The Prophecy of G.R.O.S.S.

Chapter 1: Prologue: Before the War

As you know, Calvin and Hobbes started a club called G.R.O.S.S., thinking it was all for fun, but they didn't know that it would eventually change the human race forever.

In all of Calvin and Hobbes adventures, they never grew older.

Calvin stayed at the age of six, and Hobbes was quite young also.

So, in this adventure, the same rules apply.

Calvin and Hobbes had meetings discussing all the things that went on with the struggle against the enemy, GIRLS.

They did not know that the sane things went on around the whole world.

There were millions of G.R.O.S.S. clubs consisting of boys who despised girls in many ways.

They all had the same goal, Get Rid Of Slimy GirlS (hence the name G.R.O.S.S.).

There would be many fights in the world between boys and girls, but nothing like the one that was to come.

How did this fight start?

Well, suddenly, girls found out something that would be crucial to prophecy.

What is the prophecy?

Well, many years ago, the wise people of the world had a sort of "meeting".

This meaning was when the prophecy would be created.

There were both men and women at this meeting.

Every wise one at the meeting agreed that the peace between the boys and girls would eventually come to an end.

All the wise ones predicted that one day there would be a war between both the boys and the girls.

And so, the prophecy was created, and it stated that the peace between boys and girls would come to an end and there would be a war.

So the weakness of the boys was very crucial to the prophecy, because it would cause disturbance between boys and girls.

The girls thought "what could be the most important things to boys?"

Well they thought and thought, and finally discovered that T.V., video games, and junk food were very important to boys.

So what would happen if they took these things away from boys.

Then, all the girls that despised boys joined a group called the Pretties.

The Pretties didn't stand for anything, but instead of being disgusting and calling themselves something like G.R.O.S.S., they decided to be the opposite and be beautiful, so they were named the Pretties.

But when the war started, there name changed to the P.A. The P stood for Pink (because the main color of girls is pink), Pretty (because they thought themselves to be beautiful, and Powerful (because they thought they were powerful).

And the A stood for Army.

So they were the Powerful Pretty Pink Army, or the P.A.

The P.A. decided to hold the President of the United States hostage, until all the video games, T.V., and junk food was sent away to Mars.

So this happened and the boys were furious.

All the G.R.O.S.S. clubs joined together to bring down the P.A. and get there precious things back.

So then the war began.

It began with water balloons, and soon you will see what the rest of the war was like.