Well here is a fanfic version of a story I'm thinking of writing. So yeah...it kind of sucks, I know. But I felt like posting something so this is it.

Disclaimer: I do not own Ouran High School Host Club. If i did, well...I'd probably screw the whole thing up and make the show all random and crazy. Well, randomer and crazier than it already is.

Chris P.O.V.

"It's a pa-ar-ty! Pa-ar-ty! Pa-ar-ty! It's a pa-ar-ty, only meant for us otakus!" Piper sang loudly to the tune of Mary Had A Little Lamb. I sighed and shook my head. My best friend was so weird….Well, not that I was any better but still.

"What? You gotta problem with me Chris?" She asked, putting her hands on her hips and narrowing her orangey-brown eyes at me. I held my hands up in surrender and shook my head slowly. "Good girl."

I rolled my eyes.

Piper whacked my arm.

"Look, do ya wanna watch this with me or not?" I pulled out an Ouran High School Host Club box set with Cursed Copy written in 'dripping' black ink across the cover. No seriously, it said that. And it completely ruined the cover in my opinion but oh well, it looked interesting.

Piper's autumn-colored eyes widened and she snatched the box from my hands.

"Cursed copy? What the hell?"

I shrugged. "I think Nekozawa-sempai cursed it."

"Sweet! Too bad it didn't come with a Beelzenef! It didn't come with one did it?"

"Maybe it did. Maybe it didn't."

Piper scowled. "You give me that curse doll woman!" I shook my head and clutched the Beelzenef hand puppet tightly against my flat chest.

"Go buy your own!"

"You know I'm frickin broke! So hand it over!"

"I said no and I mean no!"

"Give me Beelzenef damnit!"

"No!"

"Give it or I'll burn your Kagamine twins plush dolls!"

"You wouldn't dare!"

"Oh yes I would!" My crazy psychotic 16 year old best friend made a break for my room.

"No! Not Len! Take the puppet!" Piper stopped and skipped back to me with a wide grin spread across her tan face.

"Thanks you," She plucked the puppet from my hand and plopped down in front of my DVD player and inserted the first disk.

"You suck, you know that?" I said while sitting down next to her in front of the TV. We didn't feel like sitting on the couch.

"I love you too baby."

"Shut up and hand me the remote." Once Piper handed me said object I turned on the TV. Soon the English version of the Ouran High School Host Club opening song started playing but it was suddenly cut short and creepy horror movie remix of the song started playing instead. Then title screen came up. It was completely black with a picture of Beelzenef smack dab in the middle.

"Cool!" Piper and I said together. Piper started reading off the movie options that were displayed on the bottom of the screen in jagged lettering.

"Play. Scene Selection. Set Up. Summon. Wait Summon? What the hell is that?"

"I don't know. Want me to click it?"

"Hell yeahz I want ya to! Go! Go! Go!"

"Ok, ok, I'll click it." I hurried and selected Summon before Piper strangled me.

Sakura Kiss started playing again and, just like the first time, it cut short and that horror movie remix started playing.

"What do ya think is gonna happen?" Piper asked.

"I don't kn-" Suddenly a blinding white flash exploded from my TV screen along with thick, light grey smoke and a large mass slammed into my body, pushing me to the ground.

"OW! WHAT THE HELL JUST HAPPENED?" Three voices yelled at the same time. One was Piper's (that was easy to distinguish) but the other two were different….male.

I froze. Whatever, whoever was on top of me started to get up on his/her hands and knees.

"C-chris….did..did you hear that….or am I crazier then we know I am?" Piper asked again. The smoke started to clear and I could start to make out a pair of auburn eyes staring down into my silver ones.

"Who the hell are you?" The boy asked once the smoke cleared completely.

I screamed.

The boy on me was one of the Hitachiin twins!

And that's it! For now. Ill probably post up the second chapter later tonight or tomorrow.

Bai-bai