Author's Note:
We apologize for the previous version of this fanfic… But here's a better, revised version…. Hope you guys don't get…uh…too pissed off…
Crazy Rikku Fan – I'm soooooo sorry 'bout this thingy……… I hope this won't be as confusing as the last version……. Oh, and I think Yuna fans shouldn't...…read this…. And one last thing…please don't kill me….
Tears of An Angel… says:
U wanna go crazy?
? ™ says:
Yeah!
Ok! (Rikku, Baralai, Paine and Gippal join conversation)
lol!
Gippal – Yo!
Baralai – Greetings.
Paine - …
Rikku – HI!
Baralai – (blushin)
(Rikku runs to Baralai and gives him a small hug)
Paine n Gippal – (laughin)
Rikku – Hey! Stop it!
Baralai – What about YOU two?
(Paine looks at them and they shut up)
(Gippal puts an arm around Paine, grinning)
(paine punches him, knockin out two teeth)
Gippal- OWWW! What'd ya do that for!
Rikku - Haha! You deserved it!
Baralai - …
?-Ooow...that wasn't very nice was it Paine?
Paine- Shut up Yuna (kills her)
(gippal, lai n rikku whistling)
(Tidus comes in) Yuna! My love! (kneels down beside her)
Tidus - WHO DID THIS?
Paine - ...
Baralai- It's ----- (Rikku shuts his mouth)
Rikku- Brother did it!
Gippal – YEAH!
Brother- (comes in drunk) wtf! Who did this? (lookin at Yuna)
Gippal- Tidus!
(Brother and Tidus tackle each other. Both of them "somehow" fall off a cliff and die)
Rikku – hehe…
Gippal- Awww ––––– not...
Buddy n Shinra enter.
Shinra – I know everything.
Buddy- not the time or place shinny...
(Shinra looks down the cliff and sees a big red blob at the bottom)
Shinra- What is that?
Gippal- don't you know everythin!
Rikku – Leave the kid alone!
Gippal – Make me!
Baralai - (sweatdrops) Um...please...this is not the time to argue...
Gippal punches Baralai
Rikku- HEY!
Buddy and Shinra - ….
Buddy – anyways….
Paine - I suggest that you two leave if you do not want to see any bloody scenes...
(they run out)
Rikku – Now, back to what we were doing…
Gippal – I was arguing with you right?
Baralai – Uh…Gippal…um….
Rikku- Oh yeah! You punched Baralai in the face! Why you...
(Rikku attempts to hit Gippal, but was stopped by Baralai himself)
Baralai- Um...you should not get involved with this, Rikku...
Paine - ….kids….
(soz, I had to make her say something)
(Rikku glares at Gippal)
R - Zang! (jerk!) You're lucky that Baralai's here to stop me from killing you!
Baralai - (sweatdrops)
Gippal - hmph!
Gippal- Hide behind ur boyfriend Cid's gal...
lai- Gippal, what happened to da machine faction?
(OMG, how am I supposed to answer that!)
uh..ill do it..
Gippal- o yeh! I forgot about that place!
Paine – (raises eyebrow)
paine-(thinkin – aww...he's so cute!)
(Paine blushes at her thoughts)
Rikku - Are you alright Paine? You look a bit red...
Paine- ...uh...(thinkin – sh--)...-4 respect points!
Rikku- WHAT! Oh, I'm sorry...
Baralai - (thinkin: She's so adorable when she's like that...)
gippal- Watcha thinkin bout lai?
Baralai - Um...nothing.
(G looks at B suspiciously, lookin to and fro from B and R)
paine- so rikku, where were u last night...?
Baralai and Rikku grow tense.
Rikku- um...uh... I...was...in Guadosalam! Yeah! I wanted to visit Leblanc...
Baralai - …
lai-(thinkin-wtf!)
gippal- really? i went to see leblanc yesterday...neva saw u dere...
paine- rikku...
Rikku- Oh...hehe...(starts to sweat) I...uh...I just stopped by for a while...then I went to...uh...the thunder plains...
Rin- i was at da thunder plains all day yesterday.
Gippal - HOLY CRAP! Where did YOU come from!
(all eyes on Rin)
Rin- (thinkin- no! there all gonna find out im a stalker) ...uh...Lady Yuna owes me money so….
Paine- Right... About lady yuna...
Gippal - She's down there! (pushes Rin off the cliff)
Baralai and Rikku- I think we murdered 4 people today...
hi loves
(gippal pushes off leblanc)
gippal- 5
B-...
(ormi and logos joins)
Rikku - Yeowch...
Paine pushes off Logos, while Gippal "attempts" to push off Ormi but failed due to his fatness.)
(shuyin joins.)
(shuyin kills ormi with hit and run attack)
shuyin-(to lai)- I'm BACK!
Baralai - …hehe….
R - Look! Lenne's down there!
Shuyin- WHERE! (jumps off cliff)
Rikku, Baralai, Gippal, and Paine spends the rest of the day pushing all the ffx2 characters off the cliff until there was a mountain of corpses at the bottom
Rikku – So what were we talking about again…?
(no! dun kill shinra n nooj!)
(Oh. k)
SOMEHOW, Shinra and Nooj were able to survive the fall.
gippal-um...party at da machine faction...?
