Title: Dinner
Author: ArisatoM
Rating: T
Characters: Isshin, Ichigo, Karin, Yuzu, , suggested Masaki, suggested Hitsugaya, suggested Rukia
Pairings: Implied IchiRuki, Implied HitsuKarin
Theme: Dinner conversations
Warnings: Innuendo, Yuzu's naivete
A/N: Feel free to give me themes, pairings, and characters! And please, review! Also, I need a beta.
Disclaimer: I don't own Bleach. Get over it.
Dinner
"Hello, my son!" Isshin shouted as Ichigo came through the door. "What happened today?" He asked at the sight of Ichigo.
Ichigo looked miserable; he had a couple of bruises, a deeper scowl than normal, and looked forlorn.
"Not much," Ichigo sighed, "just some problems with Rukia." He finished.
"Ah, problems with your love life?" Isshin said as Ichigo blushed. "Well, we need to talk at dinner. Karin! Yuzu! Come down! Daddy has something important to teach you!" He shouted as Ichigo mentally debated whether to fight or run. But before he could decide, Isshin pulled him into the kitchen.
Yuzu rushed down the stairs and sat at the table; behind her was Karin, walking down the stairs, a bit too happy and with a slight blush, and then sitting at the table.
"What is it, Dad?" Yuzu asked her father.
"Well, I think you're all old enough to be getting interested in boys,- or in Ichigo's case, girls, (I severely hope)- so I wanted to tell you a couple of things that I learned from experience. First of all: don't go looking for older dates. They're usually much more experienced than you and want to – uh, get more into it. Second of all, if you do get a date," Isshin looked at Ichigo, "don't go making them unhappy. Third of all, be prepared for breakups. They happen. In fact, I broke up with your mother three times before we got married! Girls, tell me if you get a date- I want to meet this guy. And finally, Ichigo, use protection. That's all!" Isshin said.
Ichigo had a look that was between complete horror, utter shock, and immense embarrassment.
Karin was half-horrified, half-apathetic.
"Thank the Lord Dad doesn't know about Shiro-kun, or else I'd never be hearing the end of it..." she muttered.
And poor Yuzu was completely confused.
"What do you mean, use protection?" She asked.
Ichigo slammed his head on the table.