped up in your love let me go
Let me breathe stay out my fantasies

She was sweating now. And she looked even hotter than she did before. She got hotter every minute. Inuyasha crossed his arms and looked away.

'Who would want to watch a bitch like her dance?', he thought. He tried not to. He really did. But he couldn't help it.

"Aww what the hell...", he said as he turned around and watched her.

Shawn:

Ya ready gimme da ting dat ya ready get ya live
And tell me all about da tings that you will fantasize
I know you dig da way me step da way me make my stride
Follow your feelings baby girl b/c they cannot be denied
Come check me in-a night and make we get it amplified
Me have da ting to run da ship cause I'm go slip and I'm go slide
And in the words of love I got ta get it certified
But I give you da toughest longest kinda ride - girl

Kagome started grabbing random boys and pulling them up on the stage and dancing with them. The ones that got to dance with her were lucky.

Kagome:

Baby boy you stay on my mind
Fulfill my fantasies
I think about you all the time
I see you in my dreams

Baby boy not a day goes by
Without my fantasies
I think about you all the time
I see you in my dreams

Picture us dancin real close
In a dark dark corner of a basement party
Every time I close my eyes
It's like everyone left but you and me

In our own little world
The music is the sun
The dance floor becomes the sea
Feels like true paradise to me

Baby boy you stay on my mind
Fulfill my fantasies
I think about you all the time
I see you in my dreams

Baby boy not a day goes by
Without my fantasies
I think about you all the time
I see you in my dreams

Baby boy you stay on my mind
Baby boy you are so damn fine
Baby boy won't you be mine
Baby let's conceive an angel

The next guy in line was Inuyasha. Kagome skipped past him and went to the next guy. Inuyasha was damn right pissed.

Shawn:

Top top - girl
Me and you together is a wrap - dat girl
Driving around da town in your drop top - girl
You no stop shock - girl
Little more da dutty, we'll rock dat world

Kagome danced with the last lucky guy

Kagome:

Baby boy you stay on my mind
Fulfill my fantasies
I think about you all the time
I see you in my dreams

We stepping in hotter this year,
We stepping in hotter this year,
I know you gon' like it,
I know you gon' like it.
I'm stepping in hotter this year,
I'm stepping in hotter this year,
So don't you fight it,
So don't you fight it,

The song ended. Everybody was clapping. Except lil Inu.

"I'll show that bitch", Inu said before leaving.

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