Rikku- Alright!
paine-(sarcastic) yay…
Paine - Wait. Hold on. Rikku, you STILL didn't answer my question...
rikku- ……
lai- rikku, we...should...tell dem da truth...
Rikku- Hehe...wat truth...? (nudges Baralai)
B - Rikku...
gippal-(with sphere recorder) dis is great ppl!
B and R – O.O
Paine - Gippal, put that thing away.
gippal- c'mon dr.p
paine- uh!
(lai n rikku attempt to run away)
paine- stop!
B and R - …..
Paine - They won't tell if you won't put the f'ing thing away.
gippal-uh...fine(hides voice recorder behind his back)
Paine- Now spill it you two.
Rikku - Do we HAVE to...?
paine- YES!
Rikku and Baralai - ...
gippal- lai, if u dont tell, ill tell nooj dat "thing" u did in da crimson squad
Rikku – (GASP) Did he do something bad!
paine- yeh...ur little "night time problem"
B - ...alright, alright!
B - I...
Gippal - Yes?
B- ...
Paine-10 seconds to tell.
Baralai - OK! I...fell in love with Cid's daughter! There! Happy now?
(Rikku blushes)
Paine-(unleashes sword)
shinra- paine, where were YOU yesterday night...?
Paine-...I was training on the Mi'ihen highroad.
nooj- i was on patrol there btw, nite time problem?
Paine- Actually...I was on the way there, when I realized that I didn't stock up yet...so I walked back to...O'aka's travel agency...
o'aka- no ya neva!
nooj- NIGHT TIME PROBLEM
Paine - Minus respect points for all of you!
nooj- (wacks everyone wiv his walkin stick)
(Baralai manages to protect Rikku….lol)
(what 'bout gippal protectin paine!)
oh yeah!
nooj- SOMEONE TELL ME!
Rikku – Tell you what…?
gippal- lai hasn't tole u yet! no wonder u STILL like him!
(Rikku looks at Baralai suspiciously)
B - ...
paine- lai, u gotta tell her.
B- …..
(make it up!)
(fine...)
Gippal - If you won't tell her, I will! Ok………… Baralai sleeps with a teddy bear every night!
paine- called fluffy
Baralai - ... (thinking: Not anymore...I changed its name!)
Nooj – sh--
Rikku - …..
(Note: Baralai still hugs the teddy bear until now. And he recently changed the bear's name to "Rikku")
gippal- …
paine- …
nooj- …
Gippal – so about the party…
Rikku- um...right...
rikku- paine where were YOU dat nite?
Paine - I TOLD you. I stayed on the Celsius!
(Everyone stares at her)
Rikku - You...you never said that...
gippal- dr p…?
Paine – (SIGH) Ah...I give up...
rikku- so…?
Paine - Gippal, go ahead and ruin my life...
gippal- but u know u love me...
(evryone else stares)
Paine - …..
rikku-well!
Uh...can we make them kiss already? Cuz I gotta sleep soon...It's SO late…
(ur turn!)
Paine- ...I...have no comment. (blushing sooo much)
gippal-i guess i should tell u…
(soz, im not good at mushy bits)
(Gippal wraps his arms around Paine.)
Everyone goes O.o
gippal-paine, there's smthin i need to ask u...
(gets down on one knee)
(gets out a big weddin ring)
(Everyone watches with interest and amazement)
Gippal - Paine...will you...
(ur turn!)
gippal-...marry me?
(everyone else-omg!)
Baralai - (thinking: Dammit! I was supposed to ask Rikku first!)
rikku-(thinkin-poopie, i wanted to get asked first)
(Baralai slowly slides his hand into Rikku's)
lai- e..e...muja oui...(looks down at her)
(Rikku bites her lower lip and pauses for a while before bursting out)
R - You have no idea how long I've been waiting for you to say that!
(R grabs B by the neck and kisses him. lol)
(can u do da nxt bit?)
(k….)
((bak to Gippal and Paine))
Paine-...I...umm...
(gippal does puppy dog eyes)
Paine-...(smiles slightly) You know I'll never say "no"... But YOU SHOULDN'T HAVE ASKED ME IN FRONT OF SO MUCH PEOPLE!
Gippal - It's still a yes, right?
nooj,shinra,lai,rikku-WELL?
Paine - ...oac... (yes)
Gippal – ALRIGHT!
audience- aaawwwww!
paine- +100 to everyone!
Baralai - So that's why you wanted to have a party, huh Gippal?
(huh?)
(G wanted to celebrate)
(o rite!)
gippal- well...uh...(smile sheepishly)
Nooj - So what are we waiting for! Let's go!
(Everyone goes to Djose Temple, leaving Baralai and Rikku all alone)
(Gasp! Lolz…)
(lol)
Lai-well...Rikku...i kno dis is a bit wierd n all but...(holds her hands)
Baralai - Ok, here goes... Rikku, femm oui synno sa...? (will you marry me)
Rikku- (kisses him) of course(in al bhed)
(warm feeling inside) (lol)
THE END
AHHHHHHHHH!
(sniff sniff) That was beautiful!
HEHE!
Tissue?
lol
lol
im savin dis convo
same here!