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I am Yoh's wife.
Sayuri looked up at Yoh's house, he was here, her childhood crush.
"I don't see why im supposed to be here." Jean said, she re-tied her chocolate brown hair. Sayuri's gray eyes turned with vengance.
"I'm not doing this on my own!" Sayuri shouted. The shout was heard by a young boy with brown hair, he ajusted his orange headphones as he looked out the door.
"Oh, i thought i heard something." He continued. "Are you lost? I'm Yoh by the way." Sayuri looked at Yoh and couldn't help but stare, Jean rolled her eyes and stamped on her foot as if to say, stop-drooling-you-third-class-half-wit!
"Ow! I mean hiya, are you Asakura Yoh?" Sayuri asked hopefully.
"He just said that, don't you listen" Jean remarked. Yoh looked at Jean raised an eye brow, then looked at Sayuri, he then recognaised her...
"Sayuri! Wow!" he laughed "It's been to long! How've you been! Oh never mind, lemme introduce to my friends! come on!" Yoh exitedly grabbed her hand and dragged her in the house, Jean looked as if to say this-is-a-pain-in-the-bum. Jean just kinda...followed. She entered what seemed a mad house, A blue haired boy who she later found out to be called Horo Horo pointing at a purple haired boys pointy bit on his hair, he was named Ren.
"I just wanna know, how you get your hair like that!" Horo Horo laughed. "I want my hair like that!" Ren looked as if he was about to burst, no really, like, bitch slap him or something. Jean sensed this and instantly sat in between them.
"Hello im Jean." She said happly. "I'm a friend of-hey what are you looking at?" She noticed Horo Horo looking at her, kinda...wierd. "I said, why are you staring at me like that? Don't make me kick the answer out of you."
Meanwhile...
"Sayuri, you might not remember Anna, shes my-" Yoh began.
"I am Yoh's wife." Anna finished for him. The look in Sayuri's eyes was a look to kill. No really. Like, like when you have no toilet roll after you've had a number two you curse yourself for being so stupid, this is what it was like. (I did not know this from experince, i know your laughing Cass) Sayuri calmed herself and smiled sweetly, she bowed to Anna.
"Pleased to meet you Anna." Sayuri's exact thoughts where, 'I'd see you in hell bitch!'
Back to Jean...
"You idiot." Ren finally broke the scilence. "You shouldn't stare at a woman like that, regradless of how pretty they may be." Jean spun around and looked at Ren.
"You think im pretty Ren?" She asked. Ren blushed but choked it away.
"Of course." He answered finally. Ren noticed this was getting on Horo Horo's nerves.
"Awwww that is really sweet, i think your cute." Jean smiled. Horo Horo was about to burst.
"I think im a much better fit than ice man over there." Ren nodded his head to Horo Horo. Jean looked at him and laughed.
"Careful you might melt icie!" She smiled, Ren gave a smile too. Lets just say, Horo Horo wasn't laughing.
To Sayuri...
Yoh knew Sayuri had a crush on him. Yoh knew Sayuri was jelous, but Yoh would have ever known what Sayuri was about to do.
"So, your Yoh's what?" Sayuri asked.
"I am Yoh's wi-" With that Sayuri smacked Anna, i mean punched, properly. Anna hit the ground dazed, it took a few minutes to make Sayuri realise what she just did.
"I just," She mumbled. "I didn't mean-" She looked at Yoh, who was quite shocked with the nice, innocent Sayuri who just blasted his wife into next week. "I'm sorry!" She ran out the house with Jean following quickly.
Two minutes earlier.
Horo Horo did not like the way Ren just stole a girl away from him, Horo Horo did not like Ren, and Horo Horo did not like the name Icie!
"What are you gonna do Ren?" Horo Horo asked. "What can a pansey rich prissy boy do?"
Jean laughed which sent Ren of the hook.
"I'll show you what i can do!" Ren shouted. His eyes filled with flames as he was about to decapitate poor Horo Horo when...
SMACK.
No Ren didn't jit him, it was that Sayuri girl. She hit Anna. With this Jean shot up and left.
Present time...
Yoh followed Sayuri out the house she turned to him and bowed deeplt apologising over and over.
"Sayuri, calm down" Yoh said softly. "Its alright. I'll say Anna tripped over, but i didn't know you could lash out like that."
"I'm sorry Yoh, it's just, when i was little, you gave me my first kiss, and i thought-" She blushed a bit not even looking at Yoh.
"Hey, where great friends, its alright, i'll always be there for you." Yoh smiled.
Jean kicked the side of the house, Yoh snapped up as he saw Jeans foot through his wall.
"Don't break my house." Yoh stated.
"There was a weed." Jean answered. "I don't like weeds."
"Yoh?" Sayuri piped up. "Your in the tournement right?" Yoh nodded. "Then when i become Shaman queen, i'll have the power over you and i'll make you Shaman king! Got it?" she shouted.
"Yeah!" He laughed.
With that the two left leavin Yoh happy to meet his friend, Horo Horo and Ren fighting over what they'll never get, and Anna passed out on the floor.
The end.
Sayuri: Hiya guys! This is an extra bit, aren't you lucky!
Jean: I bet they are. (Sarcasim)
Sayuri: Thanks for reading, and please don't forget to review! We live off reviews!
Jean: -holds up sign saying will write for reviews-
Hao: Sayuri! I have found you!
Jean: This guy agian?
Sayuri: Go away Hao i don't like you.
Hao: You took the test, the perfect guy for you and you got...Me! ha ha ha! I get what i want so be my girlfriend!
Sayuri: No.
Hao: No?
Sayuri: I like Yoh you idiot.
Jean: Can we end the story now?
Hao: Only if Sayuri agrees to go out with me!
Jean: Hao. I'll say this nicley. Fuck. Off.
Hao: You cannot say that to me! I am Hao! Bow to me!
Sayuri: The end.
Hao: I'll say when this story ends and it ends when Sayuri goes out with me!
AN: Hao, the readers are bored now. Shut up.
Hao: Your time will come author.
An: Thanks for reading dont forget to drop a review please! Thats it the end. And no, Sayuri does not go out with Hao, unless people vote for him too. What you think? SayurixHao?
Hao: Yes! Yes!
AN: Then leave it in a review and when i get enough, i'll tell you if they do and how the date goes, if not then i'll show you mean Jean. 'Kay buh-bye